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The trial of cruisin109

posted 3 years ago by wearsalan (5554)
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All rise, court is in session. His Honour Judge Reinhold presiding over the people versus the online Cobra kai leader cruisin109.

Judge: This is case number 1320900012 and the charge is plagiarism. How does the accused plead.
Chris882cats: Take the fifth!
Cruisin109: Guilty. Cruisin109's Lawyer nudges him. Erm, I mean not guilty...by reason of diminished responsibility.
Cruisin109's lawyer: If it pleases the court I would like to offer evidence that my client is not guilty.
Judge Reinhold: Go ahead. But stick to the truth.
Cruisin109: The truth? You can't handle the truth.
Cruisin109's lawyer: What are you doing? You've just stole that from a Few Good Men.
Cruisin109: Oh right, sorry.
Prosecution: Your Honour, motion to strike?
Judge Reinhold: Motion granted.
Prosecution strikes cruisin109 hard across the face with his briefcase.
Cruisin109: Why am I so stupid?
Cruisin109's lawyer: This case was brought against the leader of the group known as the on line cobra kai. As I shall prove, in this case the guilt is misplaced.
Cruisin109 holds a position of little or no authority in the on line Kai. He is a lowly grease monkey, a nothing, a piece of sputum floating in the toilet bowl of life.
Yet he could never come to terms with a life time of under achievement. His absurdly inflated ego wouldn't allow it. He's like the security guard at the front gate who considers himself head of the corporation. So when IMDb closed its' boards and the gang left he felt responsible for keeping the on line Kai alive. I ask the court, look at this man. This man who had no less than 30 arguments with another poster and lost all of them. This sad man. This pathetic man. This joke of a man.
I ask the court one key question, would the old gang have ever allowed this man (points at cruisin109) ever to be in a position where he might endanger their credibility. A man so petty he wiles away the evenings sewing name tags inside his condoms. A man of such awesome stupidity...
Cruisin109: Objection
Judge Reinhold: Overruled.
Cruisin109's lawyer: A man of such awesome stupidity he even objects to his own defence counsel. An over zealous jumped up little squirt...
Cruisin109: Objection.
Judge Reinhold: Overruled.
Cruisin109's lawyer: An incompetent weasel of a man with a Napoleon complex, who commanded as much respect from the other gang members as Long John Silvers parrot.
Cruisin109: Objection.
Judge Reinhold: If you object your own counsel once more you will be in contempt.
Cruisin109's lawyer: Who would put this man, this joke of a man, a man who couldn't outwit a used teabag, in a position where he could wipe out the credibilty of the whole gang? Who? Only a Yoghurt. He is not guilty of anything other than being Cruisin109. That is his crime. It is also his punishment. Defence rests.
Judge Reinhold: The defendant will stand for the verdict.
Cruisin109 stands.
Judge Reinhold: In the view of your counsel's eloquent defence, together with the reams of material evidence he submitted, this court accepts that, in your case, a normal trial is not an adequate method of assessing guilt. However, plagiarism has occurred and somebody needs to be held accountable. It is my judgement that you be taken from this court to a place of public gathering and told to bend over and touch your toes. Then you will be repeatedly kicked up the backside, in a fashion even the great Charlie Chaplin would approve of, 50 times.
Court dismissed!
Cruisin109: Aw man! Why am I so stupid?

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

This is the second time in seven years Wears made me laugh.
He’s still a wanker though.

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

The line about “the building security guard considering himself the head of the corporation” was funny. I’ll give him that. Can’t say the same about him making light of state sanctioned corporal punishment which is considered cruel and unusual in the US.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

You are bound to say that seeing as you were on the receiving end of it.
Has your backside recovered yet?

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

Do they still have corporal punishment in England?

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Kicked 50 times up the arse in public, were you embarrassed? Did people throw rotten fruit at you?

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

I can’t believe you’re joking about this. Even Saudi Arabia abolished flogging as a form of punishment. Have you no respect for international human rights WA?

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

When you got home did your mom place a pie on the chair when you went to sit down claiming it was to ease your pain? Did she laugh when you did and your arse was covered in pie?
Imagine that, your sore arse covered in pie! Lol.

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

I don’t know about England… but in the US if any parent were to humiliate their child with such a degrading stunt, child protective services would immediately remove the child from the home. You, on the other hand, would let such an act of abuse slide so you could take the pie as “evidence” and secretly feast on ass-pie. You would gobble up the pie and say “mmm ass-pie”

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Your Mom made you sit in a huge pie. Lol
Does it still hurt? Are you still crying?

