I sympathize
I'm alaways stubbing by toe or tripping on stairs ( I have bloody knuckels RIGHT now), I ALWAYS get stuck behind the ONE slow person in traffic(ecspecially when I need to be somewhere), I order something and they JUST ran out 90% of the time, I'm the only one who gets 'caught' doing things everyone else gets away with, I lose phone signal JUST as I am having an important converstaion, my new clothes rip right away....on and on and on.....
Sucks!