Best bit
Bruce Willis singing Kung-Fu Fighting.
shareOr his spelling sugar 's-u-g-e-r'. That cracks me up everytime.
Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Pie
Jerce: And that Cookie, she didn't even show up for the funeral. When her brother KILLED HIMSELF AND DIED i was there for her.......
or,
Cookie: You're a reall pal, Joyce!
or
Cookie: shut the fck up and have a donut!
and my all time favorite:
Jerce: Jimmy, you get the sugar i left for ya?
Jimmy: Yes, I got the sugEr, thank you and Fck you.
"Thank you and *beep* you" has become a staple in my vocabulary since I first saw this movie. I am a bartender so it comes in quite handy.
No Louis, you're mistaken. It's not me.
Yes, it's in mine too. People just stare at me when it comes out at the "right moment."
along with "buh-by" with the little finger wave.
and sometimes i throw out, "...I gotta go do what i gotta do."
Swing away, Merrill....Merrill, swing away...share
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