Wears-Alan vs Whinielle
Who would win in a fight... wears alan or Whinielle La Pusso?
Even with his flaccid arms and morbidly obese ass, LaPusso would still mop the floor with wears-alan.
My money would be on LaPusso.
He'd probably catch me by surprise with a technique he learned by picking his nose or scratching his head!
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Who would win in a fight... wears alan or Jessica?
I think wears alan would try to charge at Jessica, but she would dodge and dump the sloppy mac and cheese bowl all over wears alan.
I think I would be distracted by the fact she was kissing Barnes and would be then jumped by Snake and Dennis.
Bitch!
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Who would win in a fight... Master Silver of wears-alan?
The fight would occur in Master Silver's dojo and be pretty epic... but then LaPusso would show up and distract wears alan.
"Lord Whinielle!! How good of you to come! How may I serve you?" wears alan would exclaim as he drops to the ground to bow to the flaccid boy.
Master Silver would take advantage of wears alan's distraction and knock him out.
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I would win. I'd knock him out while he was busy blowing Silver
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Id just bitch slap him
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I would pour a bottle of alcohol on the floor, then when he went to suck it up, give a swift kick to the head.
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I wouldn't fight you Callum....we're friends!
I never fight a friend.
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Actually I invaded wears-alan's home once.
He was pretty powerless to stop me... he just kept shouting "hey come-on this is getting outta hand here!!!"
I think you are confusing me with you there.
If you were a Karate Kid character it would be Freddy Fernandez, or at best Tommy and don't pretend otherwise.
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I actually went to wear-alan's shack (he literally lives in a shack) and I started destroying his stuff.
Wears-alan desperately tried to appease me by offering the remains of his dinner of macaroni and cheese slop that he had fished out of a dumpster earlier but I knocked it out of his hands and proceeded to smash things.
After I destroyed all of wears-alan's stuff he started beating his head against his dirt floor yelling "why am I so stoopid????!?!?!?"
I actually went to wear-alan's shack (he literally lives in a shack) and I started destroying his stuff.
Another lie from flaccid boy cruisin109
Wears-alan desperately tried to appease me by offering the remains of his dinner of macaroni and cheese slop that he had fished out of a dumpster earlier
I don't like mac n cheese, so another porky pie there.
but I knocked it out of his hands and proceeded to smash things.
You couldn't knock a fart out.
After I destroyed all of wears-alan's stuff he started beating his head against his dirt floor yelling "why am I so stoopid????!?!?!?"
You mean you started beating your meat imagining what it would be like if your parents allowed you out from the basement and into the daylight.
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Wears alan is very self-conscious about living in a crapshack.
Every day, while fishing for morsels for mac and cheese in the dumpster, wears alan would insist that his abode wasn't a "crapshack" but a shack "that only happens to be crap!"
One day I felt bad for him and bought his a packet of brand spanking new store-bought Easy Mac.
Wears alan wolfed down this "glorious goo" as he called it, with a gluttonous enthusiasm that I have never seen since to this day.
I commended wears alan for his humility and led the flaccid lump to back to his crapshack.. I mean shack that "happens" to be crap... and he went to bed on his pile of used mac and cheese boxes dreaming of better days.
Another banal attempt at humour from cruisin109. One can only summise that his username comes from his nefarious nocturnal activities of cruising the 'ahem' more colourful bars.
shareI don't like mac n cheese, so another porky pie there.
LOLOLOL!!!!
Love how you're so familiar with mac and cheese that you use "mac N cheese"!!!
I bet you're scarfing loads now ya flaccid lump of dump! share
It's described as such and I can read. You on the other hand seem familiar with said product, so methinks it is the diet of choice in your 'home'.
Yes, I imagine it is that washed down with Rola Cola, followed by endless hours 'cruising ' before home to the Internet where you imbibe more Rola Cola and eat your weight in Cheetohs!
