What's with that walk?


Is it my imagination, or does Segal sashay like a fag? Strange strut for a guy who portrays a macho dude.

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He walks heel to toe, the proper way in order to always keep balance, dumbass.

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Well, I wouldn't phrase it quite that way, but Yes. Be sure to check out the foot chase near the end of "Hard to Kill" to see where the whole "Seagal runs like a girl" thing started.

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The foot chase at the end of Hard to kill cracked me up I coudnt stop laughing, my sister was saying whats wrong with seagal why is he running like that.

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lol ya thats a really gay run
me and my mate were watching it few days ago
i was like "did i just see that properly"
such a bad gay run lol,its a classic,like van dammes dance in kickboxer

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The thing about seagal movies are,..they have really funny dialogue and sometimes some pretty cool fight scenes,...but he never,..ever has enough fight scenes in a movie!!! The only one i can think of where he has a fair few is marked for death. I also liked the one in out for justice in the bar with 'sticks'. Lol. He needs to make a movie with more fight scenes and less boring scenes. Also another thing i noticed was he does pretty much the same moves all the time. I know aikido is pretty limited, but come on! One other thing i noticed the other day is his fight scenes almost always take place in either a bar or a convenient store. " You a tough guy?" "What could you do?"

Martial arts movies have moved on nowadays i suppose, with the appearence of the amazing Tony Jaa, and moves like Ong Bak,Tom Yum Goong and Saat Po Long. However, you still cant beat the macho, pony tailed seagal and his flailing arms, and the way he talks to people. Classic stuff. "He's probably a sick puke who likes to pervert children" lol(Out for justice)

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Oh, all you guys have cracked me up!! No matter how tough he is...he still runs like a little girl!! As for Van Dammes dance in Kickboxer, that has been me and my mates drunk dance for as long as I can remember!!

Thanks to all of you on this post for giving me a good laugh!




"You wanna cut my heart out? Come cut my heat out, I'll get on my knees for you".

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I have to puase the movie Kickboxer during the dance scene. I'll usualy laugh for close to an hour.

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Well, I'd trade his skill in martial arts for his girlish run without a thought.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOIJtS4gbaY kickboxing dance scene

oh so AWESOME!!


I KNOW 2 things that are clear.I'm a great sinner,Christ is a great Savior.


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I don't watch Van Damme's flicks, mainly because his movies blow, but that is damn funny. His dancing had me laughing so much, my stomach hurts. I can only imagine the movie's audience when it was showing in theaters. People had to be rolling in the aisles. Thanks for the laughs, made my day.

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concerning he has more brains than you do, he would actually act like human and accept it as criticism rather than use violence.

"If you have a gun, you don't need to work out"

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why, he's going to sing them a song ?

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I've been disabled since I was 4yo, and I use a power-wheelchair. So I think his walking and running are really impressive.







Kinda puts things in perspective for you? Find something more important to post about, you lame-os.

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Segal was born without Achilles tendons.

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lol running after that one guy from the car backing up then he punches the fat guy then the camera shows him walking off? lol yeah I laughed at that part but I saw this thread before I got to this part but I had a nice laugh.

The running is pretty funny too.

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I didn't notice the walking but his flailing arms when he was running was hilarious.

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Yeah, even when I was a kid I found it weird Seagal running like that in the daytime foot chase in this film.

In Hard to Kill is when i really came to think of it "he runs like a girl" lol

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