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100 Reason Why You Wouldn't Want to Work for Negaduck


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100. I like being one piece.
99. He's evil
98. I'll bet his breath stinks
97. I don't trust anyone who gets their kicks out of using a chainsaw on people.
96. He's a duck
95. He gets all the loot

"Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles."

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94. I have a feeling he wouldn't pay his employees in money, he'd "pay" them by letting them live.

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93. He is not to be trusted
92. He embezzles
91. He steals
90. He lies
89. He's got (GULP!) a GUN, and he will fire without warning!
88. He is a sneaky one
87. He will make you "work" by commiting crimes, and pay you with little or no money.
86. He has a really BAD temper.
85. If he ever hired U, your job would B 2 frame Darkwing Duck 4 various sorts of crimes!
84. He is cruel, brutal & relentless.
83. He is verbally abusive
82. Working 4 Negs could ruin your reputation.
81. He's a rotten kind of guy!

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80: He's got a chainsaw! And it's not for cutting down trees either.

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79: He's an unhinged psychopath, who lives for wonton destruction.
78: He's a terrible father.

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He'd probably try to kill you if you didn't get the job done. No pay check either, his motto is live or die as your pay checkXD

2012, bring it on!

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77. The Switch!

Can't stop the signal.

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