Worst movie ever

This movie was the worst movie ever made. Everyone involved with the production of this movie should be shot, stabbed, drawn, quartered, tarred, feathered, bent, folded, spindled and mutilated. Jim Jarmusch is a modern-day Hitler, or at the very least a chain-smoking Dr. Mengele, who has cruelly foisted these putrid settlings he regards as "film" onto an unsuspecting and soon to be screaming general populace. The addition of subtitles to this film, requiring me to "read" as I watch the movie, is worse than the Bataan Death March, the Trail of Tears, and a lifetime sentence in a Stalinist gulag all combined and multiplied exponentially by one another. The opening credit sequence alone should require executive producer Kunijiro "Ed Gein" Hirata to be brought before a war crimes tribunal in Geneva for this unspeakable atrocity and punished with methods best left to the imagination, but fitting to the goat-molestors and midget rapists he no doubt mentors in his spare time. In short, this movie was worse than getting a red-hot fire andiron rammed up my patoot and I should know -- anyway I haven't seen it but am interested in other's thoughts.