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I hate Mike Barnes and I'll share WHY.

posted 8 years ago by RelpScooby
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I'll make this post quick, yet informative.

Mike Barnes, is breaking bricks and doing wild training techniques to literally "kill someone".

The "MOMENT" that Daniel LaRusso starts doing the "Macarena or Lambada" or whatever the B S he was doing to get the last point...He looked like an "ABSOLUTE IDIOT"...yes CAPS were definitely needed for that.

In real life, not saying it's impossible........but WHO makes a fool out of themselves like that and ALSO, Mike Barnes if you're so big and bad............"WHY in the FU() didn't you kick stupid LaRusso in the face ? Did you enjoy him dancing around or making a fool of himself ? I mean Jessica...was more smarter calling you "slime ball", yes the insult she was taught by her mother; rather than watch someone dance and YOU JUST watch.

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Yes Barnes lost the tournament.

But after the tournament Whinielle never left the parking lot alive... THAT I can assure you.

In the end Master Silver still gave Barnes a fair 10% of his dojos as a consolation prize for killing Whinielle.

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[–] computermaster 8 years ago

I've been telling that to Kai fanboys for years lmao. Who the hell loses to a dance? Someone tried to say that what LaRusso done was illegal but even if that's true, it doesn't make Barnes' patheticness any better.

[–] creatorof2002 8 years ago

Its a KATA not a "dance" and why the hell would it be illegal? you can move around any way you want, it may be stupid and in real life would not work but its not illegal.

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Even if that pathetic geisha dance was a kata it would still be illegal to do in a kumite.

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Even if that pathetic geisha dance was a kata it would still be illegal to do in a kumite.

Instead of lying, provide the rule where it states Kata moves are illegal in a Kumite match. YOU CAN'T! Because no such rule exists.

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Is it also legal to sit down in the ring and open a packet of Easy Mac during the kumite?

Cos I think Whinielle would have done that too but according to you it's all perfectly legal LOL

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Is it also legal to sit down in the ring and open a packet of Easy Mac during the kumite?

No. Care to guess why Einstein?

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Pray tell LOL!

You're saying it's perfectly legal to enter a kumite and do something during the match that is completely inappropriate and not at all aligned with the purpose of the event.

By your logic, Whinielle could sit down during the match, set a tablecloth on the mat and start having an impromptu picnic.

Whinielle could then offer Barnes a spot of tea, and with Barnes in a state of abject shock over this display Whinielle could quickly get in a flaccid sucker shot to score a point.

You would call that a legitimate win.

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

And still you fail to answer. Just like all before you. I am not and never have claimed it is alright for Daniel (or anyone for that matter) to sit and down and eat mac and cheese during a kumite match. I even say so in my reply

Is it also legal to sit down in the ring and open a packet of Easy Mac during the kumite?
No. Care to guess why Einstein?

See? I then challenge YOU to take a guess as to why THAT isn't alright, but it IS perfectly legal to perform kata moves.
Once again I challenge YOU to guess why. I say guess, because despite your stubborn approach, you obviously DON'T KNOW!

By your logic, Whinielle could sit down during the match, set a tablecloth on the mat and start having an impromptu picnic.

Not MY logic at all. Just YOUR ignorance to what I am saying.

Whinielle could then offer Barnes a spot of tea, and with Barnes in a state of abject shock over this display Whinielle could quickly get in a flaccid sucker shot to score a point.

You would call that a legitimate win.

NO, I really wouldn't. Learn to FVC<ING READ!

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Again with your incessant Whinielle defending... this act of yours is getting old.

You claim it is legal to do something that isn't fighting (kata) in a kumite match.

Is is also okay to do other non-fighting activities during the match like having a picnic?? Where do you draw the line?

Presumably because kata qualifies as 'karate' you think it's acceptable in a kumite right?

But the purpose of a kumite is not to practice your moves against thin air.. it is to USE your moves on your opponent.

Maybe in your karate school this was acceptable behavior?

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

You claim it is legal to do something that isn't fighting (kata) in a kumite match.

No, I really don't. Maybe you should learn a little before making such comments.

Is is also okay to do other non-fighting activities during the match like having a picnic?? Where do you draw the line?

Again, no I don't. Learn to read.

Presumably because kata qualifies as 'karate' you think it's acceptable in a kumite right?

Presumptions are not facts. Stop presuming and start learning.

But the purpose of a kumite is not to practice your moves against thin air.. it is to USE your moves on your opponent.

The purpose of kumite is not to practice at all. The purpose of kata is not to practice either. You really ought to know what you are talking about before committing to it. You'll look a little less stupid that way.

Maybe in your karate school this was acceptable behavior?

Your lack of understanding gives you no right to question what is or isn't acceptable in any Karate dojo. Furthermore, you have no idea what happens in my dojo, seeing as your whole interpretation of me is skewed by your cockeyed view that I am a Daniel supporter.

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Who is this "Daniel' you keep referring to???

The fact that you don't use Whinielle's proper name proves you are a supporter of his.

Also you won't say why performing kata in the middle of a kumite match is acceptable.. I backed you into a corner and you have no way out.

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Who is this "Daniel' you keep referring to???

Daniel La?Russo. And here's me thinking you could read.

The fact that you don't use Whinielle's proper name proves you are a supporter of his.

In fact it only proves that I'm not in YOUR gang.

Also you won't say why performing kata in the middle of a kumite match is acceptable.. I backed you into a corner and you have no way out.

Actually, you haven't backed ME in to any corner here. I've said many times in the past why it IS acceptable. The fact that you have never read those posts is neither here nor there. The emphasis is on YOU guys to prove it isn't, I already proved it is. Your ignorance of the rules does in no way make you right. YOUR corner, YOU need to get of it.

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Well I don't remember reading why you say the kata was acceptable.

You seem to have the time and energy to quote me again and again and again... please try quoting yourself when you attempt to justify Whinielle's pathetic kata dance during the kumite.

I don't think you will justify with specifics why Whinielle's kata dance was acceptable during the match because it will prove once and for all that you a total fanboy of LaPusso.

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Speaking of dancing, that's exactly what you (and your gang on here) have done ever since you brought it up.
It's quite simple really. I don't have to justify why the kata was acceptable, the onus is on you guys to prove that it is illegal. After all, it is you guys who brought it up. Now provide proof via the rules that this was illegal or STFU!
As for being a total fanboy of Daniel, actually I'm a total fanboy of the rules and regulations. And when I see some ignoramus such as yourself spouting BS about said rules and regulations, I feel the need to spank you in public just to teach you a lesson. Whether or not it sinks in with you is neither here nor the there. Sometimes though, when an idiot such as yourself still sits there (metaphorically) sticking his fingers in his ears and going 'Lalalalala', it makes it even better because you are just making yourself look an even bigger idiot.
Keep it up chump!

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

You say this...

Actually, you haven't backed ME in to any corner here. I've said many times in the past why it IS acceptable.

Then you say this...

It's quite simple really. I don't have to justify why the kata was acceptable, the onus is on you guys to prove that it is illegal.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

What a confused Whinielle lover you are!!!!

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Confused? No, not at all. I don't have to justify anything. Furthermore I haven't. I have, in the past explained why the kata wasn't illegal, so right now there is no need for me to justify anything. You on the other hand are once again dancing around the issue. YOU say it wasn't allowed, so prove it.