Running over the bike
Why is the father punishing the son for leaving his bike in the driveway? Did the father not pass Driver's Ed? Is he too stupid to know that you're supposed to look behind you when you're backing up? It was his fault, not his son's fault. I hate when I see that. What if a neighbor's child had been standing there instead of the bike? You just ran over a kid because you weren't paying attention.
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