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Secret Service Agent Whinielle


Whinielle should have gotten a job as a secret service agent. Maybe on Silvers detail.

Whinielles gargantuan caboose would easily shield Silver from an assassins bullet.

In fact, the bullet would bounce off Whinielles rubber ass right back at the assassin killing him.



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“I work for free.”

Daniel did show some signs of competence under Silver’s training and, over time, could’ve possibly developed into a useful human shield.

Perhaps if Silver had carried out his expansion, a Cobra Kai branch in Butler, Pennsylvania, could’ve steered young Thomas Crooks towards a path of discipline and self confidence. Unfortunately, Daniel thwarted his efforts, leading to last Sunday’s fiasco.

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I don’t know if Whinielle would have been much of a help in Butler. After multiple shots were fired he would just whine “Hey come on this is getting out of hand here!” while the real secret service agents took control of the situation.

Trump was startled at the blood coming from his ear but one of the secret service agents showed him Crooks lifeless body and said “So what, pretend it’s his”.

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Trump is now wearing a smaller bandage on his ear. He’s a fast healer. Did Whinielle make him a rancid concoction of god knows what?

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Biden is refusing to sign the application for a rematch. Snake and Dennis will have to lure him to Devil’s Cauldron to make sure he competes.

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“Excuse me Mr. Trump you can’t make me do something I don’t wanna do.”

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Trump: “ what’s it gonna be Joey Boy?”

Biden: “What it’s going to be is I’m not running.”

Biden turns to leave but Ruth Bader Ginsberg emerges from behind a cardboard cutout and blocks him.

RBG: “Harrr! Harr! Harrr!”

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Let’s show Mr. Trump how he’s gonna get his business back!

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(Biden runs away)

Trump: See the trail.. I think he shit in his pants!

KIAH! (Kamala Harris stands in the doorway).

Trump: Well look who's here, the big prosecutor. (waives hands) Ka-MAH-La! Ka-MAH-La! Ka-MAH-La Walla! Come on nasty woman... let's see how good you really are...

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Biden: “Miss Harris it’s over I’m afraid. I just wanna go home.”

Kamala: “Biden-san. You think you just fall out of coconut tree.… You stay focus on what can be, unburdened by what has been.”

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Biden: Inside you same place Presidency come from.

Harris: My Presidency comes from you.

Biden: Ah. Only root Presidency come from Biden. Just like voters choose strong candidate, you choose own way do Presidency same reason.

Harris: I do it your way.

Biden: Hai. One day, you do own way.

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Walz: You sure you don't need me in Minnesota?

Biden: No. You stay with Ms. Harris and join her campaign. I can't believe it, "Mr. Vice President Man." When's the election?


Walz: It's Tuesday. And rallies start Thursday.


Biden: And when is Kamala arriving?

Walz: She's not. Willie Brown got her this great job with a dance company in Jamaica. I guess she just couldn't say no, so...

Biden: You're disappointed, huh?

Walz: Yep. But that's life, I guess. I'll survive.

Biden: You'll do more than just survive.

Walz: I gotta go, okay?

Biden: Listen, Hunter says hi, and I love you.

Walz: Don't be weird. I love you too.



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😅😅😅😅

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Is Kamala Harris going to return to Los Angeles? Her campaign is $20 million in debt. Shes broke and going nowhere. Maybe Trump will offer her a trip to Tahiti to lift her spirits?

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Hopefully one way.

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