Burt Gummer, a TRUE American
See? This is why we need huge stockpiles of weapons. What would those liberals have done without Burt? Maybe the lady scientist, with all of her fancy book learnin', could have discovered the perfect cactus to cram into the mouths of those tremor monsters. Maybe some chemical reaction between the cactus juice and the creatures' saliva would have made their tummies sore so they would stop being mean to people. Yeah right.
I'm a real kewl kat.๐