D.J. is hardly a fan favorite, and rightfully so, but he's not without his moments. What's your favorite D.J. line/scene? I have a few, but a top 5er for me is when he tells Roseanne The Adventures of P.J. Pammewack should be a book.
shareWhen he discovered David hiding in Darlene's bathroom and extorts all their money
Bev: my goodness, DJ. Where did you get that kind of money?
DJ (smiling at Darlene): I earned it.
- when he was explaining the "Twinkee Defense" to his parents.
- "ready!" when Darlene was about to jump on the board that would send him flying through the living room
- "hello, Ziggy"
- sipping the beer
- "Nicole cut one."
- "Aunt Jackie, look what Becky did!"
- sticking the bacon in his OJ
- when he and Darlene were in cahoots against Roseanne the week he was playing hooky, especially the "don't look at Darlene!" and "Darlene told me you'd say that." scenes
- "I've felt like that since I was four!"
- and of course, as alanjobe said, the scene when he extorts the money from Darlene and David
When Becky was upset about cutting up a frog and said at breakfast table
- I don't know how any one can eat
DJ
- pass the milk
Haha
Right after D.J. was shown as a newborn in a flashback scene, they cut to the present-day child asleep in bed. The resemblance was amazing.
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We can all be quiet heroes living quiet days
Walking through the world changing it in quiet ways
Roseanne: DJ, Darlene is leaving
DJ: Good!!
I'm not a fan of the later seasons, but there are a few episodes that I like, one being when D.J. was skipping school, and Darlene was in on it. The best part was the end, when Roseanne busted them, that was the first time that the cool under pressure Darlene was speechless.
shareI forgot why they were all dancing, I think Dan's relatives had came, and he does some weird hillbilly dance on the porch. I laugh at it.
I also think from the same episode, when he becomes religious. Roseanne really has no defense when he points out all the bad stuff she does.
My all time favorite. When John plays the adult DJ and he keeps saying "They say she's the same..." LMAO.