What do you think they would be like as adults?

Doug- United States Marine Corps sniper with 4 tours of duty in Afganistan. After 9-11-01 Doug felt a patriotic sense of duty and enlisted in the Marine Corps. Considering either another re-enlistment or returning home to Bluffington. The turmoils of a decade of war and killing eats at his heart.

Patti: High School Volleyball coach/ School teacher. Many on again/off again relationships.

Roger: Works the grill at the honker burger. Relishes his greatness way back in the 6th grade (30 years old) His manager is former assistant middle school principal Mr. Bone who was fired for issues of drinking on the job. Mr. Bone is Roger's nemesis

Skeeter: Signed up with Doug into the Marine Corps, serves as Doug's spotter. Likes to say "Honk Honk" when Doug hits a target. Married him and his wife have a son, Skeeter jr.

Judy: Works for the IRS, dreams of being an actress crushed when she couldn't get a roll on a 3rd rate daytime soap opera. Smokes a pack a cigarettes a day, similar to Marge's sisters Patty and Selma on the Simpsons.

Chalky Studebaker: MLB baseball player, named in the Mitchell report for using steroids, nagging injuries and falling numbers are pushing an early retirement from the game. Still looking for one more payday

Al: 30 years old, 40lbs over weight lives in his parents basement. Likes to eat Bugles and play WoW

Moo: Same as Al. Enjoys collecting Pokemon cards from Ebay in between WoW sessions.

Phebe Bluff: Similar to Paris Hilton. Self imposed celebrity. Recent nose job came out horrible. Total failure in her father's eyes.



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