he basically won every match with a gimmick move.
https://youtu.be/93sGUFpVxFI
Don't tell that to wears-alan.
According to him Whinielle won against Barnes fair and square!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ππππππ
Did he?
Bobby was disqualified, how was that a gimmick move?
He hit Tommy with a reverse hand punch, how was that a gimmick move?
He won his first match with a tetsui punch to the top of the head and a kick to the midriff. How are those gimmick moves.
He beat Barnes by flipping him and hitting him. How are those gimmick moves?
Oh you mean the crane kick, which in real life is known as a flying mi-geri? An actual move.
So you must mean the drum technique he uses in KK2 (a street fight)? Yeah, I get you now, a gimmick move. So ONE fight then!
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
Again with Wears-Alan Whinielle lover!
Aways read to jump in to defend Whinielle LaPusso!πππππ
If you read it properly, I'm defending Karate.
The moves he performs in the movies (with the exception of the drum technique) are all legitimate Karate moves, but somehow the OP claims he basically won every fight with a gimmicky move.
He doesn't as I have pointed out.
Ergo, I am defending Karate. Do you understand yet?
The crane kick (as performed by Whinielle) was crap would never work and was a gimmicky fake karate move.
Also the kata used in III was illegal to even use since you can't start performing kata in the middle of a kumite.
You don't defend karate.. you make a mockery of karate just like your pal Whinielle.
The real name for the crane kick is a flying mi-Geri or leaping front snap kick. Ergo it is an actual technique.
The performance of kata moves during a kumite match is not forbidden in any version of the then applicable WUKO rules. Nor is it forbidden in the now used WKF rules. Once again I challenge YOU to prove otherwise!
Until then all you are doing is spouting BS when you try to defend the disrespectful Barnes and his shameful loss to fatboy LaRusso!
No such thing as the crane kick as performed by your hero Whinielle.
https://www.quora.com/As-an-actual-karate-move-how-valuable-is-the-Crane-technique-in-the-original-Ralph-Macchio-Karate-Kid
RE: Kata... no karate rules allow the impromptu performance of a solo kata in the middle of the match when you're supposed to be fighting your opponent.
Maybe you should ditch your hero Whinielle and learn from a real karate master like Terry Silver.
Like I said the REAL name for the crane kick is a flying mi-Geri, or didn't you read that part?
There is no rule nor has there ever been that forbids the performance of kata moves during a kumite match. If there is produce it you mouthpiece!
Now if you wish to learn more then contact a real karate instructor and not a made up one like Terry Silver. Incidentally, there is no such real life method as QuickSilver. Now there's a gimmick!
So did Daniel perform this flying mi-Geri move you speak of or did he perform the crane a made-up gimmicky useless move?
Perhaps you can ask Whinelle over a nice sloppy bowl of Mac and Cheese.
You say there is no rule against performing a kata in the middle of a match...there is also no specific rule saying you can't sit down on the mat and engage in an impromptu tea party either!!
It would be priceless so see you defending your mac and cheese bro Whinielle over his "Tea party victory! There's no rules against having a tea party in the middle of the match!!" ππππππππ
Actually there is such a rule forbidding such antics. But then you would know that if you knew the rules wouldn't you?
As for what the kick is called in the movie, that is irrelevant, it is still an actual technique no matter what Miyagi calls it.
Now scurry off under your rock and come up with some more BS. Only try to be a bit clever about it this time and provide me with at least a challenge!
Did you not read the link I posted?
The kick your boyfriend Whinielle did was NOT a real karate move.. I don't care what real life move it was inspired by.ππππ
https://www.quora.com/As-an-actual-karate-move-how-valuable-is-the-Crane-technique-in-the-original-Ralph-Macchio-Karate-Kid
Also show show me a rule allowing kata antics but prohibiting picnic mid-fight antics!
You can't because deep down you know you are just a Wearsalan Whinielle Lover!
You're the one saying kata isn't allowed...prove it. The onus is on you. At the same time you will discover why sitting down to a picnic isn't allowed.
Now off you go...read those rules!
LOLOLOL!!!ππππ
Wears- Whinielle is trying to defend a sinking ship!
He actually thinks that in the middle of a kumite match you can just drop what you're doing, stop fighting your opponent, and start performing a kata!!!
