when my dog snags a potato chip out of my hand, i say, 'no need to get so reflexive, pup!
The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders 🇺🇸
Never have but I think I'm going to start calling my kids negators when they argue with me from now on.
shareit really was a whole way of talking, wasn't it..
shareWhenever someone gets married I tell the mother of the bride that it was a lovely milledding.
When she looks at me curiously and asks "Did you say milledding?" I do not respond.
Lol! How did Kelly or Dylan not crack up every time they had to say 'milledding'? Dumbest word ever!
sharewhen people show up late to a dinner party i'm hosting....'there goes your potential torchbearer status!'
The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders 🇺🇸
It must get real confusing if the guy getting millarried is named Larry.
I like to imagine his friends trying to talk him out of it. "Larry, why would want to get millarried? Especially to Mallory. A Larry and Mallory millariage is a recipe for milaster".
my local pbs station is holding a pledge drive & they keep talking about needing a few more 'sustainers'....that sounds like a new evolution like word.
"You have to live life to its full chorizo!"-Mario Batali🏄
Whenever I sing Stones's songs at karaoke, I make the lyrics more evolved
For example
♫I'll never be your rough beast of burden♫
or
♫Wiiild negators couldn't drag me a-waaaaay♫
It works with the Beatles too.
"you say you want a new evolution."
whenever i see one of these on the road, 'i wave, hello fellow pathfinder!' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2D52Lg_KrY
The food I've liked in my time is American country cookin'-Colonel Sanders 🇺🇸