Say what you want about the film ,but....

I was a tourist in Chang mi, thailand, in 1989, and was walking along a fence, when our tour guide mentioned that there was movie people on the other side of the fence, and I heard what sounded like Mel gibbons voice, hard not to identify. I thought, what could I do to shake things up a bit? So I began talking to my girlfriend, who I later married, and although she didn't understand much English, I went on to say that Mel gibsonis a small guy, only 5 ft 2, not much taller than you, honey. Well, I must have hit a nerve, because there erupted a commotion behind the fence, as if someone offended wanted to penetrate it, and was bieng restrained. That commotion suggested to me that it was indeed mr. Gibson. My sincere apologies, as I don't know his real height, I believe I got his goat that night.