I wonder how the woman carrying the baby doll died before becoming a zombie? One wonders if she committed suicide due to losing her natural baby in real life? It was as if she in zombie form wanted to die again. Any thoughts?
I wonder how the woman carrying the baby doll died before becoming a zombie? One wonders if she committed suicide due to losing her natural baby in real life?
Does one? One thinks that may be a bit of an imaginative leap. One believes that woman was elderly at the time of her death and incapable of childbirth.
It was as if she in zombie form wanted to die again. Any thoughts?
One thinks that one is ascribing more credit for mentation than zombies are capable of. One thinks she had the baby doll because she was was too stupid to drop it.
Zombies seem to retain some of their most basic survival instincts. They're hungry, walk, scared of fire, etc. She was just holding the doll out of instinct from holding a child.
Now comes the $64,000 question. How did she die?
Well my friends...here is the answer.
Every year, the state of Pennsylvania holds a world wide known potato sack race. This woman, who's name was Anita Dick, practiced this very extreme sport for many many years, hoping to win the race one day and earn that $5 dollar gift certificate for Starbucks. You're talking about a woman who jump roped for months. A woman who split logs with an ax during below zero weather. A woman who lifted heavy rocks and her friends while they sat on a carriage. She potato sacked up snow covered mountain and screamed "DRAAGOOOOOOOOO" after reaching the top. So naturally when the race was postponed because of the zombie apocalypse, she couldn't take it. She had to show the world that she was the potato sack champion hero, not that Pennsylvania needed...but the hero it deserved. So on the day the cancelled race was to be held, she dressed in her finest and arrived at the empty field. There was nothing but trash and items of the people that were waiting for the race had left behind. Determined, she got into her sack and started the race. Unfortunately, she fell within the first couple of steps, next to an abandoned doll and lurking zombies saw her. Unable to flee, since she was in a potato sack, they bit and killed her. When she transformed, she grabbed the doll and headed to a creepy ass house with like a billion windows...where we saw her getting killed.
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