wearing his military uniform, would King Charles say "Look who's here the big WAR HERO!" and then have Prince William fight him? Would Harry knock William down (breaking a dog bowl) and then Charles would start saying "Wah Wah! Come on.. let's see how good you really are!" and then sic his royal guards on him.
shareCan picture Harry giving Meghan a tour through Frogmore Cottage. “This is gonna be great…. Look at this. This is good wood! We can use this!”
shareWhat would happen if during the coronation Meghan pulls Harry aside and says "I have something to tell you, my old boyfriend in Ohio... we're gonna try to make things work. I didn't want to lead you on or anything."
Harry's next memoir would be called "Going Dutch."
Harry: This is wild! Wait til he hears about this one.
Meghan: Who?
Harry: My therapist, Mr Mate.
Meghan (to Oprah): When I'm done with the little terp, he'll be begging me to be his girlfriend! And do you wanna know what's he's gonna learn PAIN! In every part of his body, and FEAR in every part of his mind! And here's the kicker.. he's gonna thank me for it!
shareHarry after American journey turns sour.
“Miss Markle it’s over. It’s over. Forget about it. I’m afraid. Let’s just go home. I just wanna go home.”
I don’t think the UK would accept Harry back though. Harry: Home is wear us hang your hat! UK: Uhh yeah hang your hat someplace else…
shareThey must have bickered their way across the Atlantic.
Meghan: “California here we come! What’s the matter Harry, you don’t like my singing?”
Harry: “I don’t like the song, Meg.”
M: “You’re gonna love California. You get up in the morning. You roll out of your bed and plop you’re in your swimming pool.”
H: “Yeh sure.”
M: “All right you’ll see. You know this isn’t actually a dump we’re moving to.”