I once went over to wears alan's shack to vandalize it some more and saw him.... uh "wearing" Alan in his bedroom.
One can only summise that his username comes from his nefarious nocturnal activities of cruising
Maybe you can read but you sure as hell can't spell! It's suRmise!
Maybe you shouldn't have spent all your college money on that damn crap shack of yours!
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Ooh! Grammar nazi alert. You still got what I meant though and didn't deny it. Your only retort being a spell check. Guess I hate a nerve eh?
What a wanker!
Guess I hate a nerve eh?
HIT a nerve is what you meant I suppose.
No wonder you are poor and live in a shack.. you never went to school and can't spell! share
BREAKING:
wears-alan KILLED Jessica's Aunt Pat so that he could have all the mac and cheese to himself!!!!
Why kill aunt Pat when it was Jessica who was sharing it?
Oh that's right, you're talking bollox you cock Womble
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Predictive text on iPhone. Do you know what an iPhone is?
shareWhy kill aunt Pat when it was Jessica who was sharing it?
Jessica was supposed to have dinner with her Aunt Pat, but her poor aunt "never showed" so Jessica ended up stuck with all the macaroni and cheese.
Fortunately for you since you got to scarf it all down!
You killed Aunt Pat so you could scarf the mac and cheese....after you killed her did you steal her money to buy that cell phone? share
It was Daniel who shared it with Jessica or are you confusing fantasy and reality again?
Re: My iPhone.
You can't steal a contract and need to provide details of a regular income via employment. But I guess you wouldn't know that
Jessica was going to eat the macaroni and cheese with her Aunt Pat.
You, wears alan, decided that you would murder Pat so that Jessica would get stuck with all the macaroni and cheese herself and would then have to eat it with you instead.
I can't believe you killed someone just to feed your macaroni and cheese habit... for shame.
And regular employment?
I'm sorry wears alan but you don't actually get PAID for eating macaroni and cheese...
Again you're confusing fantasy with reality.
No, you probably don't get paid to eat mac n cheese, but you do get paid if you are in a regular job like I am.
There you go, you've learned something new.
Wears alan, are you seriously denying that you have ever eaten macaroni and cheese?
shareNo, I'm saying I don't like it. Tried it once and that was enough.
shareWhy would you even try it then?
Was it because you wanted to emulate your hero Whinielle LaPusso?
I suggest you bow before your true master Terry Silver!
Why would I try it?
Why try anything?
I tried it before Karate kid was even released.
As for bowing before Terry Silver, I bow to only one man in Karate.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rank the mac and cheese you ate?
And be honest!
I didn't like it so I don't rate it at all.
Honest enough for you?
Just like your boy Whinielle you're incapable of adhering to a simple 1-10 scoring metric!
Why don't you admit defeat and acknowledge Terry Silver as your Master!
Seeing as I don't rate it at all then that would be a zero. Surely even somebody as simple as yourself could have worked that out.
As I told you before, there is only one man in karate that I would consider my master.
Now fvck off!
Who is this "master" of yours!?
Because Terry Silver defies him and will DESTROY HIM!!!
He really wouldn't
shareYes he would.
No one can withstand the power of quicksilver!
Odd then that he wasn't good enough to beat old man Miyagi, nor was it enough to beat flaccid boy at the All Valley!
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Terry Silver was going at half speed during that fight!!!
No way would Master Silver go 100% against an old mentally challenged midget man... Silver had too much honor!
And Barnes literally crucified Whinielle at the tournament using quicksilver!
Terry Silver would take your "master", dislocate his limbs, and stuff him into a urinal like a rag doll!
THEN you would know the POWER of Master Silver!
Too much honour?
Why fight him anyway then?
He got beat end of story.
As for Barnes, whichever way you dress it up he lost.
Those are the only facts that matter
OMG.. it's sad that you actually admire Whinielle's pathetic showing against Barnes.
