even as a newborn Erin was a child of the corn!
'what have you been doing for the past 6 hours"' asks Crackie Jackie turned Carol Brady to Kelly when she finds Kelly changing baby Erin's diaper. Erin is like a week old and guaranteed her umbilical cord has not fallen off yet and already she is getting as much sleep as an average working adult?
so this kid sleeps for 6 hours straight? Since when??? Someone check! did she have on eyeliner???
Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.