If all dogs are inherently good...

Not all dogs are good, they just all go to heaven. Not all catholics are good either but they believe if you say a few hail mary's before you kick the bucket you're good to go.

I think it's a fairly logical system when you think about it. Just because it's Heaven doesn't mean it's paradise for everyone. Charlie didn't like it because it was boring and placid. Carface would have hated it because it's soft, squishy, and probably no cars. So just because it's Heaven doesn't mean it's necessarily a reward. It could also be a punishment. And if you escape by winding your watch, you go to the actively punishing hell unless you redeem yourself.

Kind of like that episode of The Twilight Zone (spoilers on this), where the gangster died and went to "Heaven", where he partied constantly, won every casino game, got every girl he wanted, until he was so bored that he begged to go to hell, when it was revealed that he really WAS in hell.

It makes sense to ME, anyway. But probably not to anyone else. MORONS! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!

I'm going to assume that all dogs go to heaven because they are "inherently good and loyal" due to the fact that they didn't have to deal with the issue of the tree of knowledge. Humans were sinless until the apple incident, so I'm guessing that all other species are still considered sinless, even though in this movie they act otherwise.

Eh, it's all semantics.


Everything in your life teaches you something.

I All Dogs go to Heaven

Did we order this diner to go?cause there they go!
-hyena- the Lion King

I think this is just here as a comforting message to the children. That way if their dog ever bites someone and has to get put down, you don't need to distress themselves over if their dog goes to Heaven or not. All dogs go to heaven so that's that.

There is a difference between inherent nature and making a choice to do bad things.

Prof. Farnsworth: Oh. A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!

The influence of humans corrupted them



I am the son of a man named Tom.

I think the movie's title was intended to be ironic or a belief among the characters that turns out not to be entirely true. Also see AMERICAN TALE's "There are No Cats in America" song.