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Roseanne Baker's Dozen Cont. (7-8-15)


Current topic: Someone puts down Bev

1. Bev: "The turkey looks small for 30 lbs." Jackie: "Maybe you should climb in there and weigh it."
2. Darlene: "You didn't tell me I had to spend the weekend with Drunkin' Hines."
3. Dan: "[The anteater] spits her out because she's so old and bitter!"
4. Roseanne: It sounds like Mom. Better check the tattoo. (*parts Bev's hair*) Hm. 665. Close enough.
5. Bev: What?! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine! Roseanne: Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it ten times!

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1. Bev: "The turkey looks small for 30 lbs." Jackie: "Maybe you should climb in there and weigh it."
2. Darlene: "You didn't tell me I had to spend the weekend with Drunkin' Hines."
3. Dan: "[The anteater] spits her out because she's so old and bitter!"
4. Roseanne: It sounds like Mom. Better check the tattoo. (*parts Bev's hair*) Hm. 665. Close enough.
5. Bev: What?! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine! Roseanne: Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it ten times!
6. Roseanne: "You're not annoying Mom.....when you're giving us stuff."

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1. Bev: "The turkey looks small for 30 lbs." Jackie: "Maybe you should climb in there and weigh it."
2. Darlene: "You didn't tell me I had to spend the weekend with Drunkin' Hines."
3. Dan: "[The anteater] spits her out because she's so old and bitter!"
4. Roseanne: It sounds like Mom. Better check the tattoo. (*parts Bev's hair*) Hm. 665. Close enough.
5. Bev: What?! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine! Roseanne: Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it ten times!
6. Roseanne: "You're not annoying Mom.....when you're giving us stuff."
8. Bev: "My daughter just told me she hates me!" Roseanne: "I didn't get that far!"

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1. Bev: "The turkey looks small for 30 lbs." Jackie: "Maybe you should climb in there and weigh it."
2. Darlene: "You didn't tell me I had to spend the weekend with Drunkin' Hines."
3. Dan: "[The anteater] spits her out because she's so old and bitter!"
4. Roseanne: It sounds like Mom. Better check the tattoo. (*parts Bev's hair*) Hm. 665. Close enough.
5. Bev: What?! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine! Roseanne: Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it ten times!
6. Roseanne: "You're not annoying Mom.....when you're giving us stuff."
8. Bev: "My daughter just told me she hates me!" Roseanne: "I didn't get that far!"
9. Darlene flatly says "I hate her!" when she visits and makes a comment that Darlene isn't old enough to date.

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1. Bev: "The turkey looks small for 30 lbs." Jackie: "Maybe you should climb in there and weigh it."
2. Darlene: "You didn't tell me I had to spend the weekend with Drunkin' Hines."
3. Dan: "[The anteater] spits her out because she's so old and bitter!"
4. Roseanne: It sounds like Mom. Better check the tattoo. (*parts Bev's hair*) Hm. 665. Close enough.
5. Bev: What?! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine! Roseanne: Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it ten times!
6. Roseanne: "You're not annoying Mom.....when you're giving us stuff."
7. Bev: "My daughter just told me she hates me!" Roseanne: "I didn't get that far!"
8. Darlene flatly says "I hate her!" when she visits and makes a comment that Darlene isn't old enough to date.
9. Jackie: ”Don't you dare call her 'Mom.' You may call her 'Bev' or 'Sea Hag.'"

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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1. Bev: "The turkey looks small for 30 lbs." Jackie: "Maybe you should climb in there and weigh it."
2. Darlene: "You didn't tell me I had to spend the weekend with Drunkin' Hines."
3. Dan: "[The anteater] spits her out because she's so old and bitter!"
4. Roseanne: It sounds like Mom. Better check the tattoo. (*parts Bev's hair*) Hm. 665. Close enough.
5. Bev: What?! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine! Roseanne: Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it ten times!
6. Roseanne: "You're not annoying Mom.....when you're giving us stuff."
7. Bev: "My daughter just told me she hates me!" Roseanne: "I didn't get that far!"
8. Darlene flatly says "I hate her!" when she visits and makes a comment that Darlene isn't old enough to date.
9. Jackie: ”Don't you dare call her 'Mom.' You may call her 'Bev' or 'Sea Hag.'"
10. Dan: I saw all the neighborhood animals running around in circles, so I assume your mother is arriving.

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1. Bev: "The turkey looks small for 30 lbs." Jackie: "Maybe you should climb in there and weigh it."
2. Darlene: "You didn't tell me I had to spend the weekend with Drunkin' Hines."
3. Dan: "[The anteater] spits her out because she's so old and bitter!"
4. Roseanne: It sounds like Mom. Better check the tattoo. (*parts Bev's hair*) Hm. 665. Close enough.
5. Bev: What?! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine! Roseanne: Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it ten times!
6. Roseanne: "You're not annoying Mom.....when you're giving us stuff."
7. Bev: "My daughter just told me she hates me!" Roseanne: "I didn't get that far!"
8. Darlene flatly says "I hate her!" when she visits and makes a comment that Darlene isn't old enough to date.
9. Jackie: ”Don't you dare call her 'Mom.' You may call her 'Bev' or 'Sea Hag.'"
10. Dan: I saw all the neighborhood animals running around in circles, so I assume your mother is arriving.
11. Bev: [after Roseanne makes a snippy remark to her] That doesn't bother me, Dear, those are just your pregnancy hormones talking. Roseanne: My hormones actually want to kill you, Mom. They're out in the front yard right now, looking for a big stick!

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1. Bev: "The turkey looks small for 30 lbs." Jackie: "Maybe you should climb in there and weigh it."
2. Darlene: "You didn't tell me I had to spend the weekend with Drunkin' Hines."
3. Dan: "[The anteater] spits her out because she's so old and bitter!"
4. Roseanne: It sounds like Mom. Better check the tattoo. (*parts Bev's hair*) Hm. 665. Close enough.
5. Bev: What?! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine! Roseanne: Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it ten times!
6. Roseanne: "You're not annoying Mom.....when you're giving us stuff."
7. Bev: "My daughter just told me she hates me!" Roseanne: "I didn't get that far!"
8. Darlene flatly says "I hate her!" when she visits and makes a comment that Darlene isn't old enough to date.
9. Jackie: ”Don't you dare call her 'Mom.' You may call her 'Bev' or 'Sea Hag.'"
10. Dan: I saw all the neighborhood animals running around in circles, so I assume your mother is arriving.
11. Bev: [after Roseanne makes a snippy remark to her] That doesn't bother me, Dear, those are just your pregnancy hormones talking. Roseanne: My hormones actually want to kill you, Mom. They're out in the front yard right now, looking for a big stick!
12. Jake at the door: "Hello? Hello, Bev, are you there?" Roseanne: "Maybe it's Death!"

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1. Bev: "The turkey looks small for 30 lbs." Jackie: "Maybe you should climb in there and weigh it."
2. Darlene: "You didn't tell me I had to spend the weekend with Drunkin' Hines."
3. Dan: "[The anteater] spits her out because she's so old and bitter!"
4. Roseanne: It sounds like Mom. Better check the tattoo. (*parts Bev's hair*) Hm. 665. Close enough.
5. Bev: What?! I'm not an alcoholic! I only had *one* glass of wine! Roseanne: Well, it doesn't count as *one* glass if you refill it ten times!
6. Roseanne: "You're not annoying Mom.....when you're giving us stuff."
7. Bev: "My daughter just told me she hates me!" Roseanne: "I didn't get that far!"
8. Darlene flatly says "I hate her!" when she visits and makes a comment that Darlene isn't old enough to date.
9. Jackie: ”Don't you dare call her 'Mom.' You may call her 'Bev' or 'Sea Hag.'"
10. Dan: I saw all the neighborhood animals running around in circles, so I assume your mother is arriving.
11. Bev: [after Roseanne makes a snippy remark to her] That doesn't bother me, Dear, those are just your pregnancy hormones talking. Roseanne: My hormones actually want to kill you, Mom. They're out in the front yard right now, looking for a big stick!
12. Jake at the door: "Hello? Hello, Bev, are you there?" Roseanne: "Maybe it's Death!"
13. Jackie tells Bev to ”suck an egg” during a phone call.

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New Topic: Serious Stuff
1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.
6. Becky quits high school, elopes, and runs away from home.
7. Harris is born premature.

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.
6. Becky quits high school, elopes, and runs away from home.
7. Harris is born premature.
8. Roseanne and Jackie visit their childhood home and talk about their father's physical abuse towards them.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.
6. Becky quits high school, elopes, and runs away from home.
7. Harris is born premature.
8. Dan and Roseanne find out there may be something wrong with their baby.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.
6. Becky quits high school, elopes, and runs away from home.
7. Harris is born premature.
8. Roseanne and Jackie visit their childhood home and talk about their father's physical abuse towards them.
9. Dan and Roseanne find out there may be something wrong with their baby.
10. Dan has a breakdown regarding Audrey's mental illness.

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.
6. Becky quits high school, elopes, and runs away from home.
7. Harris is born premature.
8. Roseanne and Jackie visit their childhood home and talk about their father's physical abuse towards them.
9. Dan and Roseanne find out there may be something wrong with their baby.
10. Dan has a breakdown regarding Audrey's mental illness.
11. Roseanne feels overwhelmed by her boss Faber's unfair work quotas, and has a "Norma Rae" showdown with him.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.
6. Becky quits high school, elopes, and runs away from home.
7. Harris is born premature.
8. Roseanne and Jackie visit their childhood home and talk about their father's physical abuse towards them.
9. Dan and Roseanne find out there may be something wrong with their baby.
10. Dan has a breakdown regarding Audrey's mental illness.
11. Roseanne feels overwhelmed by her boss Faber's unfair work quotas, and has a "Norma Rae" showdown with him.
12. Roseanne and Jackie get into a big fight and stop talking.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.
6. Becky quits high school, elopes, and runs away from home.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.
6. Becky quits high school, elopes, and runs away from home.
7. Dan's mom becomes mentally ill and has to stay in a hospital.

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1. Roseanne finds out about Fischer beating Jackie.
2. Darlene needs an emergency appendectomy.
3. Darlene becomes depressed when she starts high school.
4. David's Mom hitting him and insulting him in front of Roseanne.
5. Roseanne's dad dies.
6. Becky quits high school, elopes, and runs away from home.
7. Harris is born premature.
8. Roseanne and Jackie visit their childhood home and talk about their father's physical abuse towards them.
9. Dan and Roseanne find out there may be something wrong with their baby.
10. Dan has a breakdown regarding Audrey's mental illness.
11. Roseanne feels overwhelmed by her boss Faber's unfair work quotas, and has a "Norma Rae" showdown with him.
12. Roseanne and Jackie get into a big fight and stop talking.
13. Dan's mom becomes mentally ill and has to stay in a hospital.

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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New Topic: Food
1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.

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New Topic: Food
1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.
5. The Lanford Lunch Box's loose meat sandwiches.

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.
5. The Lanford Lunch Box's loose meat sandwiches.
6. Roseanne fixes cheese popcorn while she and Becky have their second birth control discussion.

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.
5. The Lanford Lunch Box's loose meat sandwiches.
6. Roseanne fixes cheese popcorn while she and Becky have their second birth control discussion.
7. The potroast Jackie makes, using Crystal's recipe

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.
5. The Lanford Lunch Box's loose meat sandwiches.
6. Roseanne fixes cheese popcorn while she and Becky have their second birth control discussion.
7. The potroast Jackie makes, using Crystal's recipe
8. The coffee cake Jackie brings over, when Roseanne's coffeemaker is broken.

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.
5. The Lanford Lunch Box's loose meat sandwiches.
6. Roseanne fixes cheese popcorn while she and Becky have their second birth control discussion.
7. The potroast Jackie makes, using Crystal's recipe
8. The coffee cake Jackie brings over, when Roseanne's coffeemaker is broken.
9. Roseanne makes a Frito and peanut butter sandwich the night Darlene announces she's pregnant.

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.
5. The Lanford Lunch Box's loose meat sandwiches.
6. Roseanne fixes cheese popcorn while she and Becky have their second birth control discussion.
7. The potroast Jackie makes, using Crystal's recipe
8. The coffee cake Jackie brings over, when Roseanne's coffeemaker is broken.
9. Roseanne makes a Frito and peanut butter sandwich the night Darlene announces she's pregnant.
10. Dan's chili.

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.
5. The Lanford Lunch Box's loose meat sandwiches.
6. Roseanne fixes cheese popcorn while she and Becky have their second birth control discussion.
7. The potroast Jackie makes, using Crystal's recipe
8. The coffee cake Jackie brings over, when Roseanne's coffeemaker is broken.
9. Roseanne makes a Frito and peanut butter sandwich the night Darlene announces she's pregnant.
10. Dan's chili.
11. Roseanne orders pretzels and beef jerky at the bowling alley in "Lovers Lane"

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.
5. The Lanford Lunch Box's loose meat sandwiches.
6. Roseanne fixes cheese popcorn while she and Becky have their second birth control discussion.
7. The potroast Jackie makes, using Crystal's recipe
8. The coffee cake Jackie brings over, when Roseanne's coffeemaker is broken.
9. Roseanne makes a Frito and peanut butter sandwich the night Darlene announces she's pregnant.
10. Dan's chili.
11. Roseanne orders pretzels and beef jerky at the bowling alley in "Lovers Lane."
12. Roseanne orders pizza for dinner when David moves in.

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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1. Roseanne’s meatloaf.
2. Darlene and David have burnt macaroni for Thanksgiving.
3. Nana Mary's potato salad.
4. The box of doughnuts Roseanne nabbed from the scene of an accident with the bloodmobile.
5. The Lanford Lunch Box's loose meat sandwiches.
6. Roseanne fixes cheese popcorn while she and Becky have their second birth control discussion.
7. The potroast Jackie makes, using Crystal's recipe
8. The coffee cake Jackie brings over, when Roseanne's coffeemaker is broken.
9. Roseanne makes a Frito and peanut butter sandwich the night Darlene announces she's pregnant.
10. Dan's chili.
11. Roseanne orders pretzels and beef jerky at the bowling alley in "Lovers Lane."
12. Roseanne orders pizza for dinner when David moves in.
13. The buffalo wings at the Lobo, that Dan and Fred eat.

New Topic: Putdowns against David

1. Roseanne tells Darlene: "A boy that short doesn't have many options"

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1. Roseanne tells Darlene: "A boy that short doesn't have many options"
2. David's mother tell him he is worthless.

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1. Roseanne tells Darlene: "A boy that short doesn't have many options"
2. David's mother tell him he is worthless.
3. "Nice camouflage, zit boy."

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1. Roseanne tells Darlene: "A boy that short doesn't have many options"
2. David's mother tell him he is worthless.
3. "Nice camouflage, zit boy."
4. Roseanne after she finds out Darlene is also dating Jimmy at the same time: "It's cruel and heartless... How can you do such a thing to a tiny little wuss like David?"