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

Have you ever actually ate pie WA?

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Imagine it. Cruisin109 sitting down to ease his sore backside after 50 kicks and his Mom placing a pie on the seat just as he does. Lol.
Did she take pictures of your pie encrusted arse to show to her friends?

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

WA do you go to bakeries and ask for ass pie? When they tell you to get lost, do you buy a regular pie and then find a young cherub looking boy and pay him $50 to sit in the pie for you? You need to stop doing this because it is immoral. If you want to eat ass pie, just sit in it yourself in the privacy of your own home without broadcasting your depraved proclivities to the world.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Just imagine it though, a big pie and you sat on it.
Did it ease your pain?
How did you feel having your arse kicked 50 times in front of a crowd of 50000 people?

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

Why are you so preoccupied with my ass WA?

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Because it was kicked in front of a crowd of 50000 people 50 times.
An apt punishment for an inept Twat!

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Wears is such a two-faced hypocrite it’s sickening. He frowns upon Kreese for teaching Johnny a new choke maneuver but is now out here, sanctioning public flogging while making light of the crisis in the Middle East. What’s wrong with this twisted limey? Does he have no moral compass?

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

You mean I frown on an illegal action but agree with a legal one as sanctioned by a Judge?
Not sure how that makes anyone a hypocrite. Oh hang on....it doesn't.

It makes you a hypocrite though doesn't it seeing as you are objecting to a legally dished out punishment yet eagerly accept what Kreese did.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

As a licensed karate instructor, Kreese was sanctioned to hold an outdoor training session. Miyagi was the one at fault, rudely interrupting a private moment between teacher and student mid-lesson. He had no business getting involved.

Judicial Corporal Punishment was abolished in the UK in 1948. You deserve to be on trial yourself.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

As a licensed karate instructor, Kreese was sanctioned to hold an outdoor training session.
Guess you ought to do a bit more research. Furthermore, it wasn't a training session, it was an assault on a minor.
Judicial Corporal Punishment was abolished in the UK in 1948. You deserve to be on trial yourself.
Nothing to do with me. Cruisin109 was tried in the USA and punishment was carried out there. Any objection needs to be taken up with the relevant authorities.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Have you never held a student in a chokehold? Answer honestly.

It’s been illegal in the US since 1952. You are now an international criminal, wanted in two separate countries. The law will catch up with you eventually.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Have you never held a student in a chokehold? Answer honestly.
No.

It’s been illegal in the US since 1952. You are now an international criminal, wanted in two separate countries. The law will catch up with you eventually.

Tell it to Judge Reinhold.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

So how do you teach them about escaping submission moves? You’re either lying or just a bad teacher. Either way, you’re on the losing side of the argument. Kreese ran an expert level karate class for elite students and you simply don’t understand the intensity of his high level training.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

So how do you teach them about escaping submission moves?

These moves aren't a part of semi contact Karate competition. Epic fail on your part there.

Kreese ran an expert level karate class for elite students and you simply don’t understand the intensity of high level training.

An expert level that failed at the '84 All Valley Tournament resulting in him losing it in the car lot and assaulting his students. I understand that much. You though are just another arm chair dickhead who assumes too much.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

You’re misinterpreting reality because of your lack of true karate experience. You don’t understand the nuances of the teacher-student dynamic. It’s a combat sport where training can reach high levels of intensity. To a novice like you, it may have seemed as though Kreese was hurting Johnny, but experts will know it was just a lesson.
It’s been pointed out that Johnny used the same chokehold while training Miguel, who would use that knowledge during the cafeteria brawl.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

You’re misinterpreting reality....

I'll stop you right there.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Be gracious in defeat. You’ve been wrong about everything to do with the franchise for nearly a decade now. You don’t have a clear thought in your head. You’ve reached a new low since your anxiety about Silver’s pending return has consumed you. These are your final days.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Not been wrong yet so I'll jump to the important part of your post. This part here where you are surely referring to yourself...
You’ve reached a new low since your anxiety about Silver’s pending return has consumed you. These are your final days.

Yep, that's you for sure.

[–] orangeflava (1924) 3 years ago

What did I stumble upon? Am I in the middle of a lovers quarrel?

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Beat it slope. Or you’re next.

[–] AP (5295) 3 years ago

99% of the posts on the Karate Kid 3 forum are two guys (or maybe one guy and his sock) trolling with the whole “Daniel LaRusso is the real bully” meme to the nth degree and the other guy taking it seriously (or he’s trolling right back). I like to lurk because it’s funny regardless of what’s going on.

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

AP… it’s now open season. On Wears Alan….. and you.

