Why did they get rid of Myra Kaspbrak?
In this stupid adaptation, Eddie is living with his mother (!!?!?!?!) 30 years later, and she looks no older than when he was a child, rather than a high-maintenance, neurotic woman who is LIKE his mother, as in 2019. He also exclaims that he's a virgin. I'm sure that's not the case, as with the other Losers who I'm sure had sex but just couldn't conceive, but having intercourse with no baby at the end of it still counts.
Seriously, what is with this retarded adaptation?