Whinielle could have shouted RAAAPE!!!! in the middle of the fight and "won" it on that technicality and you STILL would call it a legit win.
Admire? No, you've got it wrong. I just think Barnes was pathetic and Quicksilver rubbish to lose to flaccid boy!
shareWhinielle and Barnes rematch in the parking lot after the tourney:
Barnes would literally MASSACRE Danny-Boy!
And that means what? That Barnes is tougher than him? We already know that! But when it comes down to it, he couldn't beat him when it counted could he?
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No it means Barnes is better at karate than LaPusso!
How did Danny-boy "win" the match?
He sure wasn't using karate... he did some kind of geisha dance that his gf in KK2 taught him!
That pathetic display should have disqualified him!
No it means Barnes is better at karate than LaPusso!
And yet he lost.
How did Danny-boy "win" the match?
He scored the winning point. Haven't you seen this movie?
He sure wasn't using karate... he did some kind of geisha dance that his gf in KK2 taught him!
No, he flipped Barnes like a pancake and scored the winning point.
That pathetic display should have disqualified him!
Oh, so you know better than the referees now? Another armchair general who doesn't know the rules whinging on because his preferred fighter lost.
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Why do you hold that useless tub of worthless flaccid bum Whinielle in such high regard?
Seriously man... anybody... anybody.. or anything would be a better role model for you than LaPusso.
Swear allegiance to the Kai and accept Terry Silver as your Lord and Master.
If Pat were truly against him he would have disqualified him. There were at least two opportunities for him to do so without question. In fact Pat could have disqualified him before the fight even started and would have been well within his rights.
Trust me when I say Callum, that Pat gave Barnes more than enough leeway.
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Why do you hold that useless tub of worthless flaccid bum Whinielle in such high regard?
I don't, but then ignorant people like you still don't get that.
Seriously man... anybody... anybody.. or anything would be a better role model for you than LaPusso.
Never has been a role model for me. Never will be.
Swear allegiance to the Kai and accept Terry Silver as your Lord and Master.
Then I would be as ignorant as you.
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Ignorant?
Well you're the one who thinks Whinielle "won" the fight against Barnes LOL.
I think maybe you ate too much mac and cheese in your crapshack to suffer from this delusion!
You "say" LaPusso is not your role model but you defend him at every single turn.
Also Whinielle flipped Barneslike a pancake???!!! LOLOLOL
Whinielle did the exact same "flip" when Barnes invaded his yard and Barnes rolled right up without missing a beat and proceeded to pound the little twerp mercilessly.
This would have happened in the sudden death, but Barnes landed on his back only because he knew he was screwed since it was a points based system and the fight was technically over now. He still quickly got up and started pounding the mat in anger (just like he would have been pounding Whinielle if it were a real fight like in the yard earlier).
He scored the winning point ergo he won.
Daniel knows it. Miyagi knows it. Silver and Kreese know it. Hell even Barnes knows it.
It appears only you don't hence you are ignorant.
I have shown many times on these boards that I don't even like LaRusso, yet you persist in your allegations. Hence you are ignorant.
How is pointing out that LaRusso won the fight by flipping Barnes and scoring the winning point defending him? It isn't, it is simply relaying the facts. Facts that you choose to ignore because you are ignorant.
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It depends on how you define "won".
If you were fighting someone who mercilessly kicked the crap out of you for 10 hours straight but then he had a heart attack and died.. would you get up and declare yourself the "winner" of the fight?
It depends on how you define "won".
No, it really doesn't. Are you truly that ignorant, or is it sheer stupidity?
It was a tournament fight. The first to score three points is the winner. At the end of normal time the scores are even, so the fight goes to sudden death. This means the first person to score a point is the winner. Daniel scored, ergo he WON!
If you were fighting someone who mercilessly kicked the crap out of you for 10 hours straight but then he had a heart attack and died.. would you get up and declare yourself the "winner" of the fight?