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Sorry guys, but this topic is not getting any action (partly b/c I think it is a tough one to think of 13 for). So, I am deciding to switch it. Hope that's okay!

New topic: Referencing something from a previous episode

1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."

For the record, I started the last thread that didn't work out--and I ALWAYS check beforehand if there were at least a "baker's dozen" worth. There definitely was more than that, regarding "Insults to David"... c'mon. Oh well.

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".

Don't worry. Be Happy.

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".
7. In "Stressed to Kill", Roseanne mentions it's been a bad year partially because she had to buy birth control pills for Becky.

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".
7. In "Stressed to Kill", Roseanne mentions it's been a bad year partially because she had to buy birth control pills for Becky.
8. When Roseanne and Jackie want to start a restaurant, Bev says they should remember Dan's bike shop fiasco


Don't worry. Be Happy.

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".
7. In "Stressed to Kill", Roseanne mentions it's been a bad year partially because she had to buy birth control pills for Becky.
8. When Roseanne and Jackie want to start a restaurant, Bev says they should remember Dan's bike shop fiasco
9. When Darlene gets a good job offer, Roseanne has a heart to heart about how she had to do terrible jobs like "sweeping up hair" to raise her kids and hopefully give them a better life.

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".
7. In "Stressed to Kill", Roseanne mentions it's been a bad year partially because she had to buy birth control pills for Becky.
8. When Roseanne and Jackie want to start a restaurant, Bev says they should remember Dan's bike shop fiasco
9. When Darlene gets a good job offer, Roseanne has a heart to heart about how she had to do terrible jobs like "sweeping up hair" to raise her kids and hopefully give them a better life.
10. In "Vegas", Roseanne blames Dan for not being able to go before because they got snowed in at the airport in "Vegas Interruptus".

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".
7. In "Stressed to Kill", Roseanne mentions it's been a bad year partially because she had to buy birth control pills for Becky.
8. When Roseanne and Jackie want to start a restaurant, Bev says they should remember Dan's bike shop fiasco
9. When Darlene gets a good job offer, Roseanne has a heart to heart about how she had to do terrible jobs like "sweeping up hair" to raise her kids and hopefully give them a better life.
10. In "Vegas", Roseanne blames Dan for not being able to go before because they got snowed in at the airport in "Vegas Interruptus".
11. In "The Dark Ages," when Roseanne thinks Darlene should go on birth control, Darlene says she doesn't want to relive Roseanne's "gynecological bonding moment" with Becky (from the previous season).

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".
7. In "Stressed to Kill", Roseanne mentions it's been a bad year partially because she had to buy birth control pills for Becky.
8. When Roseanne and Jackie want to start a restaurant, Bev says they should remember Dan's bike shop fiasco
9. When Darlene gets a good job offer, Roseanne has a heart to heart about how she had to do terrible jobs like "sweeping up hair" to raise her kids and hopefully give them a better life.
10. In "Vegas", Roseanne blames Dan for not being able to go before because they got snowed in at the airport in "Vegas Interruptus".
11. In "The Dark Ages," when Roseanne thinks Darlene should go on birth control, Darlene says she doesn't want to relive Roseanne's "gynecological bonding moment" with Becky (from the previous season).
12. Roseanne doesn't feel the Halloween spirit for the first time in Fall '92, because of all the bad things that have happened to them that year—implying the bike shop going under and Becky eloping.

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".
7. In "Stressed to Kill", Roseanne mentions it's been a bad year partially because she had to buy birth control pills for Becky.
8. When Roseanne and Jackie want to start a restaurant, Bev says they should remember Dan's bike shop fiasco
9. When Darlene gets a good job offer, Roseanne has a heart to heart about how she had to do terrible jobs like "sweeping up hair" to raise her kids and hopefully give them a better life.
10. In "Vegas", Roseanne blames Dan for not being able to go before because they got snowed in at the airport in "Vegas Interruptus".
11. In "The Dark Ages," when Roseanne thinks Darlene should go on birth control, Darlene says she doesn't want to relive Roseanne's "gynecological bonding moment" with Becky (from the previous season).
12. Roseanne doesn't feel the Halloween spirit for the first time in Fall '92, because of all the bad things that have happened to them that year—implying the bike shop going under and Becky eloping.
13. When Nancy walks in with Roger, who Roseanne was trying to set up with Jackie, Roseanne says to Nancy, "I thought you were a lesbian!"

Next Topic: Dumb things done by someone other than main cast

1. Booker breaking a date with Jackie by lying about needing to see his mother, then bringing a date to the Lobo, which is a place Jackie obviously hung out at a lot.

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1. Booker breaking a date with Jackie by lying about needing to see his mother, then bringing a date to the Lobo, which is a place Jackie obviously hung out at a lot.
2. Dana thinking that Women in the '90s meant really old women.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Booker breaking a date with Jackie by lying about needing to see his mother, then bringing a date to the Lobo, which is a place Jackie obviously hung out at a lot.
2. Dana thinking that Women in the '90s meant really old women.
3. David's friend Dinah not getting the "someone's in the kitchen with Dinah" reference.

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1. Booker breaking a date with Jackie by lying about needing to see his mother, then bringing a date to the Lobo, which is a place Jackie obviously hung out at a lot.
2. Dana thinking that Women in the '90s meant really old women.
3. David's friend Dinah not getting the "someone's in the kitchen with Dinah" reference.
4. Molly hopping in a van with strange guys after the concert, leaving Darlene stranded.

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1. Booker breaking a date with Jackie by lying about needing to see his mother, then bringing a date to the Lobo, which is a place Jackie obviously hung out at a lot.
2. Dana thinking that Women in the '90s meant really old women.
3. David's friend Dinah not getting the "someone's in the kitchen with Dinah" reference.
4. Molly hopping in a van with strange guys after the concert, leaving Darlene stranded.
5. Dwight's sexist remarks while talking to Dan, Roseanne, and Jackie.

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".
7. In "Stressed to Kill", Roseanne mentions it's been a bad year partially because she had to buy birth control pills for Becky.
8. When Roseanne and Jackie want to start a restaurant, Bev says they should remember Dan's bike shop fiasco
9. When Darlene gets a good job offer, Roseanne has a heart to heart about how she had to do terrible jobs like "sweeping up hair" to raise her kids and hopefully give them a better life.
10. In "Vegas", Roseanne blames Dan for not being able to go before because they got snowed in at the airport in "Vegas Interruptus".
11. Every time Jackie references being on "the force".

Don't worry. Be Happy.

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1. Roseanne telling Fred how Jackie's previous boyfriend beat her up (which happened in "Crime and Punishment").
2. Roseanne and Darlene talk about that time she had to go talk to Darlene's teacher because she was barking in class (in the series premier).
3. Roseanne asking Dan "What happened that year when your bike shop went broke?"
4. When Darlene wants to go to the concert w/ Molly, Roseanne mentions the time "when you skipped school to go to Chicago..."
5. In Guilt by Disassociation, Vonda says to Roseanne: "Quitting Wellman was the best thing you ever did."
6. When talking about Darlene's writing, she mentions her poem (Brain Dead Poet's Society) and how Roseanne "put it on the fridge. You thought it was cute".
7. In "Stressed to Kill", Roseanne mentions it's been a bad year partially because she had to buy birth control pills for Becky.
8. When Roseanne and Jackie want to start a restaurant, Bev says they should remember Dan's bike shop fiasco
9. When Darlene gets a good job offer, Roseanne has a heart to heart about how she had to do terrible jobs like "sweeping up hair" to raise her kids and hopefully give them a better life.
10. In "Vegas", Roseanne blames Dan for not being able to go before because they got snowed in at the airport in "Vegas Interruptus".
11. Every time Jackie references being on "the force".
12. Roseanne references the night that Becky eloped as the same night that the premiere "Cop Rock" came on.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.
5. Roseanne asks David to leave when she catches him coming down the stairs after being in Darlene's room all night.

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.
5. Roseanne asks David to leave when she catches him coming down the stairs after being in Darlene's room all night.
6. Roseanne prods Darlene to leave the house, by giving her her Rodbell's card so she can go shopping at the mall.

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.
5. Roseanne asks David to leave when she catches him coming down the stairs after being in Darlene's room all night.
6. Roseanne prods Darlene to leave the house, by giving her her Rodbell's card so she can go shopping at the mall.
7. Fisher rudely, and then Jackie nicely, asks Roseanne to leave Fisher's apartment when Jackie is there to pick up her things after he beat her.

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.
5. Roseanne asks David to leave when she catches him coming down the stairs after being in Darlene's room all night.
6. Roseanne prods Darlene to leave the house, by giving her her Rodbell's card so she can go shopping at the mall.
7. Fisher rudely, and then Jackie nicely, asks Roseanne to leave Fisher's apartment when Jackie is there to pick up her things after he beat her.
8. Roseanne tells Darlene to leave the table after Darlene after Darlene tells Bev she had gotten felt up.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.
5. Roseanne asks David to leave when she catches him coming down the stairs after being in Darlene's room all night.
6. Roseanne prods Darlene to leave the house, by giving her her Rodbell's card so she can go shopping at the mall.
7. Fisher rudely, and then Jackie nicely, asks Roseanne to leave Fisher's apartment when Jackie is there to pick up her things after he beat her.
8. Roseanne tells Darlene to leave the table after Darlene after Darlene tells Bev she had gotten felt up.
9. Mark asks Roseanne to leave his apartment when she came over to confront him about dating Becky.

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.
5. Roseanne asks David to leave when she catches him coming down the stairs after being in Darlene's room all night.
6. Roseanne prods Darlene to leave the house, by giving her her Rodbell's card so she can go shopping at the mall.
7. Fisher rudely, and then Jackie nicely, asks Roseanne to leave Fisher's apartment when Jackie is there to pick up her things after he beat her.
8. Roseanne tells Darlene to leave the table after Darlene after Darlene tells Bev she had gotten felt up.
9. Mark asks Roseanne to leave his apartment when she came over to confront him about dating Becky.
10. Jackie kicks Roseanne out of her apartment after she meddles too much while Gary was there hiding.

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.
5. Roseanne asks David to leave when she catches him coming down the stairs after being in Darlene's room all night.
6. Roseanne prods Darlene to leave the house, by giving her her Rodbell's card so she can go shopping at the mall.
7. Fisher rudely, and then Jackie nicely, asks Roseanne to leave Fisher's apartment when Jackie is there to pick up her things after he beat her.
8. Roseanne tells Darlene to leave the table after Darlene after Darlene tells Bev she had gotten felt up.
9. Mark asks Roseanne to leave his apartment when she came over to confront him about dating Becky.
10. Jackie kicks Roseanne out of her apartment after she meddles too much while Gary was there hiding.
11. Roseanne wants DJ to leave the kitchen after they find out that Becky flipped the bird in her class photo. He knows and says: "DJ go watch TV.."

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.
5. Roseanne asks David to leave when she catches him coming down the stairs after being in Darlene's room all night.
6. Roseanne prods Darlene to leave the house, by giving her her Rodbell's card so she can go shopping at the mall.
7. Fisher rudely, and then Jackie nicely, asks Roseanne to leave Fisher's apartment when Jackie is there to pick up her things after he beat her.
8. Roseanne tells Darlene to leave the table after Darlene after Darlene tells Bev she had gotten felt up.
9. Mark asks Roseanne to leave his apartment when she came over to confront him about dating Becky.
10. Jackie kicks Roseanne out of her apartment after she meddles too much while Gary was there hiding.
11. Roseanne wants DJ to leave the kitchen after they find out that Becky flipped the bird in her class photo. He knows and says: "DJ go watch TV.."
12. Roseanne tells Darlene to "go out and play" when Jackie and Becky want to talk to her about Becky getting birth control.

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1. Roseanne asking Bev to leave during Superbowl Sunday when Bev tries to guilt Roseanne by saying that she started drinking again because Roseanne left her alone in her house.
2. Crystal asking Dan to leave when he showed up drunk and looking for Ed.
3. Roseanne kicks "TV's Schneider" out of The Lunch Box.
4. Roseanne tells Mark to leave after he comes over while Becky is on her date with Dean.
5. Roseanne asks David to leave when she catches him coming down the stairs after being in Darlene's room all night.
6. Roseanne prods Darlene to leave the house, by giving her her Rodbell's card so she can go shopping at the mall.
7. Fisher rudely, and then Jackie nicely, asks Roseanne to leave Fisher's apartment when Jackie is there to pick up her things after he beat her.
8. Roseanne tells Darlene to leave the table after Darlene after Darlene tells Bev she had gotten felt up.
9. Mark asks Roseanne to leave his apartment when she came over to confront him about dating Becky.
10. Jackie kicks Roseanne out of her apartment after she meddles too much while Gary was there hiding.
11. Roseanne wants DJ to leave the kitchen after they find out that Becky flipped the bird in her class photo. He knows and says: "DJ go watch TV.."
12. Roseanne tells Darlene to "go out and play" when Jackie and Becky want to talk to her about Becky getting birth control.
13. Roseanne says "Jackie, this is gonna be your shortest visit ever!" after she spilled the beans about "David's" pot.

Kids toys that are handled by characters

1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.
5. Darlene grabs DJ's water gun and sprays some of his toys down, before ambushing him in the bathroom—only to find that it was Jackie in there.

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.
5. Darlene grabs DJ's water gun and sprays some of his toys down, before ambushing him in the bathroom—only to find that it was Jackie in there.
6. When Roseanne pulls up her diary from the basement she knocks DJ's soldiers off the table in an "air raid" and he said he has troops coming in from the north.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.
5. Darlene grabs DJ's water gun and sprays some of his toys down, before ambushing him in the bathroom—only to find that it was Jackie in there.
6. When Roseanne pulls up her diary from the basement she knocks DJ's soldiers off the table in an "air raid" and he said he has troops coming in from the north.
7. DJ gets a toy gun from Ed that glows when it shoots, and goes around shooting people in the house.

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.
5. Darlene grabs DJ's water gun and sprays some of his toys down, before ambushing him in the bathroom—only to find that it was Jackie in there.
6. When Roseanne pulls up her diary from the basement she knocks DJ's soldiers off the table in an "air raid" and he said he has troops coming in from the north.
7. DJ gets a toy gun from Ed that glows when it shoots, and goes around shooting people in the house.
8. Dan steals Darlene's basketball (the small one that goes to the hoop on the back of their bedroom door) when putting the girls to bed.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.
5. Darlene grabs DJ's water gun and sprays some of his toys down, before ambushing him in the bathroom—only to find that it was Jackie in there.
6. When Roseanne pulls up her diary from the basement she knocks DJ's soldiers off the table in an "air raid" and he said he has troops coming in from the north.
7. DJ gets a toy gun from Ed that glows when it shoots, and goes around shooting people in the house.
8. Dan steals Darlene's basketball (the small one that goes to the hoop on the back of their bedroom door) when putting the girls to bed.
9. Roseanne and Jackie play with the Mrs Tuttle doll and the other toys Nana Mary brought over.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.
5. Darlene grabs DJ's water gun and sprays some of his toys down, before ambushing him in the bathroom—only to find that it was Jackie in there.
6. When Roseanne pulls up her diary from the basement she knocks DJ's soldiers off the table in an "air raid" and he said he has troops coming in from the north.
7. DJ gets a toy gun from Ed that glows when it shoots, and goes around shooting people in the house.
8. Dan steals Darlene's basketball (the small one that goes to the hoop on the back of their bedroom door) when putting the girls to bed.
9. Roseanne and Jackie play with the Mrs Tuttle doll and the other toys Nana Mary brought over.
10. Becky and Darlene find DJ's box that is filled with the heads of barbie dolls.

