Favourite line of all time


I watched this movie last night for the first time (I've seen the first one a few times, however).
I have to say: The line "He's a wife-beater, Dan - use the gun!" is possibly one of the funniest movie quotes I've ever heard in my life. I'm not sure why, but it had me laughing for about 20 minutes. I'm just trying to figure out whether or not I'm losing my mind, so does anyone else find this line completely hilarious, or should I send myself to the funny farm? =)

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Your mind's not lost. That line had me laughing out loud as well.

Call me crazy but I want at least a taste of heaven, before an eternity of hell.

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That line is hilarious. I also enjoyed "Don't let the little haed rule the big head Dan".

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"The hand of a lawyer... Case dismissed!"

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I knew exactly what this was gonna be before I clicked it and totally agree

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I do love the "Shoot him, Dan!" line, but next to that is,"My God...they're using tools!"

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