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Or would you rather be a Hawk?

posted 17 years ago by andypaul_gill
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Just a bit of fun.

Can anyone think of alternate verses for 'Swinging on a Star'? I thought of:

Or would you rather be a hawk?
A hawk is an animal that steals from the Pope
Or the Candy Bars will slit his throat.
The Mayflowers want him and the Church does too,
But all he want's a coffee that'll see him through,
And so if George Kaplan framed you to get caught
You may grow up to be The Hawk!

Other themes I thought of were:

Cat (as in 'cat burglar')
Bunny (ball ball!)
Kit Kat

Try any of these, or the Hawk, or your own!

Or would you rather be a butler?
A butler is an animal with knives up his sleeves...

[–] crankfrank76 17 years ago

Drugs are bad mmm k

[–] o-t-t-o 15 years ago

Only if you have no talent, but this guy(?) does.

[–] Strazdamonas 16 years ago

I have to bump it. its too good to die.

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I have a feeling that you're way off on this.

[–] rina50 16 years ago

Very funny!

[–] rrattbbooyy 15 years ago

...Or would you rather be Pokey?

Pokey is an animal that tests museum security,
And sometimes his owner's purity.
He's grey and fluffy and he's easily thrown.
He's good for getting Hawk and Anna alone.
And if you think that plan was kind of hokey,
You could grow up to be Pokey.

:-)

[–] yurenchu 15 years ago

This thread just put a smile on my face. You guys are creative and talented!

:o)

~ Everyone is unique, except for me ~

[–] andypaul_gill 14 years ago

Dude, that's awesome!

[–] andypaul_gill 14 years ago

Or would you rather be Bunny?
Bunny is an animal that likes his ‘ball ball’,
Even if he is a little small.
He likes Hawk’s crotch, and Anna’s neck,
But flying out a window leaves him quite a wreck,
And so if your death scene really is quite funny,
It might turn out that you are Bunny.

[–] yurenchu 13 years ago

LOL! :o)

Or would you rather be Alfred?

Alfred is a Jeeves with knives up his sleeves,
everyone gets his cut, so he believes.
Although he's smartly dressed and his humor is dry,
he won't be attending that hat convention in July
And if you tend to often lose your head
you may turn out to be Alfred

EDIT: How funny, when I was writing this one, I wasn't aware that you had already started a bit about the butler in your first post. It's an odd coincidence that I came up with the same "knives up his sleeves" part!

~ Everyone is unique, except for me ~

[–] crysjumar 9 years ago

Good stuff. good imagination.

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