Things we learned from Land before time
1. Some things you see with your heart
2. What you are is based off your body structure
3. Cera can get her own food
4. As with The Lost World: Jurassic Park, we are lead to believe that T-Rexes are ferociously vengeful, and hold personal vendettas.
5. If we hold on together, I know our dreams will never die!
6. Dinosaurs are named after their external anatomical build. Pterosaurs are given names appropriate to the ethicity of their accents. (Petry sounds like a Russian name to me!)
7. Despite possessing a larger Brain relative to body size (in scientific terms: EQ) then any of the herbivores, T-rex is still less intelligent then any of them.
8. Pterasaurs are herbivorous, so they get along well with other herbivorous dinosaurs.
9. Pterasaurs become carnivorous if you cage them up in a large aviary and have a bunch of retarded tourists stumble upon them.
10. Three horns don't play with Long Necks.
11. Tree stars taste much better than swamp sticks.
12. A Sharptooth should always stay in the shallow end of the pool because of thier scrawny little arms.
13. You can lead a sharp tooth to water, but it is tough to drop a rock on him.
14. Long Necks and Three Horns actually do have fun playing together.
15. Never invite Spike to an all you can eat salad bar.
16. Don't use Ducky as a role model for your children to learn to speak properly. Nope Nope Nope That's what I thinked. You finded it out too?
17. Don't let George Lucas watch any movies with Ducky in it, or else he might be tempted to ruin the entire Star Wars saga by including a CGI character who looks like and speaks like Ducky, and give him another retarded name like Jar Jar. Oh wait, that already happened...
18. Funnily enough, tree stars look a lot like Marajuana...
19: It is pointless to argue over hopper ownership. Hoppers are independent creatures that cannot be owned by a long neck or a three horn.
20: When needing directions, listen to your mother, not a know-it-all Three Horn named Cera.
21: Littlefoot's name is not Flathead
22: Apparently, the word is "earthshake"
23: Spike can defy the laws of physics by fitting into an egg slightly larger than Ducky
22: Apparently, the word is "earthshake"
LOL. Love that. It was quite funny on how much they gave things names based literally on what they do. 'Tis cute ^^
Can't rain all the time...
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"17. Don't let George Lucas watch any movies with Ducky in it, or else he might be tempted to ruin the entire Star Wars saga by including a CGI character who looks like and speaks like Ducky, and give him another retarded name like Jar Jar. Oh wait, that already happened..."
Personally I'd take Ducky's "yep yep yep"'s over Jar Jar's "Mesa bombad"'s any day.
"30. Cera is not nearly as loveable as Spike and just as useless, therefore she should always be first-choice for bait"
32. She gets as fat as spike as they get older yet they say shes more tough rather than having the same amount of meat on her
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