Proof positive that Wears Whinielle loves LaPusso!
He probably thinks it's okay that Whinielle pissed all over Master Silver's dojo mat too!! After all.. where is it written that you can't piss on the dojo mat!!!???? Prove you're not supposed to piss on a dojo mat he says! ππππ
This Wears Whinielle is too funny and his absolutely love for Whinie-boy proves that he is a fan of flaccid boy!
Wears- Whinielle is trying to defend a sinking ship!
He actually thinks that in the middle of a kumite match you can just drop what you're doing, stop fighting your opponent, and start performing a kata!!!'
Proof positive that Wears Whinielle loves LaPusso!
He probably thinks it's okay that Whinielle pissed all over Master Silver's dojo mat too!! After all.. where is it written that you can't piss on the dojo mat!!!????
Prove you're not supposed to piss on a dojo mat he says!
Look Wears-Alan Whinielle-Lover ... you keep saying that the kumite rules allow kata dances.
This is false and you cannot prove otherwise because you are merely an oaf who ate too much poisoned mac and cheese!
If your reasoning is that the kata dance isn't disallowed specifically in the rule book then I submit to you that other things your boyfriend Whinielle does (pissing on the dojo mat scarfing mac and cheese by the metric ton) also are not specifically disallowed during a kumite so by that logic you're fine with those antics too.
Do you not know that a Whinielle lover such as yourself cannot stand against the awesome power of the Cobra Kai!?
This is MY DOJO!
Now come on little man... let's see how good you really are!!!!!!!!<i>
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(Wah!! Wahh! LOL π)
(Wears Whinelle attempts to do his "real life" crane kick but then falls on his bum letting out a huge squirt explosion as all the mac and cheese he was hiding in his Gi explode leaving a huge yellow stain).
Read the rules before your ignorance consumes you.....little man.
Wah wah! Lol!
You think this is the end of it, little man?
I'm gonna kick your ass with posts all over this board. Hell, I might even post 24/7!
From now on, all that anyone will know about KK3 message board is Cobra Kai!!! Master Silver will rule and Whinielle lovers like you will be destroyed!
You won't even be a memory!
One of my old school teachers once said something that would describe you perfectly. He said a man who won't read is inferior to a man who can't read, because the man who won't read is ignorant by choice.
Enjoy your 24/7 posting Bubbles! ξ¦ξ¦ξ¦ξ¦
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
Alright then Whinielle lover, please provide me with your "phantom" reading material.
You can't because no such reading material exists!
Sure, you ramble on like "Duhhh.... it's not my responsibility to provide the reading material" but deep down you know I'm right.
Now submit to Master Silver before I leave you stranded on the bottom of a cliff with your pal Whinielle!
Already did Bubbles.
Now crack on.
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
No you didn't.ππππ
You're even a worse lair than Whinielle!
I'd laugh seeing you in a jail cell trying to explain to the warden that you didn't steal your belt at the tournament and you "actually" paid for it!
Whatev's
Your ignorance is not a valid excuse this time, Bubbles.
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
Does anyone wanna chime in here and call Wears-Whinielle Lover out here for being a blatant liar?
I mean he admitted eating mac and cheese just like Whinielle so I give him bravery points for that but
he also claims he posted "magic karate rules" that allow kata but specifically disallow having picnics.
He obviously never learned, honesty, compassion and fairplay from Master Silver!
Does anyone wanna chime in here and call Wears-Whinielle Lover out here for being a blatant liar?
I mean he admitted eating mac and cheese just like Whinielle
he also claims he posted "magic karate rules" that allow kata but specifically disallow having picnics.
He obviously never learned, honesty, compassion and fairplay from Master Silver!
The only coward is you.... you could have stood up to your mom after she tried to poison you with mac and cheese.
When your mom (Lucille LaRusso) forced you to eat that garbage she was like "On you huskies okay eat it!"
Wears Alan: "But Mah.... I ain't a dog!!!!"
Lucille: "Shut up and eat that mac and cheese wears alan before I belt your flaccid behind!!"
Wears Alan: "yes ma'am....."
You claimed that you were going to beat me and that where others had given up YOU would prevail. Instead here you are publicly asking for help because you realise you are out of your depth.
