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Silver for President 2016?

posted 8 years ago by beavischipolte
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Hillary Clinton

Good: Nothing

Bad: Leaks national security secrets, is corrupt, incompetent, unqualified, unhealthy and supports job killing policies like the TPP.

Donal Trump

Good: Came back from $4.4 billion in business and personal debt; speaks his mind; is tough; is not corrupt.

Bad: His clothing line is made overseas; he sometimes speaks without thinking; he is polarizing.

Terry Silver

Good: Vietnam vet, rags to riches story, job creator, experience in dealing with other countries (like Borneo), generous, a great friend, experience in dealing with government officials (like Willie Cole, the prosecutor), disciplined, loyal, highly intelligent, knowledgeable about the law, understands Environmental issues, gives young people (like Snake and Dennis) opportunities, generous philanthropist, and upholds the core values of Karate, which are Honesty, Compassion....and Fair Play.

Bad: Nothing.

If you weigh all of the evidence, Terry Silver is clearly the most qualified candidate.

[–] nutsberryfarm 8 years ago

miyagi

good: likes rice wine

bad: shabby office

he gets my vote!

🌴"I'm not making art, I'm making sushi." Masaharu Morimoto🌴

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Well you might as well have another candidate with silly hair

[–] fivepointstar 8 years ago

No way do I want Miyagi running the executive branch, the way he conducted his duties as a maintenance man.

[–] maixiu 8 years ago

Very good analysis by the OP. I think he's spot on in most every regard, with my only quibble being that Borneo is not a country (there are three countries on the island of Borneo). Nonetheless, he surely has much experience dealing with foreign elements. You know he would take great steps to revitalize our military.

As for Miyagi, are you kidding me? For starters, he'd run afoul of the Interior Department due to his eco-terrorism -- bringing foreign flora into the country without passing customs. I'm sure the IRS could bring charges of tax evasion pertaining to the years 1940 through 1985 inclusive. Various Los Angeles municipal governments would love to have a word with him about un-permitted and uninspected improvements to his domicile. And that doesn't even get into his known history of child abuse. Any writer worth his salt at the Los Angeles Times would destroy his candidacy before it got off the ground.

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

As for Miyagi, are you kidding me? For starters, he'd run afoul of the Interior Department due to his eco-terrorism

Because dumping toxic waste in foreign lands isn't eco-terrorism is it?

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] beavischipolte 8 years ago

Now, everyone's a detective!

[–] wesperkins 8 years ago

Where can I sign up to volunteer to help Silver? He is clearly the most qualified candidate. If he can translate quicksilver into running a campaign, he will win hands down. And then modify it to run the country. Perhaps Barnes could could "persuade" a senator in a private meeting with something along the lines, "if a senator can't stand, a senator can't vote against my bill"? This is simply genius by the OP. Instead of wasting money on the unworthy for welfare, he reinvests the money into cobra Kai dodos across America, forcing the worthless to learn discipline and the way of the cobra Kai. Kreese could be the secretary of war, or homeland security. Silver's compassion would probably let him appoint Myagi as ambassador to Okinawa. Dutch could be head of the CIA.. The possibilities are endless. I'm trying to think of what Bobby's role would be... With 4 years of quicksilver, America would be more than great again, it would be Cobra Kai great.

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

You do know that quicksilver failed as did Barnes don't you?
You do also know that Dutch left Cobra Kai along with Bobby don't you?
Anyway, never mind all that. You can help the cause by sending me a cheque for ten grand, or simply leave cash in unmarked bills in a bag at the information desk of your local bus station. If you wish to donate online please log in to www.thankssucker.com and follow the payment instructions.
Many thanks
Terry Silver (or someone pretending to be)

[–] wesperkins 8 years ago

No matter where they are, Dutch and Bobby will be Cobra Kai for life. And I think I'll head to Dynatox Industries HQ. I'm sure that's where the campaign HQ would be. I think if we were able to get a Campaign commercial it would help jumpstart the campaign. I saw one on you tube for Silver/ Kreese 2008 and we could alter that for 2016. We need to highlight his career as the greatest CEO ever, and how he uses his values of honesty compassion and fair play to change America.

