Willy and Lenny
mr big "did you get the girl"?
lenny "nearly, we almost had her"
willy "the only problem was this old lady, she punched me in the stomach - real hard"
lenny "then she starts crying and screaming right, and dude came in, this big dude, I think he was her son"
willy - murmers and shrugs
lenny "the dude.....THE SOLDIER DUDE!!!!"
willy "oh, you mean the soldier dude"
lenny (in retarded voice) "yeah, the soldier dude, anyway he hit me right here and I was like down like this"
willy "and then the dude shot me!!"
lenny "he didn't shoot you, where'd you get a stupid lie like that from"
willy "from you"
makes me laugh every time I think about it.