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.
5. Darlene grabs DJ's water gun and sprays some of his toys down, before ambushing him in the bathroom—only to find that it was Jackie in there.
6. When Roseanne pulls up her diary from the basement she knocks DJ's soldiers off the table in an "air raid" and he said he has troops coming in from the north.
7. DJ gets a toy gun from Ed that glows when it shoots, and goes around shooting people in the house.
8. Dan steals Darlene's basketball (the small one that goes to the hoop on the back of their bedroom door) when putting the girls to bed.
9. Roseanne and Jackie play with the Mrs Tuttle doll and the other toys Nana Mary brought over.
10. Becky and Darlene find DJ's box that is filled with the heads of barbie dolls.
11. DJ gets a remote control car for Christmas from Nancy.

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.
5. Darlene grabs DJ's water gun and sprays some of his toys down, before ambushing him in the bathroom—only to find that it was Jackie in there.
6. When Roseanne pulls up her diary from the basement she knocks DJ's soldiers off the table in an "air raid" and he said he has troops coming in from the north.
7. DJ gets a toy gun from Ed that glows when it shoots, and goes around shooting people in the house.
8. Dan steals Darlene's basketball (the small one that goes to the hoop on the back of their bedroom door) when putting the girls to bed.
9. Roseanne and Jackie play with the Mrs Tuttle doll and the other toys Nana Mary brought over.
10. Becky and Darlene find DJ's box that is filled with the heads of barbie dolls.
11. DJ gets a remote control car for Christmas from Nancy.
12. Roseanne kills DJ with his laser gun in "Sweet Dreams"

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Dan using the godzilla action figure after pretending to pull a cootie off Jackie when she drank his soda.
2. Dan plays around with Darlene's Nerf ball in her bedroom, when he shows up there to get Lonnie after Thanksgiving dinner.
3. Roseanne fixes DJ's toy truck because the wheel came off.
4. Roseanne steals the basketball from Darlene when she was bouncing it in the living room.
5. Darlene grabs DJ's water gun and sprays some of his toys down, before ambushing him in the bathroom—only to find that it was Jackie in there.
6. When Roseanne pulls up her diary from the basement she knocks DJ's soldiers off the table in an "air raid" and he said he has troops coming in from the north.
7. DJ gets a toy gun from Ed that glows when it shoots, and goes around shooting people in the house.
8. Dan steals Darlene's basketball (the small one that goes to the hoop on the back of their bedroom door) when putting the girls to bed.
9. Roseanne and Jackie play with the Mrs Tuttle doll and the other toys Nana Mary brought over.
10. Becky and Darlene find DJ's box that is filled with the heads of barbie dolls.
11. DJ gets a remote control car for Christmas from Nancy.
12. Roseanne kills DJ with his laser gun in "Sweet Dreams"
13. In Maybe, Baby when Dan goes into the garage to paint the crib, he finds DJ hiding underneath a tarp playing a video game.

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TV Shows Referenced:

1. Friends (2x that I remember)

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals
5. Designing Women

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals
5. Designing Women
6. The Nanny

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals
5. Designing Women
6. The Nanny
7. That Girl

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals
5. Designing Women
6. The Nanny
7. That Girl
8. Facts of Life

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals
5. Designing Women
6. The Nanny
7. That Girl
8. Facts of Life
9. Rhoda

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals
5. Designing Women
6. The Nanny
7. That Girl
8. Facts of Life
9. Rhoda
10. The Mickey Mouse Club

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals
5. Designing Women
6. The Nanny
7. That Girl
8. Facts of Life
9. Rhoda
10. The Mickey Mouse Club
11. I Dream of Jeannie

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals
5. Designing Women
6. The Nanny
7. That Girl
8. Facts of Life
9. Rhoda
10. The Mickey Mouse Club
11. I Dream of Jeannie
12. Welcome Back, Kotter

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1. Friends (2x that I remember)
2. One Day at a Time (Twice)
3. F Troop
4. The Little Rascals
5. Designing Women
6. The Nanny
7. That Girl
8. Facts of Life
9. Rhoda
10. The Mickey Mouse Club
11. I Dream of Jeannie
12. Welcome Back, Kotter
13. Addams Family

Mentions of Religion
1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.
5. After winning the lottery, Leon makes a toast saying something to the effect "To know what God thinks of money, one has to look at who he gives it to"

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.
5. After winning the lottery, Leon makes a toast saying something to the effect "To know what God thinks of money, one has to look at who he gives it to"
6. In the series finale Roseanne says she believes that her experience has made believe that God does exist.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.
5. After winning the lottery, Leon makes a toast saying something to the effect "To know what God thinks of money, one has to look at who he gives it to"
6. In the series finale Roseanne says she believes that her experience has made believe that God does exist.
7. Dan knocks on the bathroom door when Roseanne is about to take a pregnancy test with Crystal and Jackie and Roseanne says "We're worshiping Satan honey, we'll be right out."

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.
5. After winning the lottery, Leon makes a toast saying something to the effect "To know what God thinks of money, one has to look at who he gives it to"
6. In the series finale Roseanne says she believes that her experience has made believe that God does exist.
7. Dan knocks on the bathroom door when Roseanne is about to take a pregnancy test with Crystal and Jackie and Roseanne says "We're worshiping Satan honey, we'll be right out."
8. When DJ brings a bee back to life Jackie says it's like DJ is playing God.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.
5. After winning the lottery, Leon makes a toast saying something to the effect "To know what God thinks of money, one has to look at who he gives it to"
6. In the series finale Roseanne says she believes that her experience has made believe that God does exist.
7. Dan knocks on the bathroom door when Roseanne is about to take a pregnancy test with Crystal and Jackie and Roseanne says "We're worshiping Satan honey, we'll be right out."
8. When DJ brings a bee back to life Jackie says it's like DJ is playing God.
9. Dan's inner thoughts when a PMSing Roseanne gives a toast where she goes from complimenting him to insulting him- "That's it - God's a woman."

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.
5. After winning the lottery, Leon makes a toast saying something to the effect "To know what God thinks of money, one has to look at who he gives it to"
6. In the series finale Roseanne says she believes that her experience has made believe that God does exist.
7. Dan knocks on the bathroom door when Roseanne is about to take a pregnancy test with Crystal and Jackie and Roseanne says "We're worshiping Satan honey, we'll be right out."
8. When DJ brings a bee back to life Jackie says it's like DJ is playing God.
9. Dan's inner thoughts when a PMSing Roseanne gives a toast where she goes from complimenting him to insulting him- "That's it - God's a woman."
10. When Darlene tests Roseanne with the theory that she might not believe in God, to which Roseanne flares up against it.

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.
5. After winning the lottery, Leon makes a toast saying something to the effect "To know what God thinks of money, one has to look at who he gives it to"
6. In the series finale Roseanne says she believes that her experience has made believe that God does exist.
7. Dan knocks on the bathroom door when Roseanne is about to take a pregnancy test with Crystal and Jackie and Roseanne says "We're worshiping Satan honey, we'll be right out."
8. When DJ brings a bee back to life Jackie says it's like DJ is playing God.
9. Dan's inner thoughts when a PMSing Roseanne gives a toast where she goes from complimenting him to insulting him- "That's it - God's a woman."
10. When Darlene tests Roseanne with the theory that she might not believe in God, to which Roseanne flares up against it.
11. Roseanne: Why must you mere mortals gamble with your own thoughts when you have the goddess of corn here to keep you from screwing up?

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.
5. After winning the lottery, Leon makes a toast saying something to the effect "To know what God thinks of money, one has to look at who he gives it to"
6. In the series finale Roseanne says she believes that her experience has made believe that God does exist.
7. Dan knocks on the bathroom door when Roseanne is about to take a pregnancy test with Crystal and Jackie and Roseanne says "We're worshiping Satan honey, we'll be right out."
8. When DJ brings a bee back to life Jackie says it's like DJ is playing God.
9. Dan's inner thoughts when a PMSing Roseanne gives a toast where she goes from complimenting him to insulting him- "That's it - God's a woman."
10. When Darlene tests Roseanne with the theory that she might not believe in God, to which Roseanne flares up against it.
11. Roseanne: Why must you mere mortals gamble with your own thoughts when you have the goddess of corn here to keep you from screwing up?
12. The night before Jackie and Fred get married Fred tells Dan that Jackie thinks he's "like a god".

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. DJ asking what religion the Conners are and Roseanne saying that they believe in being good people. Dan's response was "yeah, but we're not practicing".
2. After Thanksgiving, Bev asks about whether Becky's boyfriend, Jimmy Meltriger, is Presbyterian or Episcopalian.
3. Roseanne getting upset that her mom no longer believes in God.
4. Roseanne says that she and Dan belong to Temple Bette Middler.
5. After winning the lottery, Leon makes a toast saying something to the effect "To know what God thinks of money, one has to look at who he gives it to"
6. In the series finale Roseanne says she believes that her experience has made believe that God does exist.
7. Dan knocks on the bathroom door when Roseanne is about to take a pregnancy test with Crystal and Jackie and Roseanne says "We're worshiping Satan honey, we'll be right out."
8. When DJ brings a bee back to life Jackie says it's like DJ is playing God.
9. Dan's inner thoughts when a PMSing Roseanne gives a toast where she goes from complimenting him to insulting him- "That's it - God's a woman."
10. When Darlene tests Roseanne with the theory that she might not believe in God, to which Roseanne flares up against it.
11. Roseanne: Why must you mere mortals gamble with your own thoughts when you have the goddess of corn here to keep you from screwing up?
12. The night before Jackie and Fred get married Fred tells Dan that Jackie thinks he's "like a god".
13. When Dan has his heart attack, both Dan and Roseanne pray/talk to God.

New Topic: References to the Weather
1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.

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New Topic: References to the Weather
1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.
5. When Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas flight gets cancelled due to a snow storm.

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.
5. When Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas flight gets cancelled due to a snow storm.
6. After Dan finds out about Crystal and his father, Crystal goes outside to talk to him and it is mentioned how cold it is outside.

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.
5. When Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas flight gets cancelled due to a snow storm.
6. After Dan finds out about Crystal and his father, Crystal goes outside to talk to him and it is mentioned how cold it is outside.
7. Roseanne tells Jackie then when she kissed Dan goodbye her tongue got stuck to him because it was so cold.


AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.
5. When Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas flight gets cancelled due to a snow storm.
6. After Dan finds out about Crystal and his father, Crystal goes outside to talk to him and it is mentioned how cold it is outside.
7. Roseanne tells Jackie then when she kissed Dan goodbye her tongue got stuck to him because it was so cold.
8. Jackie says that she spent her sixteenth birthday with her friends "waiting outside in the rain to see Three Dog Night".

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.
5. When Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas flight gets cancelled due to a snow storm.
6. After Dan finds out about Crystal and his father, Crystal goes outside to talk to him and it is mentioned how cold it is outside.
7. Roseanne tells Jackie then when she kissed Dan goodbye her tongue got stuck to him because it was so cold.
8. Jackie says that she spent her sixteenth birthday with her friends "waiting outside in the rain to see Three Dog Night".
9. When Lonnie and DJ go out to play Crystal reminds Lonnie to keep his hat on. Roseanne reminds DJ not to play with chain saws.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.
5. When Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas flight gets cancelled due to a snow storm.
6. After Dan finds out about Crystal and his father, Crystal goes outside to talk to him and it is mentioned how cold it is outside.
7. Roseanne tells Jackie then when she kissed Dan goodbye her tongue got stuck to him because it was so cold.
8. Jackie says that she spent her sixteenth birthday with her friends "waiting outside in the rain to see Three Dog Night".
9. When Lonnie and DJ go out to play Crystal reminds Lonnie to keep his hat on. Roseanne reminds DJ not to play with chain saws.
10. In "I'm Hungry" Roseanne uses the cold weather as an excuse not to go walking.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.
5. When Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas flight gets cancelled due to a snow storm.
6. After Dan finds out about Crystal and his father, Crystal goes outside to talk to him and it is mentioned how cold it is outside.
7. Roseanne tells Jackie then when she kissed Dan goodbye her tongue got stuck to him because it was so cold.
8. Jackie says that she spent her sixteenth birthday with her friends "waiting outside in the rain to see Three Dog Night".
9. When Lonnie and DJ go out to play Crystal reminds Lonnie to keep his hat on. Roseanne reminds DJ not to play with chain saws.
10. In "I'm Hungry" Roseanne uses the cold weather as an excuse not to go walking.
11. Roseanne stays with Darlene her first night in Chicago because it looks like it might rain.

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.
5. When Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas flight gets cancelled due to a snow storm.
6. After Dan finds out about Crystal and his father, Crystal goes outside to talk to him and it is mentioned how cold it is outside.
7. Roseanne tells Jackie then when she kissed Dan goodbye her tongue got stuck to him because it was so cold.
8. Jackie says that she spent her sixteenth birthday with her friends "waiting outside in the rain to see Three Dog Night".
9. When Lonnie and DJ go out to play Crystal reminds Lonnie to keep his hat on. Roseanne reminds DJ not to play with chain saws.
10. In "I'm Hungry" Roseanne uses the cold weather as an excuse not to go walking.
11. Roseanne stays with Darlene her first night in Chicago because it looks like it might rain.
12. It's pouring rain outside when Charlotte comes over to see if Roseanne has extra keys to the Tildens' house.

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1. When Roseanne gets it into Dan's head that he doesn't spend enough time with Becky, he sits outside on the front porch watching the rain, to which Roseanne comments that she's going to go back inside because of it.
2. In Toto We're Not in Kansas Anymore Darlene asks if they will be getting a hurricane and Dan says they don't get hurricanes that far inland.
3. The whole Christmas episode when everyone is snowed in.
4. Darlene hopes for a snow day when her book report on Betsy Ross is due.
5. When Roseanne and Dan's trip to Vegas flight gets cancelled due to a snow storm.
6. After Dan finds out about Crystal and his father, Crystal goes outside to talk to him and it is mentioned how cold it is outside.
7. Roseanne tells Jackie then when she kissed Dan goodbye her tongue got stuck to him because it was so cold.
8. Jackie says that she spent her sixteenth birthday with her friends "waiting outside in the rain to see Three Dog Night".
9. When Lonnie and DJ go out to play Crystal reminds Lonnie to keep his hat on. Roseanne reminds DJ not to play with chain saws.
10. In "I'm Hungry" Roseanne uses the cold weather as an excuse not to go walking.
11. Roseanne stays with Darlene her first night in Chicago because it looks like it might rain.
12. It's pouring rain outside when Charlotte comes over to see if Roseanne has extra keys to the Tildens' house.
13. In "Darlene Fades to Black", Roseanne tells Darlene it's a beautiful day so she should go outside and do something.