Besides the fact this has nothing to do with it and is a poor analogy, no I wouldn't seeing as the heart attack would have been self inflicted. But if for instance he had beaten the crap out of me for 10 hours straight then I hit him once and knocked him out, then yes, I would have won. It would be some feat to withstand a beating off someone for 10 hours straight in the first place, but to then knock them out, well why wouldn't I then be the winner?
Your confusion is that you think just because Barnes had the better of him for the majority of the time, that makes him the winner. It doesn't. As the old saying goes 'It aint over 'til the fat lady sings'!
This isn't about defending LaRusso, it's about pointing out the flaw in your argument. You say Barnes won. He didn't. You say Quicksilver is unbeatable. Obviously it isn't.
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LOL!!!
You're seriously delusional if you think Whinielle legitimately won the fight.
He "technically" won the fight but only by doing a non-karate move "geisha dance" to get a lucky point.
Yes, he did a throw move but it was predicated on that stupid dance.
It was a hail-mary once in a lifetime gambit that happened to pay off.. it had a one a billion shot of working. If Whinielle was actually counting on that geisha distraction to work he may as well have just hoped that Barnes got struck by a bolt of lightning during the fight of some other fortuitous act of god.
I think you wish you could go out for a nice dinner of Easy Mac with your hero Whinielle to gush about his "victory"
You are seriously ignorant if you say he didn't.
I suggest you learn some karate before making such a statement.
Again with the mac n cheese. You are showing your ignorance again.
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Hey you admitted that you actually ate mac and cheese!
I have never touched the stuff.
I actually admitted that I don't like it
Once more with your ignorance
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Tell me why anyone would even try mac and cheese once?
Orangey yellow ooze mac and cheese? Who in their right mind would eat that?
Same reason anyone tries anything I suppose. My mother decided to make it once and we were her guinee pigs. Never tried it since.
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What do you think of this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbj9oI2f0MA
He's a Dickhead
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Well does he like Mac and Cheese as much as your man Whinielle??
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1) Daniel isn't my man
2) How would I know?
While we're on the subject, are you honestly saying you have never tried mac 'n' cheese?
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1.) His name is WHINIELLE and yes he IS your man because you defend Whinielle at every turn.
2.) I just thought that since you used mac and cheese once you would be aware about the various types of addictions to the stuff. Whinielle was a lifelong addict eating it by the ton everyday and the bro in the video resorted to VIOLENCE just to get a hit of the stuff.
And yes, I have never tried mac and cheese because I saw Karate Kid 3 and realized that consumption of the stuff.. even if just tried once, could lead to becoming a Whinielle lover!
1) Again with your ignorance. I don't defend him, I point out the flaw in your argument.
2) Addiction? Now you really are showing your ignorance
You have never tried it yet you have come to that conclusion. Arrogance to go with your ignorance, well done you are now a complete *beep*
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LOLOLOL
You think it's "arrogant" to say mac and cheese is terrible without trying it?
Seriously?
Is it also "arrogant" to say eating out of a garbage can is gross even though you've never tried it?
Is it also "arrogant" to say eating out of a garbage can is gross even though you've never tried it?
And that's the best comparison you can come up with?
I mean, which food guides give tips on eating out of garbage cans? What recipes are there for eating out of garbage cans?
'll give you an equally ridiculous analogy.
My brother in law doesn't like Pizza. He thinks they are the devils pancakes. He's never tried pizza. He once had a toasted (you may say grilled) cheese sandwich and though he likes cheese, he doesn't like melted cheese. Ergo, pizza is terrible. Now, most people in the world know that isn't the case. Intelligent people simply say it is down to personal taste. But if you haven't even tried it, then that is plain ignorance. To then go and spout your mouth off to all and sundry and say it is terrible is plain arrogance.
You have seen a character that you dislike who eats a certain food stuff and because of your dislike of said character have decided this food stuff is terrible.
