ignore this message, humans

[Advocate #1] Comrades, we have decided to abandon our plan to take over the body of the one called George W. Bush, leader of this pathetic nation on this forsaken planet. He is doing far more to further our goal of world chaos than one of our own operatives could ever hope to achieve.

[Advocate #2] In the meantime, you MUST find more foolish human celebrities to possess. More controversial antics with their beloved stars will keep the human's attention away from our true goals. Failure is not an option.

[Advocate #3] Comrades, may I direct you attention to the monitor?

*On the monitor, JESSICA SIMPSON is shown.*

[Advocate #3] This human possesses limited intelligence, and will be a suitable candidate as a host for one of our breathren.

[Advocate #2] Indeed, we have controlled the radiation deterioation of our host bodies, if we need to maintain them for long periods of time. It is known the males of this world seem more apt to follow females with certain physical attributes deemed 'perfect'.

[Advocate #1] We must use this specimen for use to lure not only the males but the females...and to attain more celebrity host bodies.

[All] To life immortal.

"I need you to intervene!"-Helen Parr/Elastigirl, The Incredibles, 2004

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