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steve: 'sun's out? guns out!!!!'
rush: 'son. never. ever. say that again. or i will have you deported to el salvador.'
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄
Rush: Rain or shine, Steve, you'll always be in my shadow.
rush: 'don't wear white after labor day? psshhh. every day is labor day for rush sanders.'
rush: 'you watered the plant, right?'
steve: 'i'm not your maid!'
rush: 'you're my son & you will water as you are told!'
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄
rush: 'hey steve. nice socks!'
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄
Rush: Tank top and pleated shorts? Not on my golf course.
rush: 'you can play golf dressed like that with those freaks at uc-berkeley!'
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄
Steve: But Milo Yiannapolous likes it when I dress this way... and shave my entire body.
sharerush: steve. go get a 'cappuccio' at the coffee house with mike ryan and stop clouding my lady game. i have a palm springs lothario legend to live up to.
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄
Rush: I'm wearing white pants and no underwear to the wet t-shirt contest because Rush Sanders has nothing to hide.
Steve: Muntz won that last year.
beauregard sears (john sears' dad): hey! look everybody: it's rush sanders. and he's still workin' the colonel sanders look. wow. hey, rush! you and your spaz son go get another keg. this one is running low! and a bucket of some kfc extra crispy while you're at it.
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄
Beauregard Sears: Rush, your kid should be black balled for that outfit.
Rush: He's adopted.
sears: No he's not, fool! even helen keller can tell you are his father! the hair, the smile, the stupid way you hold yourself.
[rush shoots sears, the viewers rejoice]
Oh God. Fortune vomits on my eiderdown once more.
rush: what's the best school in the land?
steve:.....
rush: california university! here we go!
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄
rush: 'if you show up to the golf course in that outfit i will beat you with a 5-iron.'
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄
Steve- "You don't need to hold my hand dad, it's embarrassing."
Rush- "You want to know what's embarrassing? Walking around with you wearing that lady's crop top."
steve: 'hey, wait. i think i forgot something.'
rush: 'what. your brain?'
steve: 'no. my fanny pack. have you seen it?'
rush: 'like i was saying...'
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