Jokes the Nostalgia Critic missed


Don't get me wrong; I thought the Nostalgia Critic's review of this movie was excellent, one of the best he made in a long time. That said, there are a couple of lines in the movie that I think would have made very good jokes. And these are them:

1. Rockbiter: Bastian, in your world, if the Neverending Story is fading...no child will ever know about Junior.
Critic: Gee, wouldn't that be a tragedy.

2. Bastian's Father: Do you know Bastian Bux?
Mr. Coreander: Do you ever know anybody?
Critic: Great, because the kids these days *love* existentialism.

Don't y'all agree? :)

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