100 Reason Why You Wouldn't Want to Work for Negaduck
I saw something similiar to this on another board and thought,"Hey that's a cool idea."
100. I like being one piece.
99. He's evil
98. I'll bet his breath stinks
97. I don't trust anyone who gets their kicks out of using a chainsaw on people.
96. He's a duck
95. He gets all the loot
"Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles."