If I ever have a loved one trapped in a collapsed building, singing "O Come All Ye Faithful" will give my loved one enough energy to stand up and walk out of that collapsed building. Without Christmas carols, he might just lay there.
shareAlso, if my future husband and I ever have marital problems, I will cover him with a blanket and all will be ok.
My children will always sit at the kids' table until they're 30. Unless they're boys. Otherwise, until she makes a speech about wanting to be treated like an adult, she's sitting with the other five year-olds.
Once a housekeeper, always a housekeeper. And a chef. And a door-answerer. And a bellman. Sam cheating on Alice was the best thing that ever happened to the Bradys.
A thick mustache isn't attractive on ANYONE.
If my husband cheats on me, as long as he double-dog promises never to do it again, he is forgiven and we will celebrate our reunion in song.
shareEven though you have repeated most of it. Here is what I have learned from this confounded film:
-Susan Olsen can be grateful her face is not on this turkey every time ABC Family runs it every year during the 25 Days of Christmas at midnight. And she can be thankful Bradysomething is repeated once in a blue moon.
-Jennifer Runyon is not a good Fake Cindy.
-Even this film is has terrible throwaway lines like the TV show did.
-The Deck the Halls scene feels artificial...oh wait...it's the Bradys. Everything is artificial about them.
-Alice's pies must be delicious.
-In order to treat your former maid like she is part of the family, make her put on her maid's outfit and force her to do work (which she will not be paid for).
-Never be sorry, just be Wally.
-Why get your MBA when you can race stock cars at a mom and pop racetrack for next to nothing in prize money?
-Don't be like Peter and fall for your boss, propose to her on Xmas Eve, and then dump her in the first episode of Bradysomething.
-Singing O Come All Ye Faithful can magically help people escape a building falling around them. I think everyone is agreement it is stupid, just as stupid as the episode where Cindy asks a department store Santa to give Carol her voice back for Christmas.
Now with that being said, I am uncontrollably drawn to this film. It has that so bad its good quality.
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-In order to treat your former maid like she is part of the family, make her put on her maid's outfit and force her to do work (which she will not be paid for).
Now with that being said, I am uncontrollably drawn to this film. It has that so bad its good quality.
R.I.P. Rick Ducommun and Tony Longoshare
Once you're an adult, you must knock to enter your childhood home.
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