How ignorant and arrogant.
I can say in all honesty that I don't like it, but then I have tried it. As far as anyone else is concerned, hey, that's down to personal taste.
Now scurry off and say I'm defending LaRusso here. I'm not, I'm pointing out your ignorance and arrogance.
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wears alan, what guarantees do I have that if I try mac and cheese I won't turn into a flaccid tub of lard like Whinielle?
Also what if I got addicted to the stuff like a drug?
Whinielle said he used to eat mac and cheese by the ton.... talk about ignorant; do you have ANY CONCEPT about just how much a metric TON of mac and cheese is???????
If anyone, even a flaccid doughboy like Whinielle could eat a metric TON of mac and cheese then it must be like a highly addictive drug!
wears alan, what guarantees do I have that if I try mac and cheese I won't turn into a flaccid tub of lard like Whinielle?
None. But why make LaRusso the benchmark?
Also what if I got addicted to the stuff like a drug?
I didn't, why should you?
Whinielle said he used to eat mac and cheese by the ton.... talk about ignorant; do you have ANY CONCEPT about just how much a metric TON of mac and cheese is???????
If anyone, even a flaccid doughboy like Whinielle could eat a metric TON of mac and cheese then it must be like a highly addictive drug!
I've told you a million times do not exaggerate. Get it?
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wears alan.. who would you look up to as a role model if you had to choose between Terry Silver or Whinielle?
shareNeither if I'm honest. Now if you'd said between Kreese and LaRusso, then it would be a no-brainer.... Kreese. Or if you'd said Johnny or LaRusso. then without a shadow of a doubt, Johnny.
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You admire Kreese and Johnny (I think there may be hope for you yet son!) yet you dislike Silver????
Please explain this contradiction.
No contradiction, I just find Silver a cartoon like villain. I'm surprised he didn't suggest tying LaRusso to a railway track.
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Would you rather be Terry Silver or Whinielle?
You HAVE to choose one.
That's the beauty of living in the free world.....no I don't
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Can't you engage in a mental exercise?
Or has that mac and cheese you ate all those years ago fried your brain?
If you were forced to choose between Silver and Whinielle (gun-to-head scenario) who would you choose?
I'd take the 5th
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It's sad that you cannot choose Silver over Whinielle.
You are basically saying you would choose DEATH over saying Silver is better than Whinielle.
This confirms that you are a Whinielle lover plain and simple.
I can't choose him because I think they are as bad as each other. There is only one Cobra Kai instructor and that's John Kreese. The only Cobra Kai gang are Johnny and co from the first movie. It doesn't surprise me though that an ignoramus such as you can't see that!
The old Kai on these boards would be embarrassed to know that they are being represented by you
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Perhaps I am a poor ambassador but the Kai know that the reason this board went from a LEGEND to crap was because of you.
You, wears alan, destroyed this place with your constant defense of Whinielle and your vilification of Silver at every.. freaking... turn.
Really?
You do know that you are admitting I beat the Kai don't you?
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No... the Kai just couldn't stand your miserable company.
See, there are people like you who ruin good things and make the world a worse place. You basically leave things worse than when you found it.
Perhaps you can't help it and don't know any better.
Perhaps, when the evil wears alan finally leaves the KK3 board the true Kai may come back and restore this place.
Glad you admit that I won.
As for me leaving, forget it I own this board now mwahahaha!
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Seeing as your definition of "winning" is Whinielle's performance against Barnes I guess I'd agree LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, you're outclassed if you try to go up against me son.. I will remain here as well until you and your brand of abject evil are destroyed and the Whinielle loving filth you spew from your mac and cheese encrusted mouth is cleansed from the board.
You are no competition to me. Akin to a cat (me) playing with a mouse (you).
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Well we agree that you're a "cat" that's for sure.
shareAnd we agree that you are the mouse.
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No you're just a cat, thanks for admitting it!
