Daniel Clamp hit with 37 felonies

In a shocking turn of events, liberal activists in New York City are outraged that Daniel Clamp and Hulk Hogan stopped the Gremlins' invasion of the city.

Clamp and Hogan, who had teamed up to defend the city against the destructive creatures, were met with fierce backlash from liberal activists, who accused them of "disenfranchising" the Gremlins and "suppressing their right to vote".

The activists, who had previously been sympathetic to the Gremlins' cause, claimed that Clamp and Hogan's actions were "racist" and "speciesist", and that they had "targeted" the Gremlins because of their "non-human" status.

In a bizarre move, the District Attorney's office announced that Clamp and Hogan would be charged with 37 felonies, including "Gremlin disenfranchisement", "species-based voter suppression", and "excessive use of mustache-based force".

The activists also took issue with Hogan's iconic bandana, calling it a "symbol of oppression" and a "tool of orange supremacy".

"We demand justice for the Gremlins!" shouted one activist. "They have the right to vote, and Clamp and Hogan took that away from them!"

Clamp and Hogan's lawyers were stunned by the charges, pointing out that their clients had simply defended themselves and the city from a group of violent, destructive creatures.

"This is a clear case of political persecution," said one of their lawyers. "The liberal establishment is trying to silence anyone who dares to stand up to their radical agenda."

As Clamp and Hogan's trial approaches, tensions in the city are running high. Many are calling for the charges to be dropped, while others are demanding that Clamp and Hogan be held accountable for their "crimes".

The case has sparked a national debate about the limits of self-defense, the role of government in protecting its citizens from harm, and the voting rights of non-human entities. One thing is certain, however: Daniel Clamp and Hulk Hogan will not go down without a fight.