[–] AP (5295) 3 years ago

Now the real pain begins cruisin boy.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Nah You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, little twerp? No, you had to push it. Well, now you're gonna pay!

[–] AP (5295) 3 years ago

Your karate is shit. Your teacher’s shit.

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

You’re a pushy little bastard aintcha? But I like that! I like that.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

You didn't like those 50 kicks though did you? Lol.

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

WA do you approve of state sanctioned corporal punishment? Are you advocating for such punishment on an international forum? If so, this is an assault on basic human rights and the UN should draft a resolution condemning your actions.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

50 kicks. Lol.

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

Here’s a story about a woman flogged 10 times for the crime of driving in Saudi Arabia. Do you think this sort of material is funny? I didn’t think there was a more evil person that Daniel-San but you have him beat WA. Interpol should arrest you for human rights abuse. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2011/sep/28/saudi-woman-lashed-defying-driving-ban

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Lol. Kicked up the arse 50 times in public. Still not over it yet eh? Why don't you appeal to the Supreme Court? It won't change that it happened though.

Even better, you could masquerade as a champion of the people. You could call yourself ASS-Kicked!

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

How’s life treating you on fantasy island WA? Meanwhile you’re the one who should be kicked in the butt… not by the state but by the Kai.. one at a time. Actually since your bum is the size of Greenland each kai member could kick yourself bum simultaneously and there would still be enough real estate left over to throw a pie at it.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Or maybe your name could be Kicked -ASS.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Cruisin tries to raise awareness about that poor Saudia Arabian woman’s plight and you respond with laughter. What kind of a sick misogynist are you?

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

He has no moral compass because he shuns the values of honesty compassion and FairPlay. Good thing Terry Silver is returning to teach him a lesson he’ll never forget. Extreme situations … require extreme measures.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

It appears that WA has finally fled the boards. The sight of Terry Silver’s pony tail left him shaken to his core and he has gone into hiding. Either that or his keyboard malfunctioned after being drenched in his own urine.

The battle for the board is now won.

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

It’s both. Can’t you see the trail?

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Should we hold a funeral service for him?

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

We should show him the respect…. he gave it his all in this post.. he threw in the kitchen sink blew all his load of creative output but ultimately there was nothing he had that the kai couldn’t counter. Rest In Peace wears Alan you were a worthy opponent. It was for the best that we finished you before the glorious return of Terry Silver did the job less mercifully.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

He’s in a better place now. That big old crap shack in the sky. His nightmares about Terry Silver won’t haunt him anymore. Maybe we can get samgerard to speak at his service.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Been away for a few days. Come back and find you talking to yourself (same old shite/fantasies). Guess nothing changes eh?

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

Looks like someone hacked the late WAs account. Should we report?

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

WE?
Those 50 kicks up your arse haven't changed your condition eh?

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Wears was a deeply flawed human being, but he did not deserve to have his account hacked in his death. Stand down you cretin.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Can't imagine for one moment you believe that

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

You finished building your macaroni and cheese cardboard box bunker and now you’re back. Silver is going to huff and puff and blow it down.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

I can imagine you believe that though. Sad, truly sad.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

What was your initial reaction to the trailer?

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Excited. Looking forward to 31st December. The trailer shows Terry Silver looking a bit ragged, so wonder what the story is there. Maybe he's just slumming it again.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

underestimate Silver at your own peril. He’s going to take Daniel down once and for all. Then he’s coming for you next.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

the only underestimating was done by Silver.
He's not coming for me next because he isn't real

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Then why did you build a bunker out of macaroni and cheese boxes?

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Why? Let me think now....oh that's right, I didn't, you just made that up.

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

Did it collapse when a light breeze blew by? Can picture you throwing a Daniel style tantrum. “Damn it! Why am I so stupid!”

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Did what collapse?

[–] NRC123 (2145) 3 years ago

The bunker you built after Terry Silver was featured in the Cobra Kai trailer.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Didn't build a bunker, and certainly wouldn't need to with regards to Terry Silver. where are you getting these ideas from? What drugs are you taking?
Seek help.

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

I bet you built your bunker out of old Mac and cheese cartons and cut out the perforated coupon areas to use as windows.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

50 kicks up the arse. 50!

[–] cruisin109 (2005) 3 years ago

So pretentious saying arse. Why not just say ass? I bet you spell theater “theatre” just to try to come across as smart.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Nope, just being English.
Unlike you pretending to be Kai. Now that is pretentious.

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

bump

[–] wearsalan (5554) 3 years ago

Can't let this one slide down