Next: Meals shown on screen (mention the episode if you can)

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.
6. Dan and Roseanne are eating maccaroni and cheese and salad, when Jackie talks about visiting their dad's mistress in "Kansas City, Here We Come".

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.
6. Dan and Roseanne are eating maccaroni and cheese and salad, when Jackie talks about visiting their dad's mistress in "Kansas City, Here We Come".
7. Loose meat all day every day.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.
6. Dan and Roseanne are eating maccaroni and cheese and salad, when Jackie talks about visiting their dad's mistress in "Kansas City, Here We Come".
7. Loose meat all day every day.
8. The french toast breakfast and orange juice that Jackie made for the kids when Roseanne was visiting her parents out of town.

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.
6. Dan and Roseanne are eating maccaroni and cheese and salad, when Jackie talks about visiting their dad's mistress in "Kansas City, Here We Come".
7. Loose meat all day every day.
8. The french toast breakfast and orange juice that Jackie made for the kids when Roseanne was visiting her parents out of town.
9. The pizza Darlene turned into a sun dial for DJ's project.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.
6. Dan and Roseanne are eating maccaroni and cheese and salad, when Jackie talks about visiting their dad's mistress in "Kansas City, Here We Come".
7. Loose meat all day every day.
8. The french toast breakfast and orange juice that Jackie made for the kids when Roseanne was visiting her parents out of town.
9. The pizza Darlene turned into a sun dial for DJ's project.
10. The Meatloaf Roseanne burns. "I want peanut butter and jelly!"

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.
6. Dan and Roseanne are eating maccaroni and cheese and salad, when Jackie talks about visiting their dad's mistress in "Kansas City, Here We Come".
7. Loose meat all day every day.
8. The french toast breakfast and orange juice that Jackie made for the kids when Roseanne was visiting her parents out of town.
9. The pizza Darlene turned into a sun dial for DJ's project.
10. The Meatloaf Roseanne burns. "I want peanut butter and jelly!"
11. The burned macaroni & cheese Darlene and David have for Thanksgiving dinner.

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. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.
6. Dan and Roseanne are eating maccaroni and cheese and salad, when Jackie talks about visiting their dad's mistress in "Kansas City, Here We Come".
7. Loose meat all day every day.
8. The french toast breakfast and orange juice that Jackie made for the kids when Roseanne was visiting her parents out of town.
9. The pizza Darlene turned into a sun dial for DJ's project.
10. The Meatloaf Roseanne burns. "I want peanut butter and jelly!"
11. The burned macaroni & cheese Darlene and David have for Thanksgiving dinner.
12. The last dinner Jackie and Fred shared with bland potatoes when they decide to get divorced.

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. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.
6. Dan and Roseanne are eating maccaroni and cheese and salad, when Jackie talks about visiting their dad's mistress in "Kansas City, Here We Come".
7. Loose meat all day every day.
8. The french toast breakfast and orange juice that Jackie made for the kids when Roseanne was visiting her parents out of town.
9. The pizza Darlene turned into a sun dial for DJ's project.
10. The Meatloaf Roseanne burns. "I want peanut butter and jelly!"
11. The burned macaroni & cheese Darlene and David have for Thanksgiving dinner.
12. The last dinner Jackie and Fred shared with bland potatoes when they decide to get divorced.
13. The pizza sundial

New Topic: Scenes in Roseanne and Dans bathroom
1) Roseanne eating potato chips in the shower in "I'm Hungry"

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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ahab, you repeated number 9.


1. The family eats cornish game hens for dinner in "Another Mouth to Shut Up"
2. The mashed potatoes and green beans during DJ's "religious" discussion with the family.
3. The scrambled eggs Roaseanne and Dan eat in "of Mice and Men"
4. In "Darlene Fades to Black", they are eating what appears to be macaroni & cheese with broccoli.
5. The pizza and chinese food during the theme song.
6. Dan and Roseanne are eating macaroni and cheese and salad, when Jackie talks about visiting their dad's mistress in "Kansas City, Here We Come".
7. Loose meat all day every day.
8. The french toast breakfast and orange juice that Jackie made for the kids when Roseanne was visiting her parents out of town.
9. The pizza Darlene turned into a sun dial for DJ's project.
10. The Meatloaf Roseanne burns. "I want peanut butter and jelly!"
11. The burned macaroni & cheese Darlene and David have for Thanksgiving dinner.
12. The last dinner Jackie and Fred shared with bland potatoes when they decide to get divorced.
13. The cereal Darlene is having for breakfast that Mark sneezes on.


Next Topic: Wearing a robe

1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It' way retardant!"

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It' way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It' way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It's way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.
5. Becky was wearing a robe when she came down to tell Roseanne that DJ walked in on her in the bathroom.

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It's way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.
5. Becky was wearing a robe when she came down to tell Roseanne that DJ walked in on her in the bathroom.
6. In Altar Egos Dan is wearing his blue robe when Jackie comes to ask him about whether he knew why Fred was acting weird about the wedding.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It's way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.
5. Becky was wearing a robe when she came down to tell Roseanne that DJ walked in on her in the bathroom.
6. In Altar Egos Dan is wearing his blue robe when Jackie comes to ask him about whether he knew why Fred was acting weird about the wedding.
7. DJ is wearing a pajama robe when he interrogates Darlene about what he overheard Molly saying about her running away to school in Chicago.

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It's way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.
5. Becky was wearing a robe when she came down to tell Roseanne that DJ walked in on her in the bathroom.
6. In Altar Egos Dan is wearing his blue robe when Jackie comes to ask him about whether he knew why Fred was acting weird about the wedding.
7. DJ is wearing a pajama robe when he interrogates Darlene about what he overheard Molly saying about her running away to school in Chicago.
8. Jackie and Fred go to answer the door in the morning (DJ) they are tying their robes closed.

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It's way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.
5. Becky was wearing a robe when she came down to tell Roseanne that DJ walked in on her in the bathroom.
6. In Altar Egos Dan is wearing his blue robe when Jackie comes to ask him about whether he knew why Fred was acting weird about the wedding.
7. DJ is wearing a pajama robe when he interrogates Darlene about what he overheard Molly saying about her running away to school in Chicago.
8. Jackie and Fred go to answer the door in the morning (DJ) they are tying their robes closed.
9. Does this count? Dj requests a bathrobe for his birthday so he can "take a bath every night" when he wanted the video game.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It's way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.
5. Becky was wearing a robe when she came down to tell Roseanne that DJ walked in on her in the bathroom.
6. In Altar Egos Dan is wearing his blue robe when Jackie comes to ask him about whether he knew why Fred was acting weird about the wedding.
7. DJ is wearing a pajama robe when he interrogates Darlene about what he overheard Molly saying about her running away to school in Chicago.
8. Jackie and Fred go to answer the door in the morning (DJ) they are tying their robes closed.
9. Does this count? Dj requests a bathrobe for his birthday so he can "take a bath every night" when he wanted the video game.
10. Jackie is wearing a robe and sitting on the couch, thinking about how mean she was to Fred, the night that David moves in with her momentarily.

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It's way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.
5. Becky was wearing a robe when she came down to tell Roseanne that DJ walked in on her in the bathroom.
6. In Altar Egos Dan is wearing his blue robe when Jackie comes to ask him about whether he knew why Fred was acting weird about the wedding.
7. DJ is wearing a pajama robe when he interrogates Darlene about what he overheard Molly saying about her running away to school in Chicago.
8. Jackie and Fred go to answer the door in the morning (DJ) they are tying their robes closed.
9. Does this count? Dj requests a bathrobe for his birthday so he can "take a bath every night" when he wanted the video game.
10. Jackie is wearing a robe and sitting on the couch, thinking about how mean she was to Fred, the night that David moves in with her momentarily.
11. Roseanne wears a robe during most of "Sweet Dreams"

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It's way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.
5. Becky was wearing a robe when she came down to tell Roseanne that DJ walked in on her in the bathroom.
6. In Altar Egos Dan is wearing his blue robe when Jackie comes to ask him about whether he knew why Fred was acting weird about the wedding.
7. DJ is wearing a pajama robe when he interrogates Darlene about what he overheard Molly saying about her running away to school in Chicago.
8. Jackie and Fred go to answer the door in the morning (DJ) they are tying their robes closed.
9. Does this count? Dj requests a bathrobe for his birthday so he can "take a bath every night" when he wanted the video game.
10. Jackie is wearing a robe and sitting on the couch, thinking about how mean she was to Fred, the night that David moves in with her momentarily.
11. Roseanne wears a robe during most of "Sweet Dreams"
12. In the episode in season 9 where Dan is returning home from being with his mother, Roseanne is wearing a silky feather trimmed robe.

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1. When David comes to the kitchen with acne cream spots all over his face.
2. Roseanne wearing that pink robe Dan got her for Mother's Day. "It's way retardant!"
3. The morning that Roseanne throws out her back while painting her toenails in the living room.
4. Roseanne takes off her robe to reveal her hillbilly outfit before taking DJ to school.
5. Becky was wearing a robe when she came down to tell Roseanne that DJ walked in on her in the bathroom.
6. In Altar Egos Dan is wearing his blue robe when Jackie comes to ask him about whether he knew why Fred was acting weird about the wedding.
7. DJ is wearing a pajama robe when he interrogates Darlene about what he overheard Molly saying about her running away to school in Chicago.
8. Jackie and Fred go to answer the door in the morning (DJ) they are tying their robes closed.
9. Does this count? Dj requests a bathrobe for his birthday so he can "take a bath every night" when he wanted the video game.
10. Jackie is wearing a robe and sitting on the couch, thinking about how mean she was to Fred, the night that David moves in with her momentarily.
11. Roseanne wears a robe during most of "Sweet Dreams"
12. In the episode in season 9 where Dan is returning home from being with his mother, Roseanne is wearing a silky feather trimmed robe.
13. Roseanne is wearing a blue robe in "We're in the Money" when she's talking about buying the "Submission" perfume.

Next: Songs heard or referred to

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!. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler

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!. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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!. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)
5. "You Ain't Woman Enough" - Loretta Lynn

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)
5. "You Ain't Woman Enough" - Loretta Lynn
6. Sweet Home Chicago - Blues Brothers

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)
5. "You Ain't Woman Enough" - Loretta Lynn
6. Sweet Home Chicago - Blues Brothers
7. "Pump up the Jam"- Technotronic

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)
5. "You Ain't Woman Enough" - Loretta Lynn
6. Sweet Home Chicago - Blues Brothers
7. "Pump up the Jam"- Technotronic
8. "Second Hand Rose" - Barbra Streisand

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)
5. "You Ain't Woman Enough" - Loretta Lynn
6. Sweet Home Chicago - Blues Brothers
7. "Pump up the Jam"- Technotronic
8. "Second Hand Rose" - Barbra Streisand
9. "On the Road Again" - Willie Nelson

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)
5. "You Ain't Woman Enough" - Loretta Lynn
6. Sweet Home Chicago - Blues Brothers
7. "Pump up the Jam"- Technotronic
8. "Second Hand Rose" - Barbra Streisand
9. "On the Road Again" - Willie Nelson
10. "Not Fade Away" - Grateful Dead

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)
5. "You Ain't Woman Enough" - Loretta Lynn
6. Sweet Home Chicago - Blues Brothers
7. "Pump up the Jam"- Technotronic
8. "Second Hand Rose" - Barbra Streisand
9. "On the Road Again" - Willie Nelson
10. "Not Fade Away" - Grateful Dead
11. "Addicted to Love"- Robert Palmer

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)
5. "You Ain't Woman Enough" - Loretta Lynn
6. Sweet Home Chicago - Blues Brothers
7. "Pump up the Jam"- Technotronic
8. "Second Hand Rose" - Barbra Streisand
9. "On the Road Again" - Willie Nelson
10. "Not Fade Away" - Grateful Dead
11. "Addicted to Love"- Robert Palmer
12. "Born to be Wild"-Steppenwolf

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. "Run Around" - Blues Traveler
2. "Harper Valley PTA"- Jeanne C Reilly
3. "Nights in White Satin" - The Moody Blues
4. "Drive" - The Cars (instrumental version during Darlene's Prom)
5. "You Ain't Woman Enough" - Loretta Lynn
6. Sweet Home Chicago - Blues Brothers
7. "Pump up the Jam"- Technotronic
8. "Second Hand Rose" - Barbra Streisand
9. "On the Road Again" - Willie Nelson
10. "Not Fade Away" - Grateful Dead
11. "Addicted to Love"- Robert Palmer
12. "Born to be Wild"-Steppenwolf
13. "Stop in the name of Love"- The Supremes

New topic: Trouble in school
1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.
5. DJ keeps playing hooky and Darlene ends up helping him.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.
5. DJ keeps playing hooky and Darlene ends up helping him.
6. DJ causes trouble when he doesn't want to kiss a black girl in the school play

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.
5. DJ keeps playing hooky and Darlene ends up helping him.
6. DJ causes trouble when he doesn't want to kiss a black girl in the school play
7. Becky refuses to dissect a frog in Biology class for ethical reasons, and gets a lower grade in the class because of it.

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.
5. DJ keeps playing hooky and Darlene ends up helping him.
6. DJ causes trouble when he doesn't want to kiss a black girl in the school play
7. Becky refuses to dissect a frog in Biology class for ethical reasons, and gets a lower grade in the class because of it.
8. Darlene thinks she's in trouble because her parents get a note for school but it was really career day. She confesses to skipping class because she fell asleep.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.
5. DJ keeps playing hooky and Darlene ends up helping him.
6. DJ causes trouble when he doesn't want to kiss a black girl in the school play
7. Becky refuses to dissect a frog in Biology class for ethical reasons, and gets a lower grade in the class because of it.
8. Darlene thinks she's in trouble because her parents get a note for school but it was really career day. She confesses to skipping class because she fell asleep.
9. Darlene is home from school because she called a bomb threat to the school.

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What? I don't remember that. Which episode?

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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It was a small plot point at the beginning of "Lose a Job, Winnebago". Dan and Darlene are watching The Price is Right together, and Roseanne walks in, commenting: "well, if it wasn't for bomb threats and unemployment, you two wouldn't be spending this time together..." then Molly also makes a comment later when she and her dad stop by to talk to the Conners about their initial trip to Branson: "Cool, bomb threat Darlene!"

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.
5. DJ keeps playing hooky and Darlene ends up helping him.
6. DJ causes trouble when he doesn't want to kiss a black girl in the school play
7. Becky refuses to dissect a frog in Biology class for ethical reasons, and gets a lower grade in the class because of it.
8. Darlene thinks she's in trouble because her parents get a note for school but it was really career day. She confesses to skipping class because she fell asleep.
9. Darlene is home from school because she called a bomb threat to the school.
10. David and Darlene both get grounded for skipping school to go to Chicago for a comic book convention.

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.
5. DJ keeps playing hooky and Darlene ends up helping him.
6. DJ causes trouble when he doesn't want to kiss a black girl in the school play
7. Becky refuses to dissect a frog in Biology class for ethical reasons, and gets a lower grade in the class because of it.
8. Darlene thinks she's in trouble because her parents get a note for school but it was really career day. She confesses to skipping class because she fell asleep.
9. Darlene is home from school because she called a bomb threat to the school.
10. David and Darlene both get grounded for skipping school to go to Chicago for a comic book convention.
11. David hasn't gone to class for a week or two, 'cause he's too depressed that Darlene is off at college.

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Oh, I just thought Molly was being ditzy. I didn't think she meant that Darlene called it in hahaha

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.
5. DJ keeps playing hooky and Darlene ends up helping him.
6. DJ causes trouble when he doesn't want to kiss a black girl in the school play
7. Becky refuses to dissect a frog in Biology class for ethical reasons, and gets a lower grade in the class because of it.
8. Darlene thinks she's in trouble because her parents get a note for school but it was really career day. She confesses to skipping class because she fell asleep.
9. Darlene is home from school because she called a bomb threat to the school.
10. David and Darlene both get grounded for skipping school to go to Chicago for a comic book convention.
11. David hasn't gone to class for a week or two, 'cause he's too depressed that Darlene is off at college.
12. Darlene forges her bad history grade on her report card.

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1. Darlene gets in trouble for barking in class
2. DJ brings obscene reading material to school (Darlene's comic book)
3. DJ cant go to the board because he's getting erections in class.
4. Becky is suspended for giving the finger in a class photo.
5. DJ keeps playing hooky and Darlene ends up helping him.
6. DJ causes trouble when he doesn't want to kiss a black girl in the school play
7. Becky refuses to dissect a frog in Biology class for ethical reasons, and gets a lower grade in the class because of it.
8. Darlene thinks she's in trouble because her parents get a note for school but it was really career day. She confesses to skipping class because she fell asleep.
9. Darlene is home from school because she called a bomb threat to the school.
10. David and Darlene both get grounded for skipping school to go to Chicago for a comic book convention.
11. David hasn't gone to class for a week or two, 'cause he's too depressed that Darlene is off at college.
12. Darlene forges her bad history grade on her report card.
13. Darlene doesn't want to read her poem at culture night

Out of character moments:

1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.
5. Jackie surprised everyone by being a good homemaker in Roseanne's absence, when she was visiting their parents in Moline.

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.
5. Jackie surprised everyone by being a good homemaker in Roseanne's absence, when she was visiting their parents in Moline.
6. Darlene affectionately kisses Roseanne on Christmas morning after spending the night at David's mothers house.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.
5. Jackie surprised everyone by being a good homemaker in Roseanne's absence, when she was visiting their parents in Moline.
6. Darlene affectionately kisses Roseanne on Christmas morning after spending the night at David's mothers house.
7. Crystal finally blows up at Roseanne for making fun of her too much, at the bingo game.

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.
5. Jackie surprised everyone by being a good homemaker in Roseanne's absence, when she was visiting their parents in Moline.
6. Darlene affectionately kisses Roseanne on Christmas morning after spending the night at David's mothers house.
7. Crystal finally blows up at Roseanne for making fun of her too much, at the bingo game.
8. Bev shows approval to Jackie by telling her that she is a good mother.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.
5. Jackie surprised everyone by being a good homemaker in Roseanne's absence, when she was visiting their parents in Moline.
6. Darlene affectionately kisses Roseanne on Christmas morning after spending the night at David's mothers house.
7. Crystal finally blows up at Roseanne for making fun of her too much, at the bingo game.
8. Bev shows approval to Jackie by telling her that she is a good mother.
9. When Fred goes skiing and rock climbing.

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.
5. Jackie surprised everyone by being a good homemaker in Roseanne's absence, when she was visiting their parents in Moline.
6. Darlene affectionately kisses Roseanne on Christmas morning after spending the night at David's mothers house.
7. Crystal finally blows up at Roseanne for making fun of her too much, at the bingo game.
8. Bev shows approval to Jackie by telling her that she is a good mother.
9. When Fred goes skiing and rock climbing.
10. When Dan breaks down crying about his mom being in a mental hospital.

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.
5. Jackie surprised everyone by being a good homemaker in Roseanne's absence, when she was visiting their parents in Moline.
6. Darlene affectionately kisses Roseanne on Christmas morning after spending the night at David's mothers house.
7. Crystal finally blows up at Roseanne for making fun of her too much, at the bingo game.
8. Bev shows approval to Jackie by telling her that she is a good mother.
9. When Fred goes skiing and rock climbing.
10. When Dan breaks down crying about his mom being in a mental hospital.
11. Mark stands up to Roseanne by kicking her out of his trailer.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.
5. Jackie surprised everyone by being a good homemaker in Roseanne's absence, when she was visiting their parents in Moline.
6. Darlene affectionately kisses Roseanne on Christmas morning after spending the night at David's mothers house.
7. Crystal finally blows up at Roseanne for making fun of her too much, at the bingo game.
8. Bev shows approval to Jackie by telling her that she is a good mother.
9. When Fred goes skiing and rock climbing.
10. When Dan breaks down crying about his mom being in a mental hospital.
11. Mark stands up to Roseanne by kicking her out of his trailer.
12. Bev says she expected more out of Jackie than Roseanne.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Darlene dancing when they announced they were going to Disney.
2. DJ is a really good babysitter for little Ed, when Crystal goes to play Bingo with her friends.
3. Roseanne being super submissive to her mother in the first season.
4. The first scene David (Kevin) was ever in. Talking in a snotty, rude tone to Roseanne.
5. Jackie surprised everyone by being a good homemaker in Roseanne's absence, when she was visiting their parents in Moline.
6. Darlene affectionately kisses Roseanne on Christmas morning after spending the night at David's mothers house.
7. Crystal finally blows up at Roseanne for making fun of her too much, at the bingo game.
8. Bev shows approval to Jackie by telling her that she is a good mother.
9. When Fred goes skiing and rock climbing.
10. When Dan breaks down crying about his mom being in a mental hospital.
11. Mark stands up to Roseanne by kicking her out of his trailer.
12. Bev says she expected more out of Jackie than Roseanne.
13. Darlene hugging and walking arm in arm with Winnie the Pooh at Disneyland.

Next Topic: If they could turn back time...


1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.

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Next Topic: If they could turn back time...


1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.
5. Roseanne and Dan would have not got on the plane for Las Vegas that didn't even take off due to a snow storm.

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.
5. Roseanne and Dan would have not got on the plane for Las Vegas that didn't even take off due to a snow storm.
6. Jackie wouldn't have lost her virginity to Ziggy

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.
5. Roseanne and Dan would have not got on the plane for Las Vegas that didn't even take off due to a snow storm.
6. Jackie wouldn't have lost her virginity to Ziggy
7. Darlene wouldn't have told a joke about her big tough female schoolmate having a moustache, in school.

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.
5. Roseanne and Dan would have not got on the plane for Las Vegas that didn't even take off due to a snow storm.
6. Jackie wouldn't have lost her virginity to Ziggy
7. Darlene wouldn't have told a joke about her big tough female schoolmate having a moustache, in school.
8. Becky and Darlene wouldn't have used Mother's Day to get Roseanne's permission for the concert.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.
5. Roseanne and Dan would have not got on the plane for Las Vegas that didn't even take off due to a snow storm.
6. Jackie wouldn't have lost her virginity to Ziggy
7. Darlene wouldn't have told a joke about her big tough female schoolmate having a moustache, in school.
8. Becky and Darlene wouldn't have used Mother's Day to get Roseanne's permission for the concert.
9. Dan would not have given Bev crap after finding out Jackie was going to buy the remodeled house once he finds out she was planning on asking Bev for the money for it.

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.
5. Roseanne and Dan would have not got on the plane for Las Vegas that didn't even take off due to a snow storm.
6. Jackie wouldn't have lost her virginity to Ziggy
7. Darlene wouldn't have told a joke about her big tough female schoolmate having a moustache, in school.
8. Becky and Darlene wouldn't have used Mother's Day to get Roseanne's permission for the concert.
9. Dan would not have given Bev crap after finding out Jackie was going to buy the remodeled house once he finds out she was planning on asking Bev for the money for it.
10. Roseanne and Jackie wouldn't have panicked when Geena's father came to the restaurant.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.
5. Roseanne and Dan would have not got on the plane for Las Vegas that didn't even take off due to a snow storm.
6. Jackie wouldn't have lost her virginity to Ziggy
7. Darlene wouldn't have told a joke about her big tough female schoolmate having a moustache, in school.
8. Becky and Darlene wouldn't have used Mother's Day to get Roseanne's permission for the concert.
9. Dan would not have given Bev crap after finding out Jackie was going to buy the remodeled house once he finds out she was planning on asking Bev for the money for it.
10. Roseanne and Jackie wouldn't have panicked when Geena's father came to the restaurant.
11. When Roseanne told Mark off for not respecting Becky, she forgot to make fun of his hair.

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.
5. Roseanne and Dan would have not got on the plane for Las Vegas that didn't even take off due to a snow storm.
6. Jackie wouldn't have lost her virginity to Ziggy
7. Darlene wouldn't have told a joke about her big tough female schoolmate having a moustache, in school.
8. Becky and Darlene wouldn't have used Mother's Day to get Roseanne's permission for the concert.
9. Dan would not have given Bev crap after finding out Jackie was going to buy the remodeled house once he finds out she was planning on asking Bev for the money for it.
10. Roseanne and Jackie wouldn't have panicked when Geena's father came to the restaurant.
11. When Roseanne told Mark off for not respecting Becky, she forgot to make fun of his hair.
12. Roseanne wouldn't have been so mean to Leon, when she finds out he's leaving his position and she considers applying for it and getting his reference.

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1. Roseanne would not have blabbed to Bev about Fred planning to propose to Jackie, which he wound up not doing.
2. Becky would not have taken out Dan's motorcycle with Mark without his permission.
3. Roseanne would not have spanked DJ after he stole her car.
4. Jackie would not have slept with Arnie.
5. Roseanne and Dan would have not got on the plane for Las Vegas that didn't even take off due to a snow storm.
6. Jackie wouldn't have lost her virginity to Ziggy
7. Darlene wouldn't have told a joke about her big tough female schoolmate having a moustache, in school.
8. Becky and Darlene wouldn't have used Mother's Day to get Roseanne's permission for the concert.
9. Dan would not have given Bev crap after finding out Jackie was going to buy the remodeled house once he finds out she was planning on asking Bev for the money for it.
10. Roseanne and Jackie wouldn't have panicked when Geena's father came to the restaurant.
11. When Roseanne told Mark off for not respecting Becky, she forgot to make fun of his hair.
12. Roseanne wouldn't have been so mean to Leon, when she finds out he's leaving his position and she considers applying for it and getting his reference.
13. Leon wouldn't have let Roseanne plan his wedding.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.
7. David cries when Darlene dumps him.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.
7. David cries when Darlene dumps him.
8. Roseanne and Jackie cry together before Jackie goes off to police school.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.
7. David cries when Darlene dumps him.
8. Roseanne and Jackie cry together before Jackie goes off to police school.
9. Roseanne cries (and wipes her nose on Jackie's shirt) when she thinks Darlene is running away to go to school.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.
7. David cries when Darlene dumps him.
8. Roseanne and Jackie cry together before Jackie goes off to police school.
9. Roseanne cries (and wipes her nose on Jackie's shirt) when she thinks Darlene is running away to go to school.
10. Dan cries when he begins to accept that his Mother has serious issues.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.
7. David cries when Darlene dumps him.
8. Roseanne and Jackie cry together before Jackie goes off to police school.
9. Roseanne cries (and wipes her nose on Jackie's shirt) when she thinks Darlene is running away to go to school.
10. Jackie and Roseanne cry when they hear Darlene read her poem at the "Culture Night" at her school.


10 = 1

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.
7. David cries when Darlene dumps him.
8. Roseanne and Jackie cry together before Jackie goes off to police school.
9. Roseanne cries (and wipes her nose on Jackie's shirt) when she thinks Darlene is running away to go to school.
10. Jackie and Roseanne cry when they hear Darlene read her poem at the "Culture Night" at her school.
11. Becky looks like she's crying when she tells Dan that he "blew it for everyone!", hence Mark is leaving for Minneapolis.

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1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.
7. David cries when Darlene dumps him.
8. Roseanne and Jackie cry together before Jackie goes off to police school.
9. Roseanne cries (and wipes her nose on Jackie's shirt) when she thinks Darlene is running away to go to school.
10. Jackie and Roseanne cry when they hear Darlene read her poem at the "Culture Night" at her school.
11. Becky looks like she's crying when she tells Dan that he "blew it for everyone!", hence Mark is leaving for Minneapolis.
12. Jackie cries a lot after Al dies.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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Since the OP neglected my #10 response on the previous page, I'll resubmit it for the 13th position.

1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.
7. David cries when Darlene dumps him.
8. Roseanne and Jackie cry together before Jackie goes off to police school.
9. Roseanne cries (and wipes her nose on Jackie's shirt) when she thinks Darlene is running away to go to school.
10. Jackie and Roseanne cry when they hear Darlene read her poem at the "Culture Night" at her school.
11. Becky looks like she's crying when she tells Dan that he "blew it for everyone!", hence Mark is leaving for Minneapolis.
12. Jackie cries a lot after Al dies.
13. Dan cries when he begins to accept that his Mother has serious issues.

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It wasn't rejected; you were repeating number 1, which is what I already mentioned when I took it out.

1. When Roseanne tells Dan about his mother's mental illness.
2. Darlene cries when her and David break up the first time after Molly kissed him.
3. Roseanne cries when she misses Becky after they fight and sees her Highway to Hell album.
4. Jackie cries at the Thanksgiving table after telling her parents that shes a cop.
5. Jackie cries when she admits to Roseanne that Fisher beat her up.
6. Bev cries when Roseanne tells her she doesn't want her at the restaurant anymore.
7. David cries when Darlene dumps him.
8. Roseanne and Jackie cry together before Jackie goes off to police school.
9. Roseanne cries (and wipes her nose on Jackie's shirt) when she thinks Darlene is running away to go to school.
10. Jackie and Roseanne cry when they hear Darlene read her poem at the "Culture Night" at her school.
11. Becky looks like she's crying when she tells Dan that he "blew it for everyone!", hence Mark is leaving for Minneapolis.
12. Jackie cries a lot after Al dies.
13. Bev cries when everyone gets drunk during Superbowl while she is trying to stay sober.

