- When robbers with guns attempt to rob a place, throw pies at them.
- Instead of opening a car door, jump out of a sunroof.
- Everyone who attends a wrestling match is dressed in tuxedos and dresses.
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Metal = best form of music ever
- Mr. Brell has a thing for female urination
- Jake Bullet should have brought Barry Darsow to fight Rip
- TV Networks can "steal" other networks stars
-Zeus is one scary M.F.
-HULK RULES!
See? Even the simple minded can learn from this movie! That is just how powerful it is!
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Yes Zeus is very scary looking. I remember when they had him appear on WWF to fight against Hulk Hogan. Those were the days when wrestling was very good to watch.
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Every tough guy in America is a truck driver.
shareWhen someone gets electrocuted to death, the people around him will start applauding.
shareMost battle of the tough guys matches are done in a steel mill.
Tough people would think they can stand up to Zeus need weapons to fight.
Don't gossip in the bathroom, he might be listening behind you.
Having a tiny weiner will save you from a pee pee face dunk.
If you're strong, you can rip off a section of a man's hair.
If you smell something, it's do- do- do- doogie!!!!
Kick a limousine's door with cause the car to fishtail.
To get close to a woman, break the bed.
To comfort a woman, change the subject and make her laugh.
Real friends blurt out your name, which will probably get you killed.
A hard training psycho wrestler cannot beat a non training champion.
People get freaked out when people throw stuff at the camera they are watching.
Projectors on mirrors produce realistic figures.
Kiesh(sp?) is a cheese pie with snails for Americans.
For dinner meetings, the woman picks up the man.
A name for a show that's the battle of the tough guys should be called Battle of the Tough Guys.
If you're guys in suits and not cops, people will think you're gay.
You bleed the old lizard in your pants, wimp.
In Battle of the Tough Guys, referees are worthless.
When being introduced in wrestling, growl like a gorilla.
If you want everyone to be silent and stare at you, break down the door.
The only insult word Brell knows is jockass.
Wrestling is real.
-You can escape your captors by simply walking out of the room and shutting the door behind you
shareI love this so much.
sharePunching Cinder blocks is a good way to train for a wrestling match.
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These "things I learned" threads are stupid.
shareNo, they're actually fun if executed properly. Mainly if you list things in the movie that defy logic (of which there are usually many). But if you just make a long, dry list of things that happened in the movie, with no commentary on them, then yes, these threads get boring very fast.
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Brell's secondary negotiation strategy was attempted murder and rape
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