Never mind eh, Bubbles?
Look Wears Whinielle.... a lot of people of this board are SHOCKED by your undying love for Danny-Boy.
I promised your Mom (Lucille LaRusso) that I wouldn't say anything but I saw you with that blow-up doll of Whinielle in the tub of mac and cheese down by your crap shack!
After seeing this depraved sight I finally had had enough of your Whinielle obsessed antics in the public sphere and had to confront you.
This board is gone to hell because everyone is horrified by your constant Whinielle defending.... I was giving everyone an opportunity to stand up for themselves and to tell you they are tired of your antics.
. I was giving everyone an opportunity to stand up for themselves and to tell you they are tired of your antics.
You're not only a wimp but a HEAVY wimp (cos you ate mac and cheese).
If you were stranded on the bottom of a cliff while trying to steal local flora cos your rope, your "steady girlfriend rope", broke I'd have to drag your heavy wimp ass up!
I would't want to drag a heavy wimp like you up... especially since you'd be scarfing mac and cheese on the way up..... but at least I would because I learned the true martial arts values of Terry Silver.
Holy crap you're weird.
shareA true martial artist would know the rules.
Time for you to study, Bubbles!
And you're a true martial artist?
Sorry Wears-Whinielle... but that string of dry macaroni pieces you made in kindergarten doesn't qualify as a belt!πππππ
No, but my sixth dan does
shareStealing a black belt at a karate tournament doesn't make you a black belt.πππ
Or maybe you acquired the belt by sending used mac and cheese box-tops to KRAFT?
Again your ignorance is your undoing ξ¦ξ¦ξ¦
Keep trying though, it amuses me.
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
You must be some kind of sadist to keep wanting more punishment.
Well, what the hell.. it IS take a worm for a walk week.
Cruisin109 throws wearsalan down a cliff however wearsalan is so flaccid that he bounces up like a super ball until he eventually settles unharmed at the bottom.
Wearsalan: Ha ha! See I'm so flaccid that I can't be hurt! I'm like mush...you can't build me up but you can't break me down either I'm all give!
Do you touch yourself when you have these fantasies?
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
You're so flaccid you physically CAN'T touch yourself!
shareSo that was a yes then?
shareYou tried to touch yourself... but then you found out it was only a dried piece of macaroni which had been stuck in your flaccid folds of skin.
In your warped mind.. you christened this macaroni piece your "6th Dan" and tried to pass yourself off as a karate master!πππππ
So, a yes then?
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
Cruisin109 spins wearsalan around and kicks him in the ass HARD.
Wearsalan is sent flying through the air and into a dumpster.
Police Officer: Are you alright son?
Cruisin109: Uncle Terry touched my pee pee, so I shot him with this gun.
Police Officer: OK, now hand me the gun.
Cruisin109: Uncle Terry had no defence against that did he?
Police Officer: No, and the bastard deserved it. Now put this jacket on or you'll catch cold.
Cruisin109: Thank you. Hey why do the sleeves tie around the back?
Police Officer: To keep your arms safe.
Cruisin109: Oh, thank you kind sir.
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
Police Officer: Are you alright son?
Wearsalan: My mommy casterated me, so I shot her with this gun.
Wearsalan: My mommy was right to casterate me wasn't she?
Police Officer: Yes, and you deserved it ya little bastard! Now put this dress on you're a woman now!
Wearsalan:: Thank you. Hey why do the sleeves tie around the back?
Police Officer: To keep your arms safe.
Wearsalan: Oh, thank you kind sir.
See what you did there.
Do you always blame your problems on those trying to help you?
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
You need help.
Join the Kai and get your lost manhood back!
In helping you?
Yes, you're right. I'll get straight on it.
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
Check the.board
sharecruisin109 kicks wearsalan in the face... drags him outside and curb stomps him on the sidewalk in front of his tranny Mom Lucille LaPusso.
Lucille rushes over and tries to make wears alan gum down some mac and cheese.
Get up wears alan!! You're too dumb not to!
Still trying to help you. Together we'll get there
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!
You'll be gumming down your Mom's mac and cheese now that I knocked out your teeth Whinielle lover!
shareRemember, it's up to you to realise its all just a fantasy
If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!