Next Topic: Lights out!

1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.
5. The Dark Ages, of course! The electricity bill doesn't get paid, so the Connors lose power in their house.

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.
5. The Dark Ages, of course! The electricity bill doesn't get paid, so the Connors lose power in their house.
6. During the tornado in "Toto, We're mot in Kansas Anymore".

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.
5. The Dark Ages, of course! The electricity bill doesn't get paid, so the Connors lose power in their house.
6. During the tornado in "Toto, We're mot in Kansas Anymore".
7. When Darlene takes off Becky's shoes when she is passed out drunk.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.
5. The Dark Ages, of course! The electricity bill doesn't get paid, so the Connors lose power in their house.
6. During the tornado in "Toto, We're mot in Kansas Anymore".
7. When Darlene takes off Becky's shoes when she is passed out drunk.
8. When Dan stubs his toe in the bedroom and because he didn't turn the lights on.

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.
5. The Dark Ages, of course! The electricity bill doesn't get paid, so the Connors lose power in their house.
6. During the tornado in "Toto, We're mot in Kansas Anymore".
7. When Darlene takes off Becky's shoes when she is passed out drunk.
8. When Dan stubs his toe in the bedroom and because he didn't turn the lights on.
9. When Dan talks to DJ about his fear of him dying in "Second Time Around".

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.
5. The Dark Ages, of course! The electricity bill doesn't get paid, so the Connors lose power in their house.
6. During the tornado in "Toto, We're mot in Kansas Anymore".
7. When Darlene takes off Becky's shoes when she is passed out drunk.
8. When Dan stubs his toe in the bedroom and because he didn't turn the lights on.
9. When Dan talks to DJ about his fear of him dying in "Second Time Around".
10. At the Lunchbox, after Jackie and Fred try to be "spontaneous" with their sex life there, they leave and turn out the lights. It's revealed that Leon and some man were about to do the same thing.

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.
5. The Dark Ages, of course! The electricity bill doesn't get paid, so the Connors lose power in their house.
6. During the tornado in "Toto, We're mot in Kansas Anymore".
7. When Darlene takes off Becky's shoes when she is passed out drunk.
8. When Dan stubs his toe in the bedroom and because he didn't turn the lights on.
9. When Dan talks to DJ about his fear of him dying in "Second Time Around".
10. At the Lunchbox, after Jackie and Fred try to be "spontaneous" with their sex life there, they leave and turn out the lights. It's revealed that Leon and some man were about to do the same thing.
11. When Roseanne and Dan are sleeping in the living room because Roseanne's parents were sleeping in their bedroom.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.
5. The Dark Ages, of course! The electricity bill doesn't get paid, so the Connors lose power in their house.
6. During the tornado in "Toto, We're mot in Kansas Anymore".
7. When Darlene takes off Becky's shoes when she is passed out drunk.
8. When Dan stubs his toe in the bedroom and because he didn't turn the lights on.
9. When Dan talks to DJ about his fear of him dying in "Second Time Around".
10. At the Lunchbox, after Jackie and Fred try to be "spontaneous" with their sex life there, they leave and turn out the lights. It's revealed that Leon and some man were about to do the same thing.
11. When Roseanne and Dan are sleeping in the living room because Roseanne's parents were sleeping in their bedroom.
12. The Clapper! When Dan and Roseanne are fighting before going to bed, they both try to be the one who turns out the light—and Roseanne tricks Dan by pretending to clap, but not.

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1. When Roseanne is reading her made up bedtime story to DJ, who says she should make it a book.
2. When Roseanne and Darlene spend the night in Darlene's new dorm room.
3. When Darlene goes into Dan and Roseanne's bedroom because she had a "nightmare."
4. When Roseanne tells Becky to keep her mouth closed when kissing her goodnight after she spent an entire party making out with Jimmy.
5. The Dark Ages, of course! The electricity bill doesn't get paid, so the Connors lose power in their house.
6. During the tornado in "Toto, We're mot in Kansas Anymore".
7. When Darlene takes off Becky's shoes when she is passed out drunk.
8. When Dan stubs his toe in the bedroom and because he didn't turn the lights on.
9. When Dan talks to DJ about his fear of him dying in "Second Time Around".
10. At the Lunchbox, after Jackie and Fred try to be "spontaneous" with their sex life there, they leave and turn out the lights. It's revealed that Leon and some man were about to do the same thing.
11. When Roseanne and Dan are sleeping in the living room because Roseanne's parents were sleeping in their bedroom.
12. The Clapper! When Dan and Roseanne are fighting before going to bed, they both try to be the one who turns out the light—and Roseanne tricks Dan by pretending to clap, but not.
13. When David crawls through Darlene's window in the middle of the night to tell her his parents are getting divorced.

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1. When Molly kisses David

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.
5. Leon and Scott kiss at their wedding.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.
5. Leon and Scott kiss at their wedding.
6. Darlene making out with Brian on the couch in the dark.

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.
5. Leon and Scott kiss at their wedding.
6. Darlene making out with Brian on the couch in the dark.
7. Crystal and Ed are kissing in Roseanne's and Dans bedroom when Roseanne walks in on them.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.
5. Leon and Scott kiss at their wedding.
6. Darlene making out with Brian on the couch in the dark.
7. Crystal and Ed are kissing in Roseanne's and Dans bedroom when Roseanne walks in on them.
8. Arnie kisses Roseanne on the neck before Dan's poker game.

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.
5. Leon and Scott kiss at their wedding.
6. Darlene making out with Brian on the couch in the dark.
7. Crystal and Ed are kissing in Roseanne's and Dan's bedroom when Roseanne walks in on them.
8. Arnie kisses Roseanne on the neck before Dan's poker game.
9. Becky and Mark kiss (and have sex) after Becky gets off the phone with Roseanne, who is calling to talk about the coupons she just received in the mail.

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.
5. Leon and Scott kiss at their wedding.
6. Darlene making out with Brian on the couch in the dark.
7. Crystal and Ed are kissing in Roseanne's and Dan's bedroom when Roseanne walks in on them.
8. Arnie kisses Roseanne on the neck before Dan's poker game.
9. Becky and Mark kiss (and have sex) after Becky gets off the phone with Roseanne, who is calling to talk about the coupons she just received in the mail.
10. Mark kisses David when he is sick.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.
5. Leon and Scott kiss at their wedding.
6. Darlene making out with Brian on the couch in the dark.
7. Crystal and Ed are kissing in Roseanne's and Dan's bedroom when Roseanne walks in on them.
8. Arnie kisses Roseanne on the neck before Dan's poker game.
9. Becky and Mark kiss (and have sex) after Becky gets off the phone with Roseanne, who is calling to talk about the coupons she just received in the mail.
10. Mark kisses David when he is sick.
11. Jackie is making out with a date in her apartment, when Becky barges in 'cause she's running away from home.

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.
5. Leon and Scott kiss at their wedding.
6. Darlene making out with Brian on the couch in the dark.
7. Crystal and Ed are kissing in Roseanne's and Dan's bedroom when Roseanne walks in on them.
8. Arnie kisses Roseanne on the neck before Dan's poker game.
9. Becky and Mark kiss (and have sex) after Becky gets off the phone with Roseanne, who is calling to talk about the coupons she just received in the mail.
10. Mark kisses David when he is sick.
11. Jackie is making out with a date in her apartment, when Becky barges in 'cause she's running away from home.
12. Roseanne and Dan kiss and then after the show they show John Goodman talking to Tom Arnold about it being changed to a handshake and Tom saying "I love being a producer!"

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. When Molly kisses David
2. Becky and Johnny Swanko (aka the tongue bandit)
3. A very young DJ says he wants to kiss Roseanne "like Daddy does", before going to bed.
4. Nancy's girlfriend kisses Roseanne at the gay dance club.
5. Leon and Scott kiss at their wedding.
6. Darlene making out with Brian on the couch in the dark.
7. Crystal and Ed are kissing in Roseanne's and Dan's bedroom when Roseanne walks in on them.
8. Arnie kisses Roseanne on the neck before Dan's poker game.
9. Becky and Mark kiss (and have sex) after Becky gets off the phone with Roseanne, who is calling to talk about the coupons she just received in the mail.
10. Mark kisses David when he is sick.
11. Jackie is making out with a date in her apartment, when Becky barges in 'cause she's running away from home.
12. Roseanne and Dan kiss and then after the show they show John Goodman talking to Tom Arnold about it being changed to a handshake and Tom saying "I love being a producer!"
13. Darlene kisses Bev on the cheek when she has face cream on, trying to get a CD player out of her.

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.
5. Jackie starts lactating in her wedding dress when Dan comes up to the girls' room to talk to her before her wedding.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.
5. Jackie starts lactating in her wedding dress when Dan comes up to the girls' room to talk to her before her wedding.
6. In the garage after Dan implied to Roseanne that she should maybe get an abortion.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.
5. Jackie starts lactating in her wedding dress when Dan comes up to the girls' room to talk to her before her wedding.
6. In the garage after Dan implied to Roseanne that she should maybe get an abortion.
7. When Dan has lunch with Phyllis, Jackie finds out from Fred and confronts Dan to discuss it.

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.
5. Jackie starts lactating in her wedding dress when Dan comes up to the girls' room to talk to her before her wedding.
6. In the garage after Dan implied to Roseanne that she should maybe get an abortion.
7. When Dan has lunch with Phyllis, Jackie finds out from Fred and confronts Dan to discuss it.
8. Dan comes to Jackie's apartment to try and get her to make up with Roseanne after they had been fighting for a long time (before Gary proposed to her).

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.
5. Jackie starts lactating in her wedding dress when Dan comes up to the girls' room to talk to her before her wedding.
6. In the garage after Dan implied to Roseanne that she should maybe get an abortion.
7. When Dan has lunch with Phyllis, Jackie finds out from Fred and confronts Dan to discuss it.
8. Dan comes to Jackie's apartment to try and get her to make up with Roseanne after they had been fighting for a long time (before Gary proposed to her).
9. When Jackie makes Dan pot roast for dinner in "An Officer and a Gentleman."

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.
5. Jackie starts lactating in her wedding dress when Dan comes up to the girls' room to talk to her before her wedding.
6. In the garage after Dan implied to Roseanne that she should maybe get an abortion.
7. When Dan has lunch with Phyllis, Jackie finds out from Fred and confronts Dan to discuss it.
8. Dan comes to Jackie's apartment to try and get her to make up with Roseanne after they had been fighting for a long time (before Gary proposed to her).
9. When Jackie makes Dan pot roast for dinner in "An Officer and a Gentleman."
10. Dan runs into Jackie at the Lobo, after she offers to loan him some money.

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.
5. Jackie starts lactating in her wedding dress when Dan comes up to the girls' room to talk to her before her wedding.
6. In the garage after Dan implied to Roseanne that she should maybe get an abortion.
7. When Dan has lunch with Phyllis, Jackie finds out from Fred and confronts Dan to discuss it.
8. Dan comes to Jackie's apartment to try and get her to make up with Roseanne after they had been fighting for a long time (before Gary proposed to her).
9. When Jackie makes Dan pot roast for dinner in "An Officer and a Gentleman."
10. Dan runs into Jackie at the Lobo, after she offers to loan him some money.
11. When Dan shows Jackie Roseanne's wedding ring he had enhanced(?) for their 20th anniversary.

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.
5. Jackie starts lactating in her wedding dress when Dan comes up to the girls' room to talk to her before her wedding.
6. In the garage after Dan implied to Roseanne that she should maybe get an abortion.
7. When Dan has lunch with Phyllis, Jackie finds out from Fred and confronts Dan to discuss it.
8. Dan comes to Jackie's apartment to try and get her to make up with Roseanne after they had been fighting for a long time (before Gary proposed to her).
9. When Jackie makes Dan pot roast for dinner in "An Officer and a Gentleman."
10. Dan runs into Jackie at the Lobo, after she offers to loan him some money.
11. When Dan shows Jackie Roseanne's wedding ring he had enhanced(?) for their 20th anniversary.
12. When Jackie talks to Dan alone in his bedroom after he beats up Fisher.

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1. Jackie jumping on Dan, trying to prove she could take him down despite his size.
2. In the kitchen after he cheats on Roseanne when they are both making sandwiches and he apologizes to her.
3. When Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne doesn't think he's attracted to her anymore.
4. Jackie tells Dan that Roseanne wants lingerie for Valentine's Day.
5. Jackie starts lactating in her wedding dress when Dan comes up to the girls' room to talk to her before her wedding.
6. In the garage after Dan implied to Roseanne that she should maybe get an abortion.
7. When Dan has lunch with Phyllis, Jackie finds out from Fred and confronts Dan to discuss it.
8. Dan comes to Jackie's apartment to try and get her to make up with Roseanne after they had been fighting for a long time (before Gary proposed to her).
9. When Jackie makes Dan pot roast for dinner in "An Officer and a Gentleman."
10. Dan runs into Jackie at the Lobo, after she offers to loan him some money.
11. When Dan shows Jackie Roseanne's wedding ring he had enhanced(?) for their 20th anniversary.
12. When Jackie talks to Dan alone in his bedroom after he beats up Fisher.
13. When they are fighting in the garage in "Language Lessons" after Roseanne leaves and they realize how childish they were being.


Next Topic: Hospital/Doctor visits

1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev".

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev"
5. Jackie hurts her back in the line of duty.

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev"
5. Jackie hurts her back in the line of duty.
6. The flashback of Roseanne giving birth to DJ.

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev"
5. Jackie hurts her back in the line of duty.
6. The flashback of Roseanne giving birth to DJ.
7. Crystal finally has a baby girl.

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev"
5. Jackie hurts her back in the line of duty.
6. The flashback of Roseanne giving birth to DJ.
7. Crystal finally has a baby girl.
8. Jackie gives birth to Andy.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev"
5. Jackie hurts her back in the line of duty.
6. The flashback of Roseanne giving birth to DJ.
7. Crystal finally has a baby girl.
8. Jackie gives birth to Andy.
9. After Dan's heart attack.

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev"
5. Jackie hurts her back in the line of duty.
6. The flashback of Roseanne giving birth to DJ.
7. Crystal finally has a baby girl.
8. Jackie gives birth to Andy.
9. After Dan's heart attack.
10. When Darlene gives birth very prematurely and the baby almost dies.

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev"
5. Jackie hurts her back in the line of duty.
6. The flashback of Roseanne giving birth to DJ.
7. Crystal finally has a baby girl.
8. Jackie gives birth to Andy.
9. After Dan's heart attack.
10. When Darlene gives birth very prematurely and the baby almost dies.
11. The Dr Appt Roseanne goes to with Jackie before she goes in to have her breast reduction.