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Just send the cheque.

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] beavischipolte 8 years ago

Terry Silver has all the qualities that make a great President. Discipline, intelligence, great work ethic, physically fit, stamina, a sense of humor, courage, private sector success, war hero status, generous to friends, loyalty from his employees, charity, a belief in working to better oneself and an understanding of power.

In the real world, Trump comes very close, though he doesn't have the military or karate background. He is as close to an Alpha male as we are going to get.

But if Terry Silver were a real life candidate, not only would I vote for him, I would also donate money and go door to door for him. He is a straight up Alpha Male in the vein of Sean Connery.

[–] maixiu 8 years ago

Moot point. He wouldn't be running for president in those foreign lands.

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

It would still cost support from the bleeding liberals

[–] Strangerhand 8 years ago

You are a bleeding Libtard, because you have no brain, just like a Libtard hehehehehe

And this is one of the crap sequels, n00bie. You sure don't have much knowledge nor very good taste in movies, Libtard n00blet hehehehehe

[–] nicholasjameslynch 8 years ago

I'd vote for him :)

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

I'm going to write him in.

[–] tenantennae 8 years ago

"Revenge? Of course you want revenge! Who wouldn't? And I'm gonna get it for ya!"

^With campaign promises like that, he couldn't lose.

[–] BenjiCarver 8 years ago

Imagine Mr. Silver using his Quicksilver methods on the American people. We would be unstoppable.

I call woo woo on you,

[–] tenantennae 8 years ago

Indeed. One of his top priorties would be to overhaul our educational system
"America...let's get back to learning something that can do some real DAMAGE!"
🇺🇸

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Imagine Mr. Silver using his Quicksilver methods on the American people. We would be unstoppable.

Using them on the American people? Or did you mean training them in those methods?
Either way..unstoppable? You do know that Barnes was stopped don't you? You do know that Miyagi beat Kreese, Barnes and (Quick)Silver don't you?

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] BenjiCarver 8 years ago

While I certainly would have preferred that Mr. Silver be our next President, I am very proud of my fellow citizens for electing Mr. Trump over the FAB (google it).

I call woo woo on you,

[–] maixiu 8 years ago

Hear, hear! I'd love to see President Trump nominate Mr. Silver for the vacant SCOTUS seat.

Ding dong, the witch is dead!

[–] BenjiCarver 8 years ago

Wonderful idea. I think the late Justice Scalia would be honored at his replacement. The Supreme Court could certainly use Mr. Silver's credo of honesty, compassion and fair play.

I call woo woo on you,

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Honesty = I buried John last week
Compassion = Make his knuckles bleed, I like that. I'm gonna use that.
Fair play = Win a point, lose a point.
Still, Trump won so why not eh?

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Terry Silver really teaches Honesty Compassion and FairPlay!

And I am thrilled that he will now bring those Cobra Kai values to the White House!!!!!!

[–] fivepointstar 8 years ago

Willie should get the SCOTUS seat.

Mr. Silver would be doing secret missions and only answerable to the president.

Sensei Kreese for Sec. of Defense!

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Terry Silver really teaches Honesty Compassion and FairPlay!

I think you ought to look up what those words actually mean!

And I am thrilled that he will now bring those Cobra Kai values to the White House!!!!!

erm.....Trump won you crazy bastard 

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Cobra Kai DOES teach honesty compassion and FairPlay!

YOUR karate "school" meanwhile teaches nothing but mac and cheese scarfing.. you probably get a packet of Easy Mac as a signing bonus!!

Master Silver will assume office and Make Karate Great Again!

COBRA KAI!!!!

NEVER DIE!!!!

