Ted's dad


What a douche!! I mean at the end of excellent adventure its pretty out in the open that Bill and Ted have a time machine and brought all these historical people to San Dimas and they even have a 521st birthday party for the princesses on bogus journey but Ted's dad is still like "sell your instruments, you will never make it,I'm embarrassed to have you as my son,I'll send you off to military school"

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Which makes it all the more incredible that he stole Missy... I mean Mom.... from Bill's dad.

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But the actor killed it imitating Keanu Reeves' performance.

Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

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My take on the time machine from excellent adventure is that everyone thought it was just some stage theatrics. And with the birthday cards saying 521st, I assumed that no one take Bill or Ted (or the likelihood of time travel being real) serious enough to think "maybe they did come from the Middle Ages."

In any case, like Zeo said, the actor was great imitating Ted. Possibly my favorite part of the movie.

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They're from Medieval England... Iowa

"Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie son?"

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