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Watching this movie is a Man Card violation...

posted 10 years ago by jcarpenter-1
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It seemed like this blubberfest could have ended a half dozen times. After the end of several bawling scenes I thought the move was over, but nooo, they'd crank up the blubber machine and the weeping would start up again. When the film FINALLY ended I had to watch Gladiator just to make sure my baguettes were still attached. Gentlemen, if your woman wants to watch it indulge her, hit play but then flee the room. If you stay you might find yourself going catatonic and sitting through Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

4/10

[–] Wicked_Genius 10 years ago

I watched it in 1996 as I lost a bet to an ex gf. Had I won, I would have pocketed $200.

the next bet was sweet revenge. I won a blumpie!!!

[–] chez_paul 10 years ago

Does anyone actually care what this guy thinks ? If someone doesn't like a movie they can give it a low rating, but does every opinion have to be put in writing ?!

[–] Catman_Scrothers 10 years ago

I need to get my man card renewed this year, I'm running out of time.

"Snuffles was my slave name, you shall now call me Snowball."

[–] bransrubar 9 years ago

I'm a man and I loved Beaches. I didn't like every little thing about it and certain parts were so obviously feminine but I still thought it was an awesome and powerful movie.

"My best friend was born in a manger!"

[–] julianapenello 9 years ago

You're SO right.

[–] Geiri85 9 years ago

Not every man is insecure with his masculinity.