Wears Alan: But what about my mac and ch.... (SMACK!)

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Back for more lessons eh? Well I'm happy to oblige oh unenlightened one.
Terry Siler was dishonest, showed no compassion and was an advocate of foul play. It's all there in the movie.
Meanwhile, my students did very well in competition last week in both kata and kumite. Their instructor obviously taught them well.
Next lesson...water is wet. Are you learning yet?

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Your students probably "won" by lying on the mat crying like a b*tch just like Whinielle did against Barnes!

You, the referee, took pity and awarded the "win" to these crybabies!

THEN you took all your students out for a big sloppy meal of mac and cheese... you all ate from a large bowl.. like so many pigs from a trough ... and gave thanks to your "hero" Whinielle!

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Your students probably "won" by lying on the mat crying like a b*tch just like Whinielle did against Barnes!

No.
They won because they were the best.
Always nice to educate you and keep you right.

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Yeah the best at scarfing Mac and Cheese evidently 😂😂😂

I think you should get a new instructor at your school, one who can teach your students REAL karate.. like the quicksilver method!!!!

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Yeah the best at scarfing Mac and Cheese evidently 😂😂😂

Seeing as I don't like mac 'n' cheese, not sure why you would think I would teach the eating of it in preparation for a karate competition. Oh that's right, it's because you're an idiot.
How's that working out for you?

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Wait a minute.. I was under the impression you ate mac and cheese before.. that's correct right?

Didn't your own mother feed it to you?

Isn't that cheesy ooze still forever a part of you?

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

I told you my mother gave it to me once as a child and that I didn't like it after one taste. I also told you I've never eaten it since.
Correct?
So my statement that you're an idiot stands...dumbo

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Let me guess.. you didn't inhale! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

WTF?
What a ding you are!

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

LOL wears alan.. I bet when you (illegally) voted you wrote in "Whinielle"!!!!

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Voted for what?

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Just like your hero Whinielle obtained his black belt by illegal means YOU, Wears Alan, decided to ILLEGALLY vote in the US Presidential Election.

We were all hoping for a Terry Silver Win.. but you snuck into a polling place, STOLE a ballot, and then wrote in "Whinielle" for President.

Good thing Terry Silver won anyway!

Btw, we could tell you were the one who voted for Whinielle because the ballot had a Mac and Cheese stain on it.😂😂😂😂

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

So....you think I voted for a non existent person in an election where said person wasn't even a candidate, and somehow you know this because of a mac 'n' cheese stain on the ballot paper that somehow came from me trying said mac 'n' cheese many years ago as a child.
Meanwhile, it didn't matter because another non existent person ( who you apparently voted for) who also wasn't a candidate, won.
Maybe you need a rest. I know they both (Trump and Silver) have silly hair, but let's not confuse the issue here. Donald Trump won the election and not Terry Silver!
Go and see a doctor, you're out of medicine!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Wears Alan, if you HAD to vote for either Whinielle or Silver for POTUS who would you vote for?

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Silver

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

FINALLY you see the light and accept Master Silver as your superior!!!!!!!

There may be some hope left for you son!!!

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

As my superior? No.
As a better choice for POTUS than Daniel? Absolutely!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Ohhh..... I THOUGHT you were saying earlier that Silver was such a terrible guy?

Came around I see!

I KNEW I could turn you into servant of the Kai!

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

He is. Perfect for a politician.

If those pen pushers up at city hall don't like it,well, they swivel on this middle digit!

[–] cruisin109 8 years ago

Wears Alan, Master Silver graciously accepts your humble vow of loyalty and servitude!

[–] wears-alan 8 years ago

Since I never made such a vow and he doesn't exist anyway, I would have to conclude you are fantasising once again.

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[–] maixiu 8 years ago

He would absolutely do justice (heh, heh) to the Antonin Scalia. He'd tie Ginsburg, Kagen, and Sotomoyer into legal knots.