Favorite lines


Here are a few of mine:



Doug: You really like it?

Doug's art teacher: Doug, I don't know what I like, but I do know what art is! And that painting is...wonderful!



Doug: Skeeter, I think somebody up there likes me.

Skeeter: Yeah, but somebody DOWN THERE doesn't.

*Doug then glances down, sees the security guard shouting at them to get down from the upstairs window ledge.



Mr. Dink (while exercising): Next up, carb loading.

Mrs. Dink (in her classic dry, sarcastic voice): ....his FAVORITE part...



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