Burt Gummer facts
When the boogyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks the closet for Burt Gummer.
Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs. Chuck Norris wears Burt Gummer PJs.
Burt Gummer once counted to infinity, twice.
Burt Gummer doesn't get wet. Water gets Burt Gummer.
Burt Gummer's trigger finger makes the speed of light wish it was faster.
The movie "Tremors 5" will be filmed in Burt Gummer's pants.
Burt Gummer doesn't go graboid hunting because "hunting" implies the possibility of failure. Instead, he goes graboid killing.
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