Bringing up the ending again.
This is a bit of a rant. I apologize, but I felt like ranting and this seemed like the best place to do it. Now, I don't like this movie much on the whole, so perhaps my being one of the people who doesn't "get it" is coloring my point of view. But that ending... I can't believe my distaste for that is merely a matter of opinion.
So. I know this has been mentioned before, but... seriously. Why isn't it mentioned more?? That was the most insanely dissatisfying ending ever. Flaws in logic aside... sure is lucky how the volcano somehow spit them out without burning them to death and they landed in the water and somehow weren't injured by the fall and the island didn't pull them under with it and the luggage (which fortunately wasn't tethered or obstructed or stored in a hut and somehow was the only thing to come up from the island even when all those airtight soda cans and boats and loose wood and corpses and light debris didn't) came up right next to them despite most likely having been stored a fair distance away from where they must have landed in order to have been far enough away to survive the catastrophe... well, what about the Waponis? What ABOUT the Waponis?? What about all those nice men, women and children who put their faith in Joe to deliver them from their final doom? Wasn't the whole point of everything to save the natives?? I mean sure, there's also Joe experiencing life for the first time in the face of death and so on, I'm very happy that he managed to overcome his issues and become a better man and live happily ever after. That's great for him. Patricia too. But hey, an entire island civilization died. Do we see them rowing to safety, like in the original screenplay? Do we see them waving goodbye? No, we see them running and screaming as horrible destruction claims them all. They don't live happily ever after.
I mean, I guess they weren't the bravest people in the world. And their devotion to soda symbolizes how they lost their souls, or something. But did they all deserve to die?? By those standards, 96% of the American population should be euthanized! And what about the children? This is a horrible, horrible tragedy! Couldn't Joe and Patricia at least... I don't know, have had a minute of silence? Sure they're happy to be alive, who wouldn't be, but I just can't feel happy for two people who ride off into the ocean smirking whimsically after HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE JUST DIED. Do they even mention them? They mention the island sinking. Boy, that's sad. But what kind of creeps must they be to just completely FORGET about the friendly race of people who were ON THE ISLAND who did their best to make them feel welcome and who were counting on them to make sure they DIDN'T DIE? What, was it all about Joe? Is that it? Is precious Joe and his personal development the only thing we should really be concerned with? Sure he's the main character, and yes, as such the world in the movie sort of does revolve around him. But GEEZ, protagonists tend to be likable because they care about people BESIDES THEMSELVES (and their love interests). I like Tom Hanks, don't get me wrong, but my God. Joe's kind of a jerk! And I never liked Meg Ryan, anyway. This movie has a cult following, but I ain't in it.
Or I don't know, maybe they had a bit of a cry after the "Happily Ever After" went up. I hope so, I really do.