The Dinks' marriage.
How on earth do you think they could stay married, especially with the way Tippy acts towards Bud? I mean seriously, Mr. Dink is very eccentric, while Mrs. Dink on the other hand is sarcastic, also lethargic about her own husband. I think I also remember when Mr. Dink was asking his wife if she remembers when he first tried to ask her to dance and she said that she remembered saying "Go away and leave me alone." There has to be something Tippy loved about Bud for them to stay married for so long.
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