Things we learned from watching Abraxas

1. Abraxas should simply ignore the pain.
2. What doesn't kill Abraxas makes him stronger.
3. Sonia is birthing member of the human race.
4. Secundus really needs Sonias body.
5. Finders can knock up a woman by simply touching them.
6. A finders answer box doesn't have all the answers.
7. Tommy is a comater.
8. Tommy holds the solution to the anti-life equation.
9. Abraxas only chance to stop Secundus is to kill Sonia.
10. Secundus knows Abraxas won't do it.
11. Hite is over dramatizing the situation.
12. Some guy thought he was big enough to take Secundus.
13. He was wrong.
14. Finders can endure bullets but stab wounds and hits to the head from inanimate objects slow them down.
15. Finders are not allowed to marry.
16. Principal Latimer will tell the other kids to stop picking on Tommy cause he thinks its a good idea.
17. Tommy scares the piss out of other kids.
18. Secundus had to ask his answer box what exotic dancers are even though he is super old.
19. Secundus and Abraxas have a lot of inner monologues.
20. Secundus can take Abraxas in a hand to hand fight.
21. Secundus thinks the bill is "very pleasant."
22. Secundus loves children.
23. And sadly the blaxploitation sequel Ablaxas will never happen:(.