Who would've pressed charges?
I mean, imagine the conversation:
South African Foreign Office: "Your officers killed several of our diplomats! We're going to prosecute for this!"
LAPD: "Well, your diplomats killed a half-dozen cops, and before that, they were running a massive drug operation. Both of those things are illegal in and of themselves, and you know, your country's getting a lot of bad press lately: imagine our people's reaction to knowing that nasty Apartheidstan also employs criminals and turns them loose in our country. You really sure you want to drag this out?"
SAFO: "..."
LAPD: "How about this: you forget about the rogue officers on our payroll, and we'll forget about the drug-dealing cop-killers on yours. Best thing for everyone, eh?"
SAFO: "Pleasure doing business with you, sir!"
There's a plan in everything, kid. And I love it when a plan comes together!
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