Can I have a cigarette?
"Oh I know I'm going to jail but more importantly I need a cigarette!"
Love the "lady" arrested for Domestic on her husband, "He did this to me and I'm going to jail! Can I have a cigarette first? A man hits a lady and the lady goes to jail! Honey grab my cigarettes for me."
Or even the suicidal woman holding a gun to ger head. The female officer tries to talkj her down, she dashes inside and the officers shoot her doiwn, with a bean-bag bullet! She lays on the floor bleeding a bit from the impact, but very much alive. "Why did you shoot me? Why? WHY? Can you get me a cigarette?"
I've never smoked, I've had plenty of friends who do and I know it's a habit worse to beat than crack apparently!