Killer Tofu
Killer Tofu!
Fast food feels fuzzy
Cause it's made from stuff that's scuzzy
I always thought I was such a nerd
I refused to touch that strange bean curd
I wouldn't eat it, WOW! But it ate you!
Ah eeh ooh, Killer tofu.
E-I, Oooh eeh ooh, Killer tofu!
I eat my sugar cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial
E-I-E-O, E-I, If you're feeling kinda cruddy,
E-I, Just stick right by your buddy
E-I-O, I don't eat, t-t-t-t-t-too much fried food!
Yeah! ahh eeh ooh, killer tofu!
E-I, ooh eeh ooh, killer tofu!