Detective Sergeant Nik Yemana vs. Miyagi
Yemana: Native born American
Miyagi: Illegal immigrant
Yemana: Honorably served in the 442nd
Miyagi: Stolen valor
Yemana: Likes to play the ponies
Miyagi: Likes young boys to ride him cowboy style
Yemana: Makes coffee that coworkers find distasteful
Miyagi: Makes tea laced with date rape drug
Yemana: Wanted to go to the beach to shoot clams
Miyagi: Goes to beach to ogle teenage protégé.