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100 Things I Learned from the Movie

posted 12 years ago by BlindMan-11
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1. If I am going to commit major crimes, then get an old Lincoln Continental convertible as my get away car.

2. A gas guzzling Lincoln can drive for hours and hours without refilling every few hundred miles.

3. If I am commited to a mental instution and break out, I will have a old beat up Lincoln parked and ready to go....OR I will find one with the keys in it in a junk year with valid plates on it to drive off in.

4. If I am a shop keeper and feel that I am going to be robbed, then give the person the money that they have not asked for, then pull my gun and shoot them...then wait and call the police...and dont bother to look outside to see where the shot robber has gone.

5. If I have hair like Whoopie Goldberg and wear old cloths then everyone will think that I am a man.

6. If I go to a whorehouse in Nevada, I will find that the prositute is a very very very very fat old woman who is in demand, and the madam is an old bag.

7. If I stiff a resturant owner of the cost of my meal and give them a stolen credit card, he will never think to call the police after he has tried to stop me with his meat cleaver.

8. When I pull a gun on an elderly couple with a Latino wedding party as witnesses, no one will think to call the police as I drive off in my old Lincoln convertible.

I wear my net \O^O/ to make sure I am seeing what others see.

[–] sun_scryer 12 years ago

Yes, this movie was retarded. If I had paid good money to see this in the theatre, I would have demanded a refund.

The worst part is that the execrable Jim Belushi is actually likeable in this. The one role I can stand him in, because he's not being a wiseass, snide, snarky or worse, and its in THIS novie.

Whoopi Goldberg, on the other hand, is not likeable at all. It's like someone wanted her to tap into some prime years Eddie Murphy... and she failed. Her character was too unbelieveably crass. Even Eddie wouldn't have shot at someone and killed them, though. I don't know who this movie was intended for, but her portrayal was offensive. She was a black stereotype.

[–] TedLange13 11 years ago

1. You're not a man til you have a credit card.

2. You're not a man until you get some pussy.