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev"
5. Jackie hurts her back in the line of duty.
6. The flashback of Roseanne giving birth to DJ.
7. Crystal finally has a baby girl.
8. Jackie gives birth to Andy.
9. After Dan's heart attack.
10. When Darlene gives birth very prematurely and the baby almost dies.
11. The Dr Appt Roseanne goes to with Jackie before she goes in to have her breast reduction.
12. The appt where Dan and Roseanne find to the gender of their new baby (which initially is a daughter, but then later in the series she gives birth to a son).

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1. When Darlene has an emergency appendectomy.
2. Roseanne takes Becky to get birth control.
3. Roseanne goes in for a breast reduction to help with her back pain.
4. When Bev falls and hurts her hip, earning her the nickname "Craftmatic Adjustable Bev"
5. Jackie hurts her back in the line of duty.
6. The flashback of Roseanne giving birth to DJ.
7. Crystal finally has a baby girl.
8. Jackie gives birth to Andy.
9. After Dan's heart attack.
10. When Darlene gives birth very prematurely and the baby almost dies.
11. The Dr Appt Roseanne goes to with Jackie before she goes in to have her breast reduction.
12. The appt where Dan and Roseanne find to the gender of their new baby (which initially is a daughter, but then later in the series she gives birth to a son).
13. (Referenced but not seen) Dan's doctor appt. where he is told he has to shave his armpit because he has a cyst.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.
5. Dan storms out of the bathroom and goes to Fred's when the house is being overrun and he's confronted about shaving his armpits.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.
5. Dan storms out of the bathroom and goes to Fred's when the house is being overrun and he's confronted about shaving his armpits.
6. DJ storms out of the living room when Roseanne won't tell him that something might be wrong with her baby.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.
5. Dan storms out of the bathroom and goes to Fred's when the house is being overrun and he's confronted about shaving his armpits.
6. DJ storms out of the living room when Roseanne won't tell him that something might be wrong with her baby.
7. Roseanne storms out of Faber's office right before she quits Wellman.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.
5. Dan storms out of the bathroom and goes to Fred's when the house is being overrun and he's confronted about shaving his armpits.
6. DJ storms out of the living room when Roseanne won't tell him that something might be wrong with her baby.
7. Roseanne storms out of Faber's office right before she quits Wellman.
8. Roseanne storms out of the kitchen when Dan tells her he hired DJ to work at the garage instead of having him go back to work at the diner.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.
5. Dan storms out of the bathroom and goes to Fred's when the house is being overrun and he's confronted about shaving his armpits.
6. DJ storms out of the living room when Roseanne won't tell him that something might be wrong with her baby.
7. Roseanne storms out of Faber's office right before she quits Wellman.
8. Roseanne storms out of the kitchen when Dan tells her he hired DJ to work at the garage instead of having him go back to work at the diner.
9. Crystal storms out of Roseanne's house after she finally confronts her for always putting her down: "One 'I'm sorry' and that's supposed to make up for twenty years!"

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.
5. Dan storms out of the bathroom and goes to Fred's when the house is being overrun and he's confronted about shaving his armpits.
6. DJ storms out of the living room when Roseanne won't tell him that something might be wrong with her baby.
7. Roseanne storms out of Faber's office right before she quits Wellman.
8. Roseanne storms out of the kitchen when Dan tells her he hired DJ to work at the garage instead of having him go back to work at the diner.
9. Crystal storms out of Roseanne's house after she finally confronts her for always putting her down: "One 'I'm sorry' and that's supposed to make up for twenty years!"
10. I can't remember the episode, I think it is in the second season when Roseanne's parents are visiting, and Jackie, Roseanne and Dan are in R&D's bedroom and Roseanne and Jackie storm out and Dan storms out mimicking them, full hip sway.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.
5. Dan storms out of the bathroom and goes to Fred's when the house is being overrun and he's confronted about shaving his armpits.
6. DJ storms out of the living room when Roseanne won't tell him that something might be wrong with her baby.
7. Roseanne storms out of Faber's office right before she quits Wellman.
8. Roseanne storms out of the kitchen when Dan tells her he hired DJ to work at the garage instead of having him go back to work at the diner.
9. Crystal storms out of Roseanne's house after she finally confronts her for always putting her down: "One 'I'm sorry' and that's supposed to make up for twenty years!"
10. I can't remember the episode, I think it is in the second season when Roseanne's parents are visiting, and Jackie, Roseanne and Dan are in R&D's bedroom and Roseanne and Jackie storm out and Dan storms out mimicking them, full hip sway.
11. Bev storms out of Roseanne's house hysterically, after Nana Mary reveals that she had Roseanne out of wedlock.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.
5. Dan storms out of the bathroom and goes to Fred's when the house is being overrun and he's confronted about shaving his armpits.
6. DJ storms out of the living room when Roseanne won't tell him that something might be wrong with her baby.
7. Roseanne storms out of Faber's office right before she quits Wellman.
8. Roseanne storms out of the kitchen when Dan tells her he hired DJ to work at the garage instead of having him go back to work at the diner.
9. Crystal storms out of Roseanne's house after she finally confronts her for always putting her down: "One 'I'm sorry' and that's supposed to make up for twenty years!"
10. I can't remember the episode, I think it is in the second season when Roseanne's parents are visiting, and Jackie, Roseanne and Dan are in R&D's bedroom and Roseanne and Jackie storm out and Dan storms out mimicking them, full hip sway.
11. Bev storms out of Roseanne's house hysterically, after Nana Mary reveals that she had Roseanne out of wedlock.
12. Jackie storms out of the bedroom when Fred won't let Andy sleep in their bed anymore.

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1. Becky storms out of the bike shop after Roseanne yells at her for writing Darlene's history paper for her.
2. Roseanne storms out of the house when she finds out Dan had lunch with Phyllis.
3. Darlene storms out of the living room after getting into argument about how she thinks Dan only talks to her about basketball.
4. Jackie storms out of the diner after Roseanne criticizes her for moving in with Fisher too soon.
5. Dan storms out of the bathroom and goes to Fred's when the house is being overrun and he's confronted about shaving his armpits.
6. DJ storms out of the living room when Roseanne won't tell him that something might be wrong with her baby.
7. Roseanne storms out of Faber's office right before she quits Wellman.
8. Roseanne storms out of the kitchen when Dan tells her he hired DJ to work at the garage instead of having him go back to work at the diner.
9. Crystal storms out of Roseanne's house after she finally confronts her for always putting her down: "One 'I'm sorry' and that's supposed to make up for twenty years!"
10. I can't remember the episode, I think it is in the second season when Roseanne's parents are visiting, and Jackie, Roseanne and Dan are in R&D's bedroom and Roseanne and Jackie storm out and Dan storms out mimicking them, full hip sway.
11. Bev storms out of Roseanne's house hysterically, after Nana Mary reveals that she had Roseanne out of wedlock.
12. Jackie storms out of the bedroom when Fred won't let Andy sleep in their bed anymore.
13. Jackie storms upstairs when Roseanne gives her hell for telling Dan about her day again.

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out


Welcome to the El Flamingo, Jeffrey!
Don't piss in the pool, Jeffrey.

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie
5. Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer.

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie
5. Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer.
6. Loretta Lynn as herself.

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie
5. Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer.
6. Loretta Lynn as herself.
7. Tobey Maguire had a very small speaking part as one of Barry's friends at Rodbell's.

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie
5. Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer.
6. Loretta Lynn as herself.
7. Tobey Maguire had a very small speaking part as one of Barry's friends at Rodbell's.
8. Tony Curtis as the dance instructor

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie
5. Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer.
6. Loretta Lynn as herself.
7. Tobey Maguire had a very small speaking part as one of Barry's friends at Rodbell's.
8. Tony Curtis as the dance instructor
9. Scott Hamilton ice skating on the kitchen floor with Mark.

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie
5. Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer.
6. Loretta Lynn as herself.
7. Tobey Maguire had a very small speaking part as one of Barry's friends at Rodbell's.
8. Tony Curtis as the dance instructor
9. Scott Hamilton ice skating on the kitchen floor with Mark.
10. Ed Asner in The Mary Tyler Moore fantasy.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie
5. Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer.
6. Loretta Lynn as herself.
7. Tobey Maguire had a very small speaking part as one of Barry's friends at Rodbell's.
8. Tony Curtis as the dance instructor
9. Scott Hamilton ice skating on the kitchen floor with Mark.
10. Ed Asner in The Mary Tyler Moore fantasy.
11. David Crosby as Duke.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie
5. Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer.
6. Loretta Lynn as herself.
7. Tobey Maguire had a very small speaking part as one of Barry's friends at Rodbell's.
8. Tony Curtis as the dance instructor
9. Scott Hamilton ice skating on the kitchen floor with Mark.
10. Ed Asner in The Mary Tyler Moore fantasy.
11. David Crosby as Duke.
12. Tim Curry as Roger, for a couple of episodes.

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1. Chris Farley (in the thrift shop wearing a tiny jacket)
2. Sharon Stone as the trashy trailer park lady.
3. Bruce Willis - credits cameo, hops into bed with Roseanne and starts making out
4. Joan Collins as Cousin Ronnie
5. Vicki Lawrence as Phyllis Zimmer.
6. Loretta Lynn as herself.
7. Tobey Maguire had a very small speaking part as one of Barry's friends at Rodbell's.
8. Tony Curtis as the dance instructor
9. Scott Hamilton ice skating on the kitchen floor with Mark.
10. Ed Asner in The Mary Tyler Moore fantasy.
11. David Crosby as Duke.
12. Tim Curry as Roger, for a couple of episodes.
13. Wayne Newton in the Vegas episode.

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese"

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese"
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese"
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese" shirt
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt
5. David's Superman logo shirt in "No place like Home for the Holidays"

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese" shirt
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt
5. David's Superman logo shirt in "No place like Home for the Holidays"
6. Darlene's "Shut up and sleep!" shirt she wore to bed

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese" shirt
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt
5. David's Superman logo shirt in "No place like Home for the Holidays"
6. Darlene's "Shut up and sleep!" shirt she wore to bed
7. Darlene's "Meat Stinks" shirt

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese" shirt
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt
5. David's Superman logo shirt in "No place like Home for the Holidays"
6. Darlene's "Shut up and sleep!" shirt she wore to bed
7. Darlene's "Meat Stinks" shirt
8. Roseanne's purple sweater that said "She who must be obeyed"

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese" shirt
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt
5. David's Superman logo shirt in "No place like Home for the Holidays"
6. Darlene's "Shut up and sleep!" shirt she wore to bed
7. Darlene's "Meat Stinks" shirt
8. Roseanne's purple sweater that said "She who must be obeyed"
9. "so many cats, so little cat-nip" on the back of Roseanne's Tshirt during the Lifestyle of the Rich and famous spoof.

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese" shirt
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt
5. David's Superman logo shirt in "No place like Home for the Holidays"
6. Darlene's "Shut up and sleep!" shirt she wore to bed
7. Darlene's "Meat Stinks" shirt
8. Roseanne's purple sweater that said "She who must be obeyed"
9. "so many cats, so little cat-nip" on the back of Roseanne's Tshirt during the Lifestyle of the Rich and famous spoof.
10. Arnie's "Property of Las Vegas Jail"

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese" shirt
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt
5. David's Superman logo shirt in "No place like Home for the Holidays"
6. Darlene's "Shut up and sleep!" shirt she wore to bed
7. Darlene's "Meat Stinks" shirt
8. Roseanne's purple sweater that said "She who must be obeyed"
9. "so many cats, so little cat-nip" on the back of Roseanne's Tshirt during the Lifestyle of the Rich and famous spoof.
10. Arnie's "Property of Las Vegas Jail"
11. Becky's "Fluky's" hot dog shirt she is wearing when she is hungover. I think Darlene is also wearing it during the opening credits.

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese" shirt
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt
5. David's Superman logo shirt in "No place like Home for the Holidays"
6. Darlene's "Shut up and sleep!" shirt she wore to bed
7. Darlene's "Meat Stinks" shirt
8. Roseanne's purple sweater that said "She who must be obeyed"
9. "so many cats, so little cat-nip" on the back of Roseanne's Tshirt during the Lifestyle of the Rich and famous spoof.
10. Arnie's "Property of Las Vegas Jail"
11. Becky's "Fluky's" hot dog shirt she is wearing when she is hungover. I think Darlene is also wearing it during the opening credits.
12. Jackie's infamous teal sweater with stylized yellow school buses on it.

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1. Roseanne's shirt that says "So Fire Me"
2. David's "Milk and Cheese" shirt
3. Dan's navy blue "Bears" sweatshirt
4. The infamous chicken shirt
5. David's Superman logo shirt in "No place like Home for the Holidays"
6. Darlene's "Shut up and sleep!" shirt she wore to bed
7. Darlene's "Meat Stinks" shirt
8. Roseanne's purple sweater that said "She who must be obeyed"
9. "so many cats, so little cat-nip" on the back of Roseanne's Tshirt during the Lifestyle of the Rich and famous spoof.
10. Arnie's "Property of Las Vegas Jail"
11. Becky's "Fluky's" hot dog shirt she is wearing when she is hungover. I think Darlene is also wearing it during the opening credits.
12. Jackie's infamous teal sweater with stylized yellow school buses on it.
13. Nancy's shirt she wore in Vegas with the slot machine on it.

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1. Ziggy

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker
5. Gary

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker
5. Gary
6. Fred (or does he count, since he's 61?)

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker
5. Gary
6. Fred (or does he count, since he's 61?)
7. Jonathan from Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore. (Probably)

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker
5. Gary
6. Fred (or does he count, since he's 61?)
7. Jonathan from Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore. (Probably)
8. Tony

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker
5. Gary
6. Fred (or does he count, since he's 61?)
7. Jonathan from Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore. (Probably)
8. Tony
9. The guy who got to second base(under a blanket at some sporting event) when Jackie was the same age as Darlene. It was in "Like a Virgin" but I can't remember his name!

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker
5. Gary
6. Fred (or does he count, since he's 61?)
7. Jonathan from Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore. (Probably)
8. Tony
9. The guy who got to second base(under a blanket at some sporting event) when Jackie was the same age as Darlene. It was in "Like a Virgin" but I can't remember his name!
10. The older teacher that Jackie took to a school dance as a teen: "I taught him more than he taught me!"

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker
5. Gary
6. Fred (or does he count, since he's 61?)
7. Jonathan from Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore. (Probably)
8. Tony
9. The guy who got to second base(under a blanket at some sporting event) when Jackie was the same age as Darlene. It was in "Like a Virgin" but I can't remember his name!
10. The older teacher that Jackie took to a school dance as a teen: "I taught him more than he taught me!"
11. The guy in the Annie Oakley sleeping bag (Probably)

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker
5. Gary
6. Fred (or does he count, since he's 61?)
7. Jonathan from Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore. (Probably)
8. Tony
9. The guy who got to second base(under a blanket at some sporting event) when Jackie was the same age as Darlene. It was in "Like a Virgin" but I can't remember his name!
10. The older teacher that Jackie took to a school dance as a teen: "I taught him more than he taught me!"
11. The guy in the Annie Oakley sleeping bag (Probably)
12. Paul from the police force

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1. Ziggy
2. Arnie
3. Fisher
4. Booker
5. Gary
6. Fred (or does he count, since he's 61?)
7. Jonathan from Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore. (Probably)
8. Tony
9. The guy who got to second base(under a blanket at some sporting event) when Jackie was the same age as Darlene. It was in "Like a Virgin" but I can't remember his name!
10. The older teacher that Jackie took to a school dance as a teen: "I taught him more than he taught me!"
11. The guy in the Annie Oakley sleeping bag (Probably)
12. Paul from the police force
13. Marshall Gordon (assuming)

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Rebeccak, it's your turn to pick the new topic!

