Ernest the Conservative


I never noticed how blatantly conservative Ernest was until I recently watched this movie on my 50" TV. In the beginning of the film when he is carting Santos around in his cab, he opens his glove-box, revealing a "Keep the Christ in Christmas" sticker. Then, he passes off a pair of "God Bless America" 3D glasses.

Jesus Christmas, if Ernest lived to see 2012, I'd hate to think he'd be sporting a "Palin for President" sticker while wearing a "God Hates Queers" t-shirt.


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Well, he also had a bad case of Asperger's. So I'd say it's a wash.

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Aspergers and Conservative beliefs sort of go hand in hand, don't they?

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Good point.

;)

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How long 'til somebody comes along and takes offense to this conversation?

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362. ;)

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So because the character he played in a CHRISTMAS movie had a Jesus related sticker on a cab window........Jim Varney would have been a homophone in today's times? WOW, put the koolaid down and turn off CNN

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If you meant homophobe, and not homophone, um...when did I even imply that?

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Sorry referring to you but the above mentioned comment

"Jesus Christmas, if Ernest lived to see 2012, I'd hate to think he'd be sporting a "Palin for President" sticker while wearing a "God Hates Queers" t-shirt. "

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So you were referring to me? Or you were not referring to me?


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typo. Was NOT referring to you, but the comment I quoted above.

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You're making quite a leap in making an assumption that because someone is religious or wants the name/concept of Christ to be actually involved in Christmas, that they are always conservative or always a bigoted fool. I think that you're the closed-minded one, thread-starter.

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What a patriot. Next.

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Something very delicious about people touting any sort of ideological superiority on a Ernest message board. If you guys are Liberals, then Liberals are even bigger jokes than I thought. Even worse than Conservatives.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN CASUAL SEX. I ALWAYS WEAR A TIE.

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Unclear why you replied to me, but I am neither. I don't belong to any sort of "group think"


From dream to dream....we have always been, like an ever flowing stream....

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Leave it to a partisan dumbass like the OP to make a political point about a children's movie.

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Leave it to a someone with no sense of humor to take a half-hearted joke on the internet so seriously.

But hey, thanks for replying and reminding me of this five-and-a-half year old thread. I had forgotten all about it. Old me cracks me up. 

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