A Movie About Drug Addiction.......... .

youre not a teenager youre a child. and while i sit here with a tool album on (i know youre prolly a juggalo you retard) and a joint of good afghan (oooooh you yanks dont like that word) bud im laughing my arse off at you. many reasons really.

1) you just admitted over the internet you will never be a parent. mainly cuz you cant get it up without a gun in your hand.

2) youre prolly so ugly you cant- andnever will- find a girl retarded enough to be SEEN with you, nevermind have your child.

3) you would be repeatedy raped in prison by men who are a loot bigger than you.

4) your chosen duties as an adult will be asking that fat guy if he wants fries with that? as you slowly begin to contemplate- once again- taking to that water tower with a sniper rifle to shoot women you can never have. that is because by this time you will be wondering why youre still a virgin at thirty (heres a clue, its cuz you look like god stopped caring, you have the personality of a retarded goldfish and you permanently smell of mcdonalds)

5) and heres the kicker monkeyboy! if- god forbid- you ever manage to grow up and you DO actually drink a beer or smoke a joint you will realise its not such a bad thing. thats when every ideal you have will slaowly begin to fade away. as it dawns on you that yo are completely wretched and the onlycourse of action you have left is to turn one of your guns (who all have girls names and are used by you as masturbatory aids) on yourself. leaving a world which never cared about you in the first place to get on with it. without the burden of your idiotic heston-esque ramblings.

see im kinda elouquent seeing as im a drug addled idiot with no prospects in life, not to mention being engaged and owning my own house and car. we have a dog too, hes great. im only 24 too, makes you sick doesnt it?