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.
5. Nana Mary's Bears hat

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.
5. Nana Mary's Bears hat
6. Darlene wears a winter cap when she's snowed in at David's place on Christmas Eve.

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.
5. Nana Mary's Bears hat
6. Darlene wears a winter cap when she's snowed in at David's place on Christmas Eve.
7. Darlene's baseball hat

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.
5. Nana Mary's Bears hat
6. Darlene wears a winter cap when she's snowed in at David's place on Christmas Eve.
7. Darlene's baseball hat
8. DJ wears a hat with ear flaps when he visits Chicago with Bev to see the Nutcracker Ballet.

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.
5. Nana Mary's Bears hat
6. Darlene wears a winter cap when she's snowed in at David's place on Christmas Eve.
7. Darlene's baseball hat
8. DJ wears a hat with ear flaps when he visits Chicago with Bev to see the Nutcracker Ballet.
9. Bev's Minnie Mouse hat and Andy & Jerry's Mickey Mouse hats at Disneyworld.

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.
5. Nana Mary's Bears hat
6. Darlene wears a winter cap when she's snowed in at David's place on Christmas Eve.
7. Darlene's baseball hat
8. DJ wears a hat with ear flaps when he visits Chicago with Bev to see the Nutcracker Ballet.
9. Bev's Minnie Mouse hat and Andy & Jerry's Mickey Mouse hats at Disneyworld.
10. Darlene buys a black beret at the mall during her depression, after Roseanne gives her her Rodbell's credit card to do so.

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.
5. Nana Mary's Bears hat
6. Darlene wears a winter cap when she's snowed in at David's place on Christmas Eve.
7. Darlene's baseball hat
8. DJ wears a hat with ear flaps when he visits Chicago with Bev to see the Nutcracker Ballet.
9. Bev's Minnie Mouse hat and Andy & Jerry's Mickey Mouse hats at Disneyworld.
10. Darlene buys a black beret at the mall during her depression, after Roseanne gives her her Rodbell's credit card to do so.
11. Roseanne's hat when she was dressed like a man for Halloween.

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.
5. Nana Mary's Bears hat
6. Darlene wears a winter cap when she's snowed in at David's place on Christmas Eve.
7. Darlene's baseball hat
8. DJ wears a hat with ear flaps when he visits Chicago with Bev to see the Nutcracker Ballet.
9. Bev's Minnie Mouse hat and Andy & Jerry's Mickey Mouse hats at Disneyworld.
10. Darlene buys a black beret at the mall during her depression, after Roseanne gives her her Rodbell's credit card to do so.
11. Roseanne's hat when she was dressed like a man for Halloween.
12. When Mark complains that there's no shampoo left, Roseanne glares at him 'cause she's too busy worrying about her pregnancy. Then he says he'll "wear a hat".

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1. The beer can hat from Dan's birthday party.
2. Bev's beret!
3. Roseanne's winter hat when she was leaving the house to visit her sick dad in Officer and a Gentleman.
4. DJ's Cub Scout hat.
5. Nana Mary's Bears hat
6. Darlene wears a winter cap when she's snowed in at David's place on Christmas Eve.
7. Darlene's baseball hat
8. DJ wears a hat with ear flaps when he visits Chicago with Bev to see the Nutcracker Ballet.
9. Bev's Minnie Mouse hat and Andy & Jerry's Mickey Mouse hats at Disneyworld.
10. Darlene buys a black beret at the mall during her depression, after Roseanne gives her her Rodbell's credit card to do so.
11. Roseanne's hat when she was dressed like a man for Halloween.
12. When Mark complains that there's no shampoo left, Roseanne glares at him 'cause she's too busy worrying about her pregnancy. Then he says he'll "wear a hat".
13. When Darlene and that boy grope on the couch, he starts out by wearing a baseball cap backwards. When he leaves, he uses it to cover his erection.

New topic: Gross and weird food.

1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.
5. The fruit cups at Rodbell's diner were supposedly there the entire time Roseanne had been working there until Leon showed up.

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.
5. The fruit cups at Rodbell's diner were supposedly there the entire time Roseanne had been working there until Leon showed up.
6. Cold Lean Cuisine and Jell-o when the power went out.

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.
5. The fruit cups at Rodbell's diner were supposedly there the entire time Roseanne had been working there until Leon showed up.
6. Cold Lean Cuisine and Jell-o when the power went out.
7. Beer from a bowling shoe...with a twist.

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.
5. The fruit cups at Rodbell's diner were supposedly there the entire time Roseanne had been working there until Leon showed up.
6. Cold Lean Cuisine and Jell-o when the power went out.
7. Beer from a bowling shoe...with a twist.
8. There was a fly that got stuck in a bowl of mashed potatoes that DJ was making for Thanksgiving.

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.
5. The fruit cups at Rodbell's diner were supposedly there the entire time Roseanne had been working there until Leon showed up.
6. Cold Lean Cuisine and Jell-o when the power went out.
7. Beer from a bowling shoe...with a twist.
8. There was a fly that got stuck in a bowl of mashed potatoes that DJ was making for Thanksgiving.
9. The "stinky" cheese in the tuna casserole that Becky said smells like Dan's feet.

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.
5. The fruit cups at Rodbell's diner were supposedly there the entire time Roseanne had been working there until Leon showed up.
6. Cold Lean Cuisine and Jell-o when the power went out.
7. Beer from a bowling shoe...with a twist.
8. There was a fly that got stuck in a bowl of mashed potatoes that DJ was making for Thanksgiving.
9. The "stinky" cheese in the tuna casserole that Becky said smells like Dan's feet.
10. Pumpkin cookies.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.
5. The fruit cups at Rodbell's diner were supposedly there the entire time Roseanne had been working there until Leon showed up.
6. Cold Lean Cuisine and Jell-o when the power went out.
7. Beer from a bowling shoe...with a twist.
8. There was a fly that got stuck in a bowl of mashed potatoes that DJ was making for Thanksgiving.
9. The "stinky" cheese in the tuna casserole that Becky said smells like Dan's feet.
10. Pumpkin cookies.
11. Roseanne's burned meatloaf (or just her meatloaf in general).

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.
5. The fruit cups at Rodbell's diner were supposedly there the entire time Roseanne had been working there until Leon showed up.
6. Cold Lean Cuisine and Jell-o when the power went out.
7. Beer from a bowling shoe...with a twist.
8. There was a fly that got stuck in a bowl of mashed potatoes that DJ was making for Thanksgiving.
9. The "stinky" cheese in the tuna casserole that Becky said smells like Dan's feet.
10. Pumpkin cookies.
11. Roseanne's burned meatloaf (or just her meatloaf in general).
12. The expired milk that Dan reacted so drastically too, but ultimately put back in the fridge.

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1. Spaghetti with Thousand Island dressing.
2. That huge jar of pickled eggs on the shelf that apparently had dead bugs in it.
3. Becky looks through Jackie's fridge and asks: "Is this... lettuce or pumpernickel?" And Jackie calls out: "Throw it out!"
4. Mark makes dinner for the family and puts Jergens in it.
5. The fruit cups at Rodbell's diner were supposedly there the entire time Roseanne had been working there until Leon showed up.
6. Cold Lean Cuisine and Jell-o when the power went out.
7. Beer from a bowling shoe...with a twist.
8. There was a fly that got stuck in a bowl of mashed potatoes that DJ was making for Thanksgiving.
9. The "stinky" cheese in the tuna casserole that Becky said smells like Dan's feet.
10. Pumpkin cookies.
11. Roseanne's burned meatloaf (or just her meatloaf in general).
12. The expired milk that Dan reacted so drastically too, but ultimately put back in the fridge.
13. Roseanne over-salted Dan's scrambled eggs.

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps
5. Dan and Darlene dance in the living room after she tries on dresses for the school dance.

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps
5. Dan and Darlene dance in the living room after she tries on dresses for the school dance.
6. Dan has his wedding dance with Darlene in his hospital bed.

Kramer: ...he was very impressed with what I do.
Elaine: What you do? You don't do anything!

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps
5. Dan and Darlene dance in the living room after she tries on dresses for the school dance.
6. Dan has his wedding dance with Darlene in his hospital bed.
7. The musical number in the court in Sweet Dreams.

Reportin' live for Black TV: White folks are dead, we gettin' the f*@# outta here!

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps
5. Dan and Darlene dance in the living room after she tries on dresses for the school dance.
6. Dan has his wedding dance with Darlene in his hospital bed.
7. The musical number in the court in Sweet Dreams.
8. Darlene's little weird happy dance when they announce they are going to Disney World.

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps
5. Dan and Darlene dance in the living room after she tries on dresses for the school dance.
6. Dan has his wedding dance with Darlene in his hospital bed.
7. The musical number in the court in Sweet Dreams.
8. Darlene's little weird happy dance when they announce they are going to Disney World.
9. Roseanne dances to embarrass Darlene at the bowling alley.

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps
5. Dan and Darlene dance in the living room after she tries on dresses for the school dance.
6. Dan has his wedding dance with Darlene in his hospital bed.
7. The musical number in the court in Sweet Dreams.
8. Darlene's little weird happy dance when they announce they are going to Disney World.
9. Roseanne dances to embarrass Darlene at the bowling alley.
10. Leon, Scott, Bev, and her girlfriend sing and dance at their gay get-together.

Reportin' live for Black TV: White folks are dead, we gettin' the f*@# outta here!

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps
5. Dan and Darlene dance in the living room after she tries on dresses for the school dance.
6. Dan has his wedding dance with Darlene in his hospital bed.
7. The musical number in the court in Sweet Dreams.
8. Darlene's little weird happy dance when they announce they are going to Disney World.
9. Roseanne dances to embarrass Darlene at the bowling alley.
10. Leon, Scott, Bev, and her girlfriend sing and dance at their gay get-together.
11. Jackie dancing with Tony Curtis.

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps
5. Dan and Darlene dance in the living room after she tries on dresses for the school dance.
6. Dan has his wedding dance with Darlene in his hospital bed.
7. The musical number in the court in Sweet Dreams.
8. Darlene's little weird happy dance when they announce they are going to Disney World.
9. Roseanne dances to embarrass Darlene at the bowling alley.
10. Leon, Scott, Bev, and her girlfriend sing and dance at their gay get-together.
11. Jackie dancing with Tony Curtis.
12. DJ's weird jig at the barbecue (where Dan and Bonnie sang).

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1. Those silly dances in the circle at Darlene and David's prom.
2. Dan and Jackie dance to the "hold" music they put Bev's call on, at the motorcycle shop.
3. Becky dancing to "Pump the Jam" when Dan walks in on her.
4. Roseanne and Sharon on the dance floor at Lipps
5. Dan and Darlene dance in the living room after she tries on dresses for the school dance.
6. Dan has his wedding dance with Darlene in his hospital bed.
7. The musical number in the court in Sweet Dreams.
8. Darlene's little weird happy dance when they announce they are going to Disney World.
9. Roseanne dances to embarrass Darlene at the bowling alley.
10. Leon, Scott, Bev, and her girlfriend sing and dance at their gay get-together.
11. Jackie dancing with Tony Curtis.
12. DJ's weird jig at the barbecue (where Dan and Bonnie sang).
13. Dan and Roseanne dance in the living room to Wayne Newton music after their flight to Vegas gets cancelled.

New Topic: Feminist/Pro-Woman issues
1. Roseanne explains the hardship and power of being a housewife, to Darlene's Home Economics class.

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1. Roseanne explains the hardship and power of being a housewife, to Darlene's Home Economics class.
2. Darlene and Becky get mad at David when he implies that it's a woman's "job" or obligation to have babies.

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1. Roseanne explains the hardship and power of being a housewife, to Darlene's Home Economics class.
2. Darlene and Becky get mad at David when he implies that it's a woman's "job" or obligation to have babies.
3. Abortion issue when Roseanne and Dan thought something might be wrong with the baby.

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1. Roseanne explains the hardship and power of being a housewife, to Darlene's Home Economics class.
2. Darlene and Becky get mad at David when he implies that it's a woman's "job" or obligation to have babies.
3. Abortion issue when Roseanne and Dan thought something might be wrong with the baby.
4. Roseanne rails against Leon when she finds out that whoever plays Santa will get payed more than Mrs. Claus, then decides that she'll play Santa 'cause "he's gotta be a woman anyway..." because he loves children.

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1. Roseanne explains the hardship and power of being a housewife, to Darlene's Home Economics class.
2. Darlene and Becky get mad at David when he implies that it's a woman's "job" or obligation to have babies.
3. Abortion issue when Roseanne and Dan thought something might be wrong with the baby.
4. Roseanne rails against Leon when she finds out that whoever plays Santa will get payed more than Mrs. Claus, then decides that she'll play Santa 'cause "he's gotta be a woman anyway..." because he loves children.
5. Roseanne making her mother gay in the finale/Season 9, and explaining that it's because she wanted her mother to have power she never had.

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1. Roseanne explains the hardship and power of being a housewife, to Darlene's Home Economics class.
2. Darlene and Becky get mad at David when he implies that it's a woman's "job" or obligation to have babies.
3. Abortion issue when Roseanne and Dan thought something might be wrong with the baby.
4. Roseanne rails against Leon when she finds out that whoever plays Santa will get payed more than Mrs. Claus, then decides that she'll play Santa 'cause "he's gotta be a woman anyway..." because he loves children.
5. Roseanne making her mother gay in the finale/Season 9, and explaining that it's because she wanted her mother to have power she never had.
6. Roseanne sending the pro-birth protesters to her mother's house.

AHHHHH! That was scary!

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1. Roseanne explains the hardship and power of being a housewife, to Darlene's Home Economics class.
2. Darlene and Becky get mad at David when he implies that it's a woman's "job" or obligation to have babies.
3. Abortion issue when Roseanne and Dan thought something might be wrong with the baby.
4. Roseanne rails against Leon when she finds out that whoever plays Santa will get payed more than Mrs. Claus, then decides that she'll play Santa 'cause "he's gotta be a woman anyway..." because he loves children.
5. Roseanne making her mother gay in the finale/Season 9, and explaining that it's because she wanted her mother to have power she never had.
6. Roseanne sending the pro-birth protesters to her mother's house.
7. Roseanne gets angry at Dan for saying that Becky can't have a moped just because she's a girl.

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