Willy and Lenny


mr big "did you get the girl"?
lenny "nearly, we almost had her"
willy "the only problem was this old lady, she punched me in the stomach - real hard"
lenny "then she starts crying and screaming right, and dude came in, this big dude, I think he was her son"
willy - murmers and shrugs
lenny "the dude.....THE SOLDIER DUDE!!!!"
willy "oh, you mean the soldier dude"
lenny (in retarded voice) "yeah, the soldier dude, anyway he hit me right here and I was like down like this"
willy "and then the dude shot me!!"
lenny "he didn't shoot you, where'd you get a stupid lie like that from"
willy "from you"

makes me laugh every time I think about it.

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Yeah, that part is funny, especially when Lenny says, "Anyway, he hit from behind, see, and I was down, I was like this (lays back like he has been knocked out)." But, my favorite part is when they take over Mr. Big's Club:

Slade: Okay you guys, come out from under those hats, come on!
(A bunch of midgets come out from under the large hats that the patrons are wearing; Jack recognizes one of them as the member of a family who used to bully him as a child.)
Jack: Wayne Evans! The Evans Family! (screams) FIFTH GRADE!!!
(Jack dives onto Wayne and beats his ass until Slade has to pull him off.)
Jack: I ain't forgot, I ain't forgot fifth grade!
Wayne: Hey man, from the waist down, YOU'RE MINE!!!
Jack: Oh yeah, get on a ladder and see how tough you are, man! Let me put you in a chair! (whimpering) I was gonna buy a Scooter Pie with that money, man! HE TOOK THAT MONEY, MAN!!!
Slade: Jack, shut up, SHUT UP!!!

That part has me rolling everytime!!!

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YES YES LMBAO!

From a nickel and dime a@@ figga,to a top black ballin big rigga...B-Legit

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