Favourite lines


I like Jeffrey's mother's response to his speech about becoming amoral - "Would you like a sandwich?". I also like "Oh my god! Bunions!"

"Hey! Ladies! That was fun!"

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I liked "Like wood through a mulcher" in the beginning! lol

I have not failed, I've found 10,000 ways that won't work.

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Lol

"Hey! Ladies! That was fun!"

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"Whaddaya talkin' about? Whaddaya, some kinda Swede? You talking to me in Swedish in Times Square!"



"Stwike him, Centuwion ... vewy Wuffwy!"

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"Nah...like mutt and Jeff"

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Zorro the Pimp: "No, no, no. The question is who are YOU? And from what I've been hearing your ass is MINE! I'm taking possession right now!"

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Want a date

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Jeffrey Franken: "For crying out loud, you're like cats with catnip!"

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This reminds me of the St. Louis Arch!

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"this looks like a man's hand"

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child please

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