Jade the space whore
God, she is a horrible singer. Awesome body and quite sexy for late 80s standards, but for christ sake her musical numbers sound like they are murdering space kittens.
shareYou made me smile with "Jade the space whore".
Funny thing is, my younger female cousin used to stand in her room and sing into a fake mic, pretending to be a performer. She was a little kid, so of course her voice was all over the place, not really 'singing' as much as just making noise.
Chance would have it, her and I used to watch this movie together. Every time a Jade musical number would come on, her eyes would get all glassy, like "That'll be me some day..." It was even better because Jade's singing reminded me of my cousins random warbling.