alex

she was just the jittery nursemaid running down the street scared and covered in blood from just escaping being killed and witnessing her employers being executed. she seemed to just notice the nunnery and drop off alex right then and there, not saying to herself "i'd better go look for a nunnery to drop this kid off, and by the way, i think i should leave a note explaining his name and everything that happened". dont you think that if she left his name in a note, she would also explain to the nuns what was going on and therefore alex wouldnt seem so surprised when he found out who his parents were when he was older? i mean, his dad was one of the most important men in the country at the time. so i dont think there was a note in his clothes. so USE YOUR *beep* HEAD DICKHEAD!

This was obviously a pretty big logic whiff. Not as bad as, I don't know, fleeing the country after your boss is murdered in cold blood and you know who the killers are and hiding for 25 years instead of simply going to the police, but hey. They should've given him a different name, and then had Chad and Frank tell him "Your real name is Alex.". It would've given Alex's character something else to chew on besides that cigar.

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