You are probably a feral cat living in back alley eating mac and cheese from a dumpster!
And you ADMITTED that you're a cat!
Yeah whatever, Snakes bitch.
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Snake: Hey wears alan, how's the family jewels?
Wears Alan: Uhhh... my family doesn't have anything of value.
Snake: You have no jewels?
Wears Alan: Nope.. I literally got nothing.... but I DO have a mac and cheese spoon that my boyfriend Whinielle gave me!
Cruising109: Snake help me, wears Alan is saying nasty things
.....silence
Cruising109: Please help me Snake,please
....silence
Cruising 109: Oh why,oh why won't you help me Snake?
Wears Alan: Because he doesn't exist you sad twat!
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(Wears Alan is waking down a dark alley and a group of thugs jump him)
Wears Alan: Help me help me!!!! (gets out his whistle) Oh where or where is my savior Whinielle to protect me!?
(Just then Terry Silver comes in and uses quicksilver to beat up the thugs and saves Wears Alan)
Wears Alan: Oh thank you Master Silver... I had no way of defending myself except for this here whistle... Hey.. can YOU teach me real karate and quicksilver? I promise to be your devoted student!
Terry: Shut up you little kitten... I'm using you as practice for my Cobra Kai students!
(Johnny, Snake, and Barnes come in)
Terry: Get him boys!!!
Wears Alan: Ohhhhh noooooooooooooo!!
(Wears Alan is waking down a dark alley and a group of thugs jump him)
They all receive a good beating. Big mistake on their behalf.
End of lesson.
Meanwhile cruisin109 is having a wet dream about imaginary characters.
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And pray tell how you would plan on fighting off your attackers?
Would you use quicksilver or Whinielle's geisha dance?
Neither. I would use what my instructor taught me.
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Cruisin109: Come on, get up! Get on that line! Get on that line, wear alan! You're worthless! Your giesha teacher's nothing! Get up, man! You're no champion! Get up! You suck, wears alan! You suck, man! And your teacher's karate *beep* You hear me! It's *beep*
[wears alan looks over at cruisin109]
Cruisin109: You're a joke, wears alan! Your karate's a joke and your teacher isn't worth *beep* He's nothing! He's nothing! And you're nothing! I own you! I own you, wears alan! Where's your little mac and cheese scarfing teacher now, huh! He's a phony, man! He's a fake!
[wears alan looks over at a bowl of macaroni and cheese]
Cruisin109: And he didn't teach you nothing! Your karate's *beep* You hear me! Get up!
[wears alan gets up and lathers his whole body with mac and cheese]
Wears alan: I'm ready to fight now!
Cruisin109 steps forward and gets flipped like a pancake by wears-Alan, then receives a smack in the face filled by the crowd pointing and laughing at his easy defeat
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How could I defeated by a flip?
This ain't a point match where I intentionally lost 50 points before you scored a single lucky point by a pull-out-of-your-ass hail mary geisha dance throw and tap.
Like Barnes, I would get right up and beat you with a series of expert quicksilver blows until you would be begging your Geisha teacher MiyaGAY to save you.
You weren't defeated by the flip alone, the smack in the face finished it off.
The crowd laughed as they realised that once again the cat had toyed with the mouse!
Tears flowed from the distraught cruisin109 as he realised he had been taken for a sucker!
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Do you ACTUALLY think that your bro Whinielle could have survived another round with Barnes?
No way.. one more round and he would have been decimated.. he already used his one-trick move.
If I were using quicksilver against your.... your.... "Geisha dancing" or whatever the hell you do I would easily destroy you.
But don't worry, I'll treat you to a big sloppy bowl of moldy mac and cheese as a consolation prize.
Your mac and cheese slop is on me... I DO own 50% of Cobra Kai dojos now and you are stuck with your useless crapshack where you haven't sold a single bonsai tree!
Do you ACTUALLY think that your bro Whinielle could have survived another round with Barnes?
Doesn't really matter what I think. If the script had called for it, then there would have been another round. If the script had called for them to continue in the car park, then that would have happened.
You can be sure of this as well, if the script had called for LaRusso to give Barnes a good hiding, then that would have happened too.
If I were using quicksilver against your.... your.... "Geisha dancing" or whatever the hell you do I would easily destroy you.
My geisha dancing...WTF are you talking about?
First off it's called Kata. Second, you don't do QuickSilver because there is no such thing.
But don't worry, I'll treat you to a big sloppy bowl of moldy mac and cheese as a consolation prize.
Hardly a treat seeing as I don't like the stuff.
Your mac and cheese slop is on me... I DO own 50% of Cobra Kai dojos now and you are stuck with your useless crapshack where you haven't sold a single bonsai tree!
Hahaha! Now you think you are either Barnes (who was probably killed for losing) or Kreese.
What an idiot!
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Doesn't really matter what I think. If the script had called for it, then there would have been another round. If the script had called for them to continue in the car park, then that would have happened.
You can be sure of this as well, if the script had called for LaRusso to give Barnes a good hiding, then that would have happened too.
Yeah and the script could have called for aliens landing in the tournament and giving Barnes a rectal probe causing him to lose the match. Somehow I think your scenario of Whinielle actually beating Barnes would be just as outside the realm of possibility.
My geisha dancing...WTF are you talking about?
First off it's called Kata. Second, you don't do QuickSilver because there is no such thing.
Well maybe it is SUPPOSED to be a kata.. but to me it just looks like a little wiener dance!
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Oh and quicksilver is real; a man can't stand a man can't fight! A man can't breathe a man can't fight! Front sweep!
Hardly a treat seeing as I don't like the stuff.
And yet you bathe in the stuff everyday!
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Hahaha! Now you think you are either Barnes (who was probably killed for losing) or Kreese.
What an idiot!
You think Barnes was killed by Silver? Why? For giving Whinielle literally the beating of his life in front of a huge audience? For getting him to cry like a little girl on the mat and literally scream that he's a coward? He did this in front of everyone and his reputation was ruined. Barnes was pissed he did foolishly give up too many points on purpose, but he made it up to Silver by jumping Whinielle in the parking lot and curb stomping him! Whinielle spent the rest of his days sucking mac and cheese through a straw while Barnes got rich owning 1/2 of Kobra Kai dojos! share
Yeah and the script could have called for aliens landing in the tournament and giving Barnes a rectal probe causing him to lose the match. Somehow I think your scenario of Whinielle actually beating Barnes would be just as outside the realm of possibility.
Did he beat him? Yes. Was it possible? Yes.
The fact that someone who doesn't understand how it works (i.e. you) is irrelevant.
Well maybe it is SUPPOSED to be a kata.. but to me it just looks like a little wiener dance!
Again, whether or not YOU understand it is irrelevant.
Oh and quicksilver is real; a man can't stand a man can't fight! A man can't breathe a man can't fight! Front sweep!
Except that isn't QuickSilver. It is something that was plagiarised from a real life martial artist. Again if you knew anything about martial arts you would know this.
And yet you bathe in the stuff everyday!
and your mommy dresses you like this everytime you go out to play
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Yes I believe Barnes was killed by Silver. He failed him. He asked for 50% and fell at the final hurdle.
End of story.
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit! share
Again, with your libelous assault on Master Silver.
At what point in the film did you think he was capable of MURDER??
All he did was take a flaccid dickless oaf Whinielle and try to turn him into an actual fighter by giving him FREE Karate lessons!
He also offered Barnes 50% of his dojo profits to pose as a challenge to LaPusso so that he could have an actual adversary to overcome.
Terry Silver was a model citizen, skilled martial artist, successful businessman, phlilanthropist, and war hero! And you come in here and accuse him